Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%

  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 272 96.1%
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I remembered that Vito used to post on Kiwi Farms, so him clamoring for its downfall is funny. It was only once Null banned him for being a pedophile that he started being in favor of deplatforming the website. I'd have to dig for it but I remember he last posted in the Dick Masterson thread when Null ultimately banned him. Including his KF account in the OP could be noteworthy.

EDIT: Found it (he only made one post) as well as some other gems while searching
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Bonuses:

Vito Gesualdi had briefly changed his Twitter username to "NICK REKIETA RAPED A HISPANIC WOMAN IN 1997" in 2021.
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Vito wants people to die if they are anti-vaccine, so much for that empathy.
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And who can't forget this amazing exchange between Null and Vito:
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Vito would rather you talk about raping preteens and babies than decline a vaccination.
 
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Sitch and Adam ("centrist" YouTubers who do 10 hour streams reacting to different cultural and political media) were discussing the Eric July situation, and just like when you think or talk about Freddie Kruger (canonical pedophile) Vito shows up in the comments and is invited onto the stream. I'll be honest, I barely made it 5 minutes into the Vito segment. I can't stand to listen to him

 
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Leaving this comment for when Vito inevitably reads this thread for a video or a stream:

Vito is a fat nigger.

He will skip this comment or not read all of it.

He is the big edgy boy but he will never say that dreaded word because well-THAT'S one step too far. You can joke about fucking kids, but the nigger word? Hoo boy no no no no. Not even when I'm listening to rap music alone in my car. Never.

To put it in terms this media obsessed fatty can understand:
This is just like in The Last Action Hero where Arnold's character can't say "fuck" because he's in a PG-13 movie.
 
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instant said:
This thread is going to blow out of the prospering grounds very soon.
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I think it's good enough to be moved out and to Internet Famous, where his friends Juju and Balldo resides. I have covered most of the important topics.

I can move it myself but I'll let Null decide. Plans are to finish the Dave Chappelle rubbish and the ISOM drama later.
 
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One of the very few funny moments throughout Vito's life was when he got bullied off of the Metokur vs Ralph post-stream discussion by PPP, Podawful, and Frank Hassle.
at 2:13:15, right before he ragequits after spending about 10 minutes sitting and stewing in his own anger and being shut up by PPP whenever he tries to open his mouth, he threatens to rape PPP and Podawful as well as their nieces and nephews.
 
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Berrakh said:
H-hey. Nothing wrong with that. But owning figurines, and really crappy ones too, is a red flag for sure.
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Normal Eva fans are not Evafags. An Evafag is one of those really pretentious "fans" who claims Eva was "le super smart and DEEP" but is really only there because they're inappropriately attracted to Asuka or Rei.

And I literally can smell "classic Evafag" from these shitty figures.
 
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Blasterman said:
Normal Eva fans are not Evafags. An Evafag is one of those really pretentious "fans" who claims Eva was "le super smart and DEEP" but is really only there because they're inappropriately attracted to Asuka or Rei.

And I literally can smell "classic Evafag" from these shitty figures.
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This did remind me of something about Vito. Something that, if you’re in the know, really encapsulates his manic jealousy, genetic unfitness, creepiness, and pornography consumption into one string of discourse. But I’ll have to prepare it because it needs pictures and explanation (but not too much explanation)
 
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Neil said:
at 2:13:15, right before he ragequits after spending about 10 minutes sitting and stewing in his own anger and being shut up by PPP whenever he tries to open his mouth, he threatens to rape PPP and Podawful as well as their nieces and nephews.
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It was totally le ha ha though, not that raping children is constantly on his pedophile mind and immediately erupts out when he becomes angry.
 
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