Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[SlimyCuntStain]

Well yeah. Best case scenario, Dax's redemption arc still has a long way to go. The more cynical take (which this forum seems to favor) is that throwing Vito under the bus is 100% self-serving behavior and has nothing to do with how rancid Vito is.

I don't even know that it's a cynical take. As pointed out above, Dick said he "should have sold Vito out a long time ago". The only thing he's realised is that Vito is bad for his brand.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Forgive me for being a gay tourist but I can't tell if this greasy fuck is being serious or joking.

I'm on the fence if it's a werk or not. Juju has stated multiple times in the past he doesn't care about friendships or social bonds, and I don't believe he actually likes Vedo, but I also don't believe he has a shred of remorse for associating with him or any of the other degenerates in his squad.

If his heel turn is genuine I think this is the actual reason:

Starting a one-sided beef with a black man who refuses to acknowledge you and gassing up a pedophile's scam comic is bad for business. Who could have guessed?!

Who else is desperate enough for work to take this kind of opportunity?

"200 bucks a week, you say? You son of a bitch I'm in."

 

[30+GameOvers]

Listening to the argument all the way through, I don't think I've ever had so much genuine hatred towards someone I've never personally met, and I one hundred percent believe that Vito is a manipulative narcissistic abuser based on how he conducted himself throughout, as I will now explain.

1. He never admits to wrongdoing when confronted with legitimate complaints about his conduct. He tries to deflect and justify his shit attitude towards their fans, and when that doesn't work he tries throwing out hollow promises to stop acting like a spaz. That's the behavior of a boyfriend/spouse who's being confronted about habits he knows he can't defend but still wants to engage in, so they throw out superficial promises of change to try and shelve the issue, not because they feel remorse but because they don't want to deal with the stress of being dressed down anymore. On top of that, he pretends to meet them halfway by saying shit like "I can see how you might've seen it that way, but from MY perspective my actions seemed like the right thing to do at the time."

2. He keeps trying to barter with Dax by asking what he needs to do to get back in his good graces. He doesn't intend to actually follow up on requests made of him, because the point of asking him those questions is to give the impression that he's open to change. As we saw, he didn't even try to take Dax's advice to stop being a douchebag to their fans on Twitter and went right back to picking fights after the show.

3. He refuses to respect any boundaries set by Dax. Dax flat out tells him to NEVER call his wife for any reason and is clearly still angry about it, but Vito acts surprised and keeps trying to rationalize his decision to do so. His lack of respect for boundaries extends to his whiney attitude towards not being allowed in the studio anymore, because he feels entitles to be in Dax's orbit whenever he pleases. Speaking of which...

4. He's EXTREMELY needy and entitled. Having to abide by Dax's boundaries is a clear bother for Vito. He's genuinely confused to why someone might take issue with him blowing up their phone for a week because he thinks that being friends means he should have constant access to their time and attention.

5. When all else fails, he tries to manipulate Dax by appealing to his sense of pity. He initially tries to "talk things out," which in Vito speak it means "if I talk to you long enough, eventually I'll stumble onto the right words you want me to say and you won't be mad at me anymore." When Dax doesn't relent, he starts to whine and wane about how he doesn't want the show to end and how much Dick means to him, and how they have such a good thing going with The Biggest Problem, blah blah blah.

ALL of this fits into the category of manipulative and narcissistic, but what about abusive? The answer to that is simple: anyone who listened to that whole back and forth, listen to Vito and tell me you can't perfectly envision him trying to pull that shit on a girlfriend or spouse after doing something heinous. Tell me you can't see him talking with her over the phone and trying to explain that him joking about raping her little sister on his podcast was perfectly cool because he's a comedian and inviting her out to eat so they can "find a middle ground." I always assumed that allegation of him beating on a woman was true, but listening to him on that audio clinched it in my mind. He's the kind of person to cheat on a girl, get frustrated when she won't immediately forgive him, have a tard rage, and then try to smooth things over by trying to convince them that he just doesn't know any better before promising to do better.

lol, I think piggertits took his breakup with Juju better than this pedophile

 

[RoobyRoobyRoo]

Honestly if TBPITU was just Dick stonewalling and shitting on Vedo for an hour, I'd actually watch the re-uploads every week.

