Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 270 96.1%

  • Total voters
    281
Vito receives a personal visit from SchizoSeanTV, who appears to be an a-log of his; Riley's YouTube channel has both the POV recording from SchizoSeanTV and an excerpt from his livestream. Vito rings the police over the alleged trespassing, leading to SchizoSeanTV staying on the public sidewalk (but still rings Vito's doorbell and flees):
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The livestream (with his co-host Krimcl, who appear to run their own show together -"The After Problem goes live every Friday night after The Biggest Problem in the Universe") that took place afterwards:
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A clip channel's clip:
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Vito appeared on someone else's livestream on the matter:
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Some Substack article on this whole thing.

This same character also thought it would be lulzy to "pull up" on Eric July at a con, who completely ignores him and later SchizoSeanTV is booted by the con security:
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"This man is sexually assaulting me!"

Kek. Get fucked Vito.
 
Why is it all fat white guys end up looking the same at a certain point? Vito looks so similar to Wings it’s insane, and the Bluey shirt makes him look genuinely retarded.
here come the individualists.webp
 
I had successfully purged this image from my mind years ago and you have brought it back to my attention. It emanates chomo vibes in ways that learned men of math, science, and philosophy previously thought impossible.
 
Why is it all fat white guys end up looking the same at a certain point? Vito looks so similar to Wings it’s insane, and the Bluey shirt makes him look genuinely retarded.
I guess once you get to the point you’re that fat and obese you give up all pretenses of even trying and just go with whatever will fit from the local Walmart and what not. And in this case it’s the same loose shorts, oversized shirt, and whatever shoes you can put on comfortably because you’re not bending over to put them on. Ralph is like this too except now he wears baseball shirts that just barely conceal his deflated gunt.
 
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