Chud's Vacation - Lazy TempleOS offering

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Holy fucking shit dude. This is fire. Let’s go!

Also call me retarded but gonna get TempleOS running on a vm and play Chud’s Vacation. I’ve been working hard downloading 7 million messages and editing a mega post. A boy has to take a break. So gonna play the game
 
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The codebase is built using GCC/Clang to a ELF Shared Object with a variety of special flags intended for bare metal deployments (check the CMake). Particular care is taken to embed as much of the standard C library (musl) within the codebase itself to make it freestanding. The HolyC ELF loader will allocate and copy the segments into memory, setting up esoteric shit like the Global Offset Table, linking a subset of SDL2 and some libc functions that require the involvement of the TOS Kernel (such as malloc/free). Slowly more of the code has become C, avoiding having to bridge the calling conventions between SysV and TempleOS ABI. The proof of concept for this was originally designed by Alec Murphy in his effort to port Doom to TempleOS, but it was very naive implementation and prone to memory corruption: https://gitgud.io/CrunkLord420/chocolate-doom

Once the program is all in memory and linked up, I call into it with a harness. Every frame is ran inside the HolyC harness, but each frame is basically several calls into the C engine.
I know some of these words.
 
Youre not a real kiwi unless you do AT LEAST the following:
1. Shoot the CEO with the gluon gun bc MODS R GAY
2. Say GN SWEET PRINCE to Terry
3. Observe the cows from outside of the fence.
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I'm filing for a personal army request, but of a different kind. I have some mental condition that legitimately prevents me from remembering Terry's surname, and I always default to Crews, which results in looking up the "blackest gorilla nigger" comment or the "they glow in the dark and you run them over" bit. Maybe some glownigger rays are actively trying to erase him from my brain, maybe I'm just retarded. Who knows.
So I would ask a Kiwi, any Kiwi, to post "Terry Davis" on my profile once a day, every day, until it's finally etched firmly into my skull. Please help me remember.
edit: thank you, first Kiwizen to patch the hole in my head.
 
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This is awesome, hey. I love to see anybody with the ability to create shit within that insane OS.

In memory of Terry... And his autistic religiosity.



"As I stumble through this life,
Help me to create more laughter than tears,
Dispense more happiness than gloom,
Spread more cheer than despair.

Never let me become so indifferent
that I will fail to see the wonders in the eyes of a child,
Or the twinkle in the eyes of the aged.

Never let me forget that my total effort is to cheer people,
make them happy, and forget momentarily,
all the unpleasantness in their lives.

And in my final moment,
May I hear You whisper:
"When you made My people smile,
you made Me smile."





Now carry on and y'know don't forget that when Jesus whispers he screams. Amen
 
Fantastic stuff! Terry would be proud.
respecting a great man by creating an absolute piece of shit in his honor

whoever introduced all these "based" sharty underages to strange and esoteric personalities definitely fucking glows
Oldtroons seething, newgods winning. As usual I see.
 
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