 

[Sledgehammer Lobotomy]

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"200 bucks a week, you say? You son of a bitch I'm in."

WE WANT RALPH! WE WANT RALPH!

I think it's most likely that Vito, in a fit of tard rage, redirected his rape 'jokes' from Mint Salad/"girlfriend" (that Dick wasn't laughing at) to "friends wife that is attractive." Marie, Dicks wife, is an attractive lady.

I remember the first time I saw any of Vito's content it was before he associated with Dick and he was at an antifa protest where Trump supporters and commies were clashing in the streets and he was doing an absurdist bit where he was trying to make everyone embrace unity by giving people cans of Pepsi amidst widescale chaos (Corpo activism, kylie jenner, it was a whole thing just trust me). I remember legit laughing my ass off at it. I don't know how that guy morphed into someone who just verbatim makes jokes about beating women and r@ping children.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

If his heel turn is genuine I think this is the actual reason:

Starting a one-sided beef with a black man who refuses to acknowledge you and gassing up a pedophile's scam comic is bad for business. Who could have guessed?!

Something I caught during their breakup argument was how Dax acknowledged head-on that the comic book scam really pissed him off because the funding was about supporting Vito (and Dax by association), so ripping off the funders was fucking over people in Dax's audience. Though he's degenerate, Dax isn't stupid. He knows his career is predicated on his audience's financial support, and Vito linking himself to Dax to scam his audience for money is an actual problem for his future. Vito is either too retarded or uncaring to realize that his financial hijinks affect everyone associated with him. I think Dax is tired of having to deal with his paying supporters turning away due to Vito.

If only someone would have warned Dax beforehand about associating with Vito!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

lol, I think piggertits took his breakup with Juju better than this pedophile

I think it’s because Ralph always wanted to be back into Juju’s good graces somehow.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Dax isn't stupid

That's false, otherwise he would have never let Vito into this home or on his show to begin with.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Though he's degenerate, Dax isn't stupid. He knows his career is predicated on his audience's financial support, and Vito linking himself to Dax to scam his audience for money is an actual problem for his future.

I think winning the Maddox lolsuit really over-inflated Juju's ego and made him think he was untouchable and anything he turned his hand to would spin straw into gold. I was never a big fan or follower of him so I only know he built is career on being an edgy boi, but prior to the lolsuit did Dax ever engage in any pro-pedo shit like glazing Cuties or cuddling up to Digibro/Vedo?

It seems like all of this turned out exactly like Null warned him it would; his association with this stuff is poison and not something you can easily walk away from.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

I think winning the Maddox lolsuit really over-inflated Juju's ego and made him think he was untouchable and anything he turned his hand to would spin straw into gold.

For a while he was viewed as beyond criticism. I even saw one user on this site refer to him as an anti-cow. And, honestly, he was legitimately good at not taking anything too terribly seriously, had a show that was generally entertaining, and could take a joke at his expense. He was in such a good spot that the Mint Salad stuff flew completely under the radar. But, like most e-celebs he succumbed to a combination of ego, declining capacity to entertain and people figuring out how to get under his skin.

Then again, the same thing happened with Sam Hyde and all it took was one failed takedown from iDubbz for him to get back on his game. So it's not impossible for Juju to find a springboard back into relevance.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think winning the Maddox lolsuit really over-inflated Juju's ego and made him think he was untouchable and anything he turned his hand to would spin straw into gold.

That is exactly how he was treated in his KF thread until relatively recently. Anyone who showed up and pointed out Dax doing stupid or cringe shit got piled on by dozens of WKs.

