Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 4.2%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 254 95.8%

  • Total voters
    265
Well, the app I use to make transparencies stopped working for me all of a sudden, so I only got halfway there, but if anyone wants to get creative(was originally doing this for EVS, but it fits Vito too).


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“I! AM! A! COMIC! CREATOR! I AM A COMIC CREATOR, ERIC JULY!”
 
People have been asking that for months now and I have never seen anyone give a straight answer. It really has to be that the guy is successful and regularly makes them look stupid.
There is a straight answer, it's just so bitch made people forget about it.

The reason is this:


For context, Vito the Pedo goes into every single anti-woke stream and trolls on chat taking shots at the hosts "This is to stupid", "Everything you said is wrong" etc. He does this until someone is stupid enough to bring him on, once on he goes into his "I was only pretending to be retarded" routine, while derailing the conversation.

For example, the first time Vito the Pedo and Rekieta spoke, Rekieta and Legal Mindset were discussing Florida then new anti-grooming law while Vito the Pedo trolled. Rekieta stupidly let Vito on, and the entire stream got derailed into discussing what the word "grooming" ackshually means is and how it really is a "don't say gay" law.

Vito the Pedo's modus operandi is important to know, cause it frames everything that followed.
  1. Vito the Pedo was doing his normal shtick on Eric July's streams while July was promoting the first Isom issue. July proved to be at least 50 IQ points smarter than Rekieta, he just ignored Vito the Pedo and never engaged.
  2. Vito the Pedo then spent several weeks crying to Juju the Cow about the black man ignoring him and not bringing him on so he could tell him he is only pretending to be retarded and stealth promote his own comic to July's audience.
  3. Eventually Juju the Cow decides to throw his pet pedophile a bone, so he starts talking shit at July to appease Vito the Pedo.
  4. July just ignores Juju the cow, he only acknowledges in a generic manner in his podcast, does not give him any more attention than his other alogs.
  5. Dick starts taking it personally, how dare this nigger ignore an LA big shot like Juju the Cow.
  6. It culminates when Dick managed to get into the Flashcast with July, Juju brings with him a list of points on why July sucks.
  7. July, again, somehow displays paradoxical IQ levels when he reads Juju like a book, he almost immediately calls him out for being a disingenuous POS that can never be taken seriously, and as such, any advice he might give out is worthless and probably given to cause harm (true, see: Ethan Ralph and the Ralphamale persona, Nick Rekieta and alcoholism, Mint Salad and abandoning her family to become a whore, convincing EVS who lost his job to Cancel Pigs, to swap a loyal audience for Vito the Pedo, who is not only a pedo, but is also a Cancel Pig).
  8. Here is July dismissing Juju's advice
    , you can see Dick's rage boiling inside him as this negro has the gall to refuse his advances.
  9. Here is July accurately explaining what Dick is and why he cannot be taken seriously after only a few minutes interacting with him
  10. After this stream, every one knows the story, Juju went fucking nuts on his podcast with Vito the Pedo, he became obsessed with July, he sent Riley in to harass him, etc.
  11. Eventually, July's refusal to mingle with Juju and Vito the Pedo led to Vito the Pedo crying on stream, the funniest thing Vito the Pedo has done in his entire life as a "comedian".
  12. Juju the Cow considers having a grown pedophile crying on his set as further humiliation inflicted on him by Eric July.

So there you have it, that is the explanation on why Juju hates Eric July, it's all because of that one stream where the black man denied him access to BBC.

Yes, it's the most faggoty faggotry this faggot has ever fagged, but what do you expect, he lives in LA and gets pegged and his best friend is Vito the Pedo.
 
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People have been asking that for months now and I have never seen anyone give a straight answer. It really has to be that the guy is successful and regularly makes them look stupid.
He made a successful comic without tonguing EVS’s ass and, in Vito’s case, called him out as a grifter and didn’t let him shill his crappy Superkiller comic after he came on Eric’s stream to shit on him.
So there you have it, that is the explanation on why Juju hates Eric July, it's all because of that one stream where the black man denied him access to BBC.
@SteelPlatedHeart is correct, Vitophile’s failed attempt at shilling (8/26/22) predates @Telemeter‘s timeline.
 
Vito the Pedo's modus operandi is important to know, cause it frames everything that followed.
Eric did have Vito on a steam once, but he also recognized what Vito was doing and muted him when Vito tried to promote Superkiller after trying to shit on ISOM during the stream.
 
@SteelPlatedHeart is correct, Vitophile’s failed attempt at shilling (8/26/22) predates @Telemeter‘s timeline.
I didn't know he actually managed to get on July's stream before, but wow, did i not describe exactly what he would have done, LOL.

Yeah, that is Vito the Pedo one and only way to interact with other youtube people.

Vito the Pedo did continue to troll on July's chat afterwards, though July just ignored him after that initial interaction, i guess.
 
I didn't know he actually managed to get on July's stream before, but wow, did i not describe exactly what he would have done, LOL.

Yeah, that is Vito the Pedo one and only way to interact with other youtube people.

Vito the Pedo did continue to troll on July's chat afterwards, though July just ignored him after that initial interaction, i guess.
Eric does do the “Monitoze Your Haters” streams between comic launches and everything, so it was a perfect setup for Vito.

Too bad it blew up spectacularly in his face since Eric knew exactly what he was doing.
 
Eric does do the “Monitoze Your Haters” streams between comic launches and everything, so it was a perfect setup for Vito.

Too bad it blew up spectacularly in his face since Eric knew exactly what he was doing.
Vito always wastes his opportunity to confront people by doing a cucked nice guy bit. "I wish you all the success" or whatever he said to July. Why not tell July to get fucked? His audience won't hate you any more or less. Fat ass hoe ass cracka coward Vito.
 
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I'll say this here because Vito reads it. This trailer may feel like a CW superhero show meets Atlas Shrugged, it's not high art... but you are only capable of high cholesterol levels and looking at art of underage girls. You struggle to produce the comic book part while he is progressing to adaptations at least in a trailer preview form. Now July has animations and live action scenes for investors to look at and decide they want to put money into actually making. This guy is so far ahead of your shit you ought to just shut the fuck up now. You're only promoting Eric July's stuff now, just like when the so called grifter channels promote Disney even by giving it bad reviews.
What a fat, seething paedophile. Vaedophile loves comics so much, his shitty picture book has been delayed at least three times so far. Where's the book, Vedo? Maybe you should release your book instead of seething at some successful Black guy who delivered his promises.
 
I wish this fat fuck released a comic I could riff on but he is so fucking lazy that I have to resort to calling him a pedo and a gimp again. Hard to get new material when he goes to sleep everyday without having accomplished anything.
Imagine your job being a couple hour podcast once a week, and you still can't meet your side project deadlines on time.
 
Most of the time if someone hates someone so much it always comes down to envy. When you see someone so virulently hateful towards one particular person you should examine their lives, and motivations, and ask yourself. "Does one person have something the other person desires?" In this case, Vito probably has dreamed of making a comic, and it hurts him so much to see someone "less deserving" than him having the success he desires.
 
Imagine your job being a couple hour podcast once a week, and you still can't meet your side project deadlines on time.
Sleeping: 56hrs/week
Eating: 10hrs/week
Record podcast: 4hrs/week
Bitching about nigger comics: 98hrs/week
Someone who is good at managing please help me organize my time, my comic book isn't getting written.
 
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