Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 270 96.1%

  • Total voters
    281
Vito receives a personal visit from SchizoSeanTV, who appears to be an a-log of his; Riley's YouTube channel has both the POV recording from SchizoSeanTV and an excerpt from his livestream. Vito rings the police over the alleged trespassing, leading to SchizoSeanTV staying on the public sidewalk (but still rings Vito's doorbell and flees):
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The livestream (with his co-host Krimcl, who appear to run their own show together -"The After Problem goes live every Friday night after The Biggest Problem in the Universe") that took place afterwards:
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A clip channel's clip:
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Vito appeared on someone else's livestream on the matter:
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Some Substack article on this whole thing.

This same character also thought it would be lulzy to "pull up" on Eric July at a con, who completely ignores him and later SchizoSeanTV is booted by the con security:
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"This man is sexually assaulting me!"

Kek. Get fucked Vito.
 
Why is it all fat white guys end up looking the same at a certain point? Vito looks so similar to Wings it’s insane, and the Bluey shirt makes him look genuinely retarded.
here come the individualists.webp
 
I had successfully purged this image from my mind years ago and you have brought it back to my attention. It emanates chomo vibes in ways that learned men of math, science, and philosophy previously thought impossible.
 
Why is it all fat white guys end up looking the same at a certain point? Vito looks so similar to Wings it’s insane, and the Bluey shirt makes him look genuinely retarded.
I guess once you get to the point you’re that fat and obese you give up all pretenses of even trying and just go with whatever will fit from the local Walmart and what not. And in this case it’s the same loose shorts, oversized shirt, and whatever shoes you can put on comfortably because you’re not bending over to put them on. Ralph is like this too except now he wears baseball shirts that just barely conceal his deflated gunt.
 
My favorite part of that is when Vito stops and doesn't want his address to be broadcasted. Don't get me wrong, I understand opsec and not blasting it to The Internet; the problem being Vito, is we doxed you a long time ago; and it's obvious that you live in the exact same place.

Also...
Vito: "He's white."
Sean: "I am."

Don't know why, that just hit me in the right way.

To be honest I still don't really understand what a Libertarian even is. Best I can tell it's a political ideology based entirely on blending NIMBY hedonism with SovCit autism.
In theory, it's the closest we get to the founders of the nation; minimal government that doesn't work against the people. In practice, it's a bunch of "Don't tread on me, while I leave used drug needles at the kid's park. Why am I at the kid's park, why to look for my next sexual partner, of course." Seriously don't know why, but it always seem to devolve into drug use and child sexual exploitation.
 
He's talked before about losing weight (can't remember if it was Ozempic or working out) and he posted those hilarious photos of his supposed hair regrowth using some snake oil he bought online, but in reality it was actually a before and after of him washing his greasy hair.

As ever with Vedo, it's best to assume whatever he says and does is purely for attention.
In theory, it's the closest we get to the founders of the nation; minimal government that doesn't work against the people. In practice, it's a bunch of "Don't tread on me, while I leave used drug needles at the kid's park. Why am I at the kid's park, why to look for my next sexual partner, of course." Seriously don't know why, but it always seem to devolve into drug use and child sexual exploitation.
It sounds like the same problem every free speech/expression movement runs into, where the people who want to prevent or reduce state/corporate intervention are drowned out by retards flooding the chat with 'NIGGERFAGGOT' and spamming loli art.
 
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