Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%

  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 270 96.1%
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Guntkvd said:
It's still not out??
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
3 constants in life. Death, taxes, and Superkiller still isn't out.
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Instead of writing and printing his stupid book, he's meeting up another fat paedophile.
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What's worse than one paedophile? That's right, two of them.
 
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I know I joked about it in my video, but I really did expect Vito to have his comic mostly finished if not completely done by now. Guess that's what happens when you try to outsource work to cheap Mexican labor. Should have spent that extra dollar to get a more professional illustrator for your book, Vito, because it's looking like we might actually get a Rippaverse animated series or video game before we get the first volume of Superkiller.
 
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MikeyNohMore said:
I really did expect Vito to have his comic mostly finished if not completely done by now.
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The comic is done. It's been done since last year. Vedo is only dragging his ass on shipping it because he's trying to pull an Air Umbrella and hopes people will give up on expecting to receive it.

He's got 6 more days to make good on his promise of sending out the digital version in May, so we'll see if that gets tossed onto the pile of missed targets (it will).
 
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Oliver Onions said:
The comic is done. It's been done since last year. Vedo is only dragging his ass on shipping it because he's trying to pull an Air Umbrella and hopes people will give up on expecting to receive it.

He's got 6 more days to make good on his promise of sending out the digital version in May, so we'll see if that gets tossed onto the pile of missed targets (it will).
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Speaking of which, did he give up his hate campaign on Eric July yet? Because I have yet to see him cry about him as of late. In fact I don't even see him mention him on X or anywhere else lately.

MikeyNohMore said:
I know I joked about it in my video, but I really did expect Vito to have his comic mostly finished if not completely done by now. Guess that's what happens when you try to outsource work to cheap Mexican labor. Should have spent that extra dollar to get a more professional illustrator for your book, Vito, because it's looking like we might actually get a Rippaverse animated series or video game before we get the first volume of Superkiller.
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Yeah I see the fan base growing for the Rippaverse, and new people as well as returning customers are enjoying what they read so far. Vito can't say the same for his book.
 
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CringleJingle had an update 3 days ago and no one noticed nor cared.

Update: The Bleeding Edge

It's been two years since I recklessly launched this campaign, and I am confident to say that things are finally wrapping up. I want to quickly drop a line about where we are at.

I had originally planned to drop the digital version early this month, but we ran into a last minute issue while getting the pages prepped. When templating a comic page, you have three important boxes to keep in mind:

The "live area" where all your text and major graphics go.
The "trim area" where all the comic will (ideally) be cut down to by the printer
The "bleed area" for safety, where you extend any graphics just in case the trim is off by a small margin

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Our issue was that a number of our pages had insufficient bleed, meaning we needed to extend some of the art to avoid things getting oddly cut off. You can see in this example, where the red boxes on the left show areas that needed to be extended to the full edge of the document, and the right side shows the fixes we made.
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I know people hate the term "learning opportunity" but hell man, I've never made a comic book before. I now know I can save a lot of time by developing an official in-house page template and making sure artists use it!

Aside from that it's been some necessary last minute visual tweaks. Making it so the comic Sam is reading actually looks like a comic, or adjusting Meteorman's lab to have a bit more of a sci-fi look to it:

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Point is, we lost a few weeks fixing this bleed issue, but we are otherwise just about ready to print this sucker. I am prepping the black and white digital version as we speak and hope to have it to you all in the next few weeks.

Love you all!

- Vito
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tl;dr: Due to the project being slopped together by inexperienced amateurs, they failed to properly format the comic and fucked up the test printing, further delaying the comic. It will take additional multiple weeks for the black & white digital copy to be delivered to backer's inboxes, two months past his prior update's confident forecast.

Shameful. Embarrassing. It'll be a miracle if people are able to get their physical copies before the end of the year.
 
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MisterCH 86 said:
Speaking of which, did he give up his hate campaign on Eric July yet? Because I have yet to see him cry about him as of late. In fact I don't even see him mention him on X or anywhere else lately.
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I don't monitor his Twitter enough to say for sure, but I think he's eased back on that presumably because anything he tries to say against Eric will immediately be met with 'where's your comic, fatass?'
Harm said:
tl;dr: Due to the project being slopped together by inexperienced amateurs, they failed to properly format the comic and fucked up the test printing, further delaying the comic
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This is total bullshit. I am trying my hardest not to powerlevel, but I have printed my own comics in the past and ran into this exact same problem. All I did was alter the canvas size for each page until the margin was wide enough that everything I needed was within the trim/live area. It was extremely tedious but it took me maybe a day or two to resolve.

In the case of the opposite issue Vedo mentions about graphics not extending far enough even an amateur could fix this issue; it's just drawing a little more of what's already there (and since it all looks shit no one will notice either way).

I think he said the company he's using is Mixam and they let you generate a preview PDF after you've uploaded all your files to make sure everything looks right before you proceed with the order, but even ignoring that none of this explains why the digital copy can't go out immediately because it's only a compiled PDF of what we've already seen; issues like bleed aren't a factor.

TL;DR Vedo is a fucking liar, there is no excuse for this level of incompetence
 
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Harm said:
tl;dr: Due to the project being slopped together by inexperienced amateurs, they failed to properly format the comic and fucked up the test printing, further delaying the comic. It will take additional multiple weeks for the black & white digital copy to be delivered to backer's inboxes, two months past his prior update's confident forecast.
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I'm going to avoid power leveling here but just be aware even amateurs printing their very first comic don't make this mistake. The templates are right there on every printer's website and anyone can get them. They're easy to use. You don't even need to "develop your own template," just use one that any printer has freely available if you're using standard page sizes.

Vito is either just lying about this problem because as @Oliver Onions said it's an absurdly easy fix (which often makes the comic more readable as you have less issues with art getting lost in the margins) or he really is that incompetent. It could be either one tbh. Or both!

And if the template he posted is representative of the printer they're using, Ka-Blam! fucking sucks. There's a ton of way better printers out there if you just look or, better yet, ask people who actually know what they're doing. But that's too hard for Vito.
 
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God, I fucking hate whenever someone like Vedo, Juju, or MAPton puts out something even vaguely "serious" or "professional". It just oozes disingenuity. I would feel bad for the backers, but they went into this knowing Vedo is a fat retarded pedophile who would never deliver a decent product on time, if at all, yet they still threw money at him.
 
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