And, honestly, he was legitimately good at not taking anything too terribly seriously

Not really. His thread just glazed him constantly and anyone who called him out for his self-important BS got drowned out by the aforementioned WKs.

This is why it always makes me wince when some fag says “Nobody agrees with you!” to someone else on KF. Niggers will say that shit like it has meaning.

 

[Telemeter]

Starting a one-sided beef with a black man who refuses to acknowledge you and gassing up a pedophile's scam comic is bad for business. Who could have guessed?!

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"200 bucks a week, you say? You son of a bitch I'm in."

Say what you want about Ralph, but one single lonely pill stream has more entertainment value than the entirety of Vito the pedo's "career" as a "comedian".

The problem is Ralph is too literally criminally retarded and is a legal liability, which is the real reason Juju disposed of him. He wants to use Ralph, push him to the edge and laugh at him, not pay for his antics.

Ralph's life is already destroyed, so there's no need to push him to get new crash outs, he gets those for free. Same for Rekieta, and Vito the pedo's next.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

It seems like all of this turned out exactly like Null warned him it would; his association with this stuff is poison and not something you can easily walk away from.

He sacrificed so much good will from his fans in supporting Vito and received nothing for his troubles. Vito is a black hole of charisma, has the wit of the average anime obsessed gooner from r/atheism, and constantly positive reinforcement and validation. The only thing he's ever contributed to the show is his introduction to Eric July as a potential punching bag, and that went over let a wet fart in their audience. He's worse than worthless, he's an active detriment to everyone around him. Yet Dax took up for him time and time again. Honestly, I think the only reason he even kept Vito around was because he was too proud to admit that Null was right about him. I know the primary theory is that he's there to make Dax look good and to be the lightning rod for any hate tossed his way hate, but the trade-off is way too steep for that to be the primary reason behind it.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

So is Vito going to be Dick's Melton?

 

[AnOminous]

Too late

Shouldn't have backed the pedophile, Dax

When Dax admits his sidekick is a pedophile, he's admitting he had a pedophile as a sidekick.

So he's basically owning himself.

The more cynical take (which this forum seems to favor) is that throwing Vito under the bus is 100% self-serving behavior and has nothing to do with how rancid Vito is.

He always knew Vito is a pedophile and was totally okay with that. Now he's tiring of Vito's uselessness.

 

[Telemeter]

He sacrificed so much good will from his fans in supporting Vito and received nothing for his troubles. Vito is a black hole of charisma, has the wit of the average anime obsessed gooner from r/atheism, and constantly positive reinforcement and validation. The only thing he's ever contributed to the show is his introduction to Eric July as a potential punching bag, and that went over let a wet fart in their audience. He's worse than worthless, he's an active detriment to everyone around him. Yet Dax took up for him time and time again. Honestly, I think the only reason he even kept Vito around was because he was too proud to admit that Null was right about him. I know the primary theory is that he's there to make Dax look good and to be the lightning rod for any hate tossed his way hate, but the trade-off is way too steep for that to be the primary reason behind it.

The reason Dick kept Vito the pedo around is cause no one likes Vito the pedo, and Dick must contrarian all the time, he will contrarian himself retarded if it kills him, but contrarian he must and contrarian he will.

The only reason he ever hung out with "nazis" is cause his social circle was composed of LA leftists, so he was being a contrarian to them.

Then as he got cancelled by the LA crowd and built up an more right leaning audience, he brought in Vito to be a contrarian to those people.

Now it's probably gotten to the point where Vito is a real liability, so he's discarding him just as he did Ralph, Rekieta, Digi, etc. Nothing else.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

He always knew Vito is a pedophile and was totally okay with that. Now he's tiring of Vito's uselessness.

Vito was invited on with the vaping bathwater thing. Unless he straight up told Dax "and I also like little girls" on his first meeting off-mic, he didn't "always know". Of course, he knew later, this shouldn't be a big shock to him, but I'm not sure if he "always knew". Was Vito an annoying faggot from day one? Yes, but being an annoying faggot and a pedophile are two different things. (Vito is both.)

