Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 4.0%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 266 96.0%

  • Total voters
    277
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Vito is now defending KatyDid after bookmarks of fanfic she likes have "Underage" and the art she likes was listed as "Knotting".
 
Kill Vito. Behead Vito. Roundhouse kick Vito into the concrete. Slam dunk Vito into the trashcan. Crucify Vito. Defecate in Vito's food. Launch Vito into the sun. Stir fry Vito in a wok. Toss Vito into active volcanoes. Urinate into Vito's gas tank. Judo throw Vito into a wood chipper. Twist Vito's head off. Report Vito to the IRS. Karate chop Vito in half. Curb stomp Vito. Trap Vito in quicksand. Crush Vito in the trash compactor. Liquefy Vito in a vat of acid. Eat Vito. Dissect Vito. Exterminate Vito in the gas chamber. Stomp Vito's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Vito in the oven. Lobotomize Vito. Strangle Vito with piano wire. Encase Vito in cement. Disembowel Vito with a chainsaw. Drown Vito in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Vito with a ray gun. Kick Vito down the stairs. Feed Vito to alligators. Slice Vito with a katana.
 
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Vito is now defending KatyDid after bookmarks of fanfic she likes have "Underage" and the art she likes was listed as "Knotting".
Vito is the ultimate gentleman; he needs to rescue m'lady from all the trolls so then she would have to fuck him but it's okay though because they are both into "underage" things...
 
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Man voted "least subtle pedophile" is now baiting people into "spamming [him] with pictures of naked anime children." Disgusting and obvious for what it is, but it's merely some dumb throwaway tweet that will fade away like all the other dumb throwaway tweets.
"haha nooo pls don't send me loli you guys, I hate it sooo much. Flooding my timeline with loli drawings is really making me angry you guys! I'm serious, stop it right now tehe"

The worst part is you know he thinks he is being subtle, a true 4D chess master.
 
Why has no one ever trolled this guy to the same extent they do Cyrax? He genuinely deserves it.
 
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Why has no one on the OnA forums ever trolled this guy to the same extent they do Cyrax? He genuinely deserves it from the guys on the OnA forum.
Fixed that for you there.

Vito's lot in life is waking up in bed, remembering no one loves him, checking Twitter to fill the void, eating a barrel of broccoli & beef, getting out of bed, crying, playing old video games that aren't even fun, telling others he played old video games that aren't even fun, crying more, calling an Uber to take him to the Barbie Dream Mansion, getting mocked by Dick Masterson, going home to eat another barrel of broccoli & beef, frantically changing the username on another account linked to his consumption of sexualized minors, and then begging Keder LeBeau to at least try drawing another panel of Superkiller before the spike of insulin in his blood sugar puts him to sleep.

Kudos to you if you could find a way to make him suffer anymore than he already does.
 
Because Cyrax has actually published his completed projects like songs or a movie. Vito has not finished anything. He just has half baked ideas. Let it sink in that Cyrax is a more accomplished entertainer than Vito.
Even Chris Chan has produced comics and Vito has produce zero. Vito is more pathetic than a a retard who literally fucked his mother.
 
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