Say what you want about Ralph, but one single lonely pill stream has more entertainment value than the entirety of Vito the pedo's "career" as a "comedian".

The problem is Ralph is too literally criminally retarded and is a legal liability, which is the real reason Juju disposed of him. He wants to use Ralph, push him to the edge and laugh at him, not pay for his antics.

Ralph's life is already destroyed, so there's no need to push him to get new crash outs, he gets those for free. Same for Rekieta, and Vito the pedo's next.

Unlike Rackets, Ralph never was looked on highly, at best he was a boisterous drunk who ran an entertaining show, he was never well put-together. Rackets on the other hand, had something—a respectable lawtuber with a family, and proceeded to completely destroy his life and reputation.

I don't think Vito can rack up too many Ls at this point, he doesn't have much to lose until the feds bust down his door and arrest him for CSAM possession, and at that point we won't be hearing too much of him for the next few decades.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

The reason Dick kept Vito the pedo around is cause no one likes Vito the pedo, and Dick must contrarian all the time, he will contrarian himself retarded if it kills him, but contrarian he must and contrarian he will.

The only reason he ever hung out with "nazis" is cause his social circle was composed of LA leftists, so he was being a contrarian to them.

Then as he got cancelled by the LA crowd and built up an more right leaning audience, he brought in Vito to be a contrarian to those people.

Now it's probably gotten to the point where Vito is a real liability, so he's discarding him just as he did Ralph, Rekieta, Digi, etc. Nothing else.

Neither Ralph nor Rekieta where liabilities to extent Vito was, mainly because Dax was smart enough to keep them at arms length for the most part. He could easily shrug off complaints about his association with them because it wasn't like they were prominent fixtures on his show. If you liked Dax but couldn't stand Ralph's slurring or Rekieta's embarrassing attempts at humor, you could simply skip the episode and wait until next time. Dax invited Vito in his studio, as a cohost. You can't overlook him because he was guaranteed to be on every show, and you can't disregard his baggage because making him second chair is a reflection on your hiring practices, so you HAVE to answer to them. All of that made Vito a problem from the offset, but then he makes things worse by dragging Dax into his one sided beef with Eric July and using Dax's show as a platform to milk his audience for crowdfunding cash for a product they'd never get,

Maybe I'm overthinking things and he really is that basic, but you'd think that he would at least have something, ANYTHING, to show for his support of Vito over the years. Riley is his producer and is willing to get his hands dirty in order to try and get a rise from people. Understandable. He's a waste of functioning organs and the world be better off without him, but Dax gets something out of his continued existence so it makes sense that he'd keep him around. Vito has nothing to Dax. He's not funny, he has no clout or relevance, he drives off fans with his shit behavior, and to top it all off, he's very high maintenance. I'm just saying, that seems like a lot to take on for the sake of being an "le funny contrarian."

 

[AnOminous]

Vito was invited on with the vaping bathwater thing. Unless he straight up told Dax "and I also like little girls" on his first meeting off-mic, he didn't "always know". Of course, he knew later, this shouldn't be a big shock to him, but I'm not sure if he "always knew". Was Vito an annoying faggot from day one? Yes, but being an annoying faggot and a pedophile are two different things. (Vito is both.)

Vaedo has been making his "ha ha I'm a pedo" jokes for his entire Internet career.

 

[Telemeter]

I'm just saying, that seems like a lot to take on for the sake of being an "le funny contrarian."

You're wrong on this one.

He brought Vito the Pedo on exclusively to be a contrarian to everyone who was calling him a disgusting unfunny pedophile on his (Dick's) KF thread and elsewhere at the time. He even tried to bait Null to talk about it or go on his show several times.

It's not that deep.

There are hours of Dick going: "HOW DOES IT PERSONALLY AFFECT YOU IF VITO IS A PEDOPHILE?? YACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!!"