War Cicada pizza, tacos and sushi are being gobbled up. Why Americans are finally eating bugs. - Remember: The last person to eat the bugs got strangled to death with unbreakable toilet paper via Gentleman Tarzan.


Newsflash, America: Almost everybody eats bugs but us.

Differences in food cultures have often been used to reinforce cultural identity and stereotype the people and cultures in warmer climates.

It may have surprised you to read about how the large Brood X cicadas, emerging after 17 yearsunderground, make for a delicious meal. But in fact, insects are a staple of diets around the world, and we’re just catching up.


Cicadas for dinner? It’s about time!
Other cultures have known how enjoyable insects are for millennia. Today, 2,000 species are eaten by more than 2 billion people. In every corner of the world, people are dining on bugs like sakondry, mopane, grasshoppers and, of course, cicadas. Many cultures even consider them a delicacy — because they are.
We’re just now starting to truly understand the positive impact that deliciousness can have on the planet, because many insects are both more nutritious (rich in digestible proteins, key amino-acids and micronutrients) and far better for the environment than livestock, which can require a lot of land, water and feed.

And most of the edible bugs you’ll encounter actually taste really good. I promise. Cicadas have a nutty, pork-like flavor — if you prepare them a certain way, they can even resemble a giant meaty sunflower seed. Sakondry are known as “the bacon bug” because they actually do taste like bacon. Chapulines (grasshoppers) have the flavor of a sweet, smoky tender jerky with a crispy chicken skin exterior. Green ants have a zesty quality.
There’s also none of that squishy stuff you might associate with eating an insect. Their texture is like other meats when cooked, and their legs and wings crisp up in the heat like chicken skin. It’s just meat; an often-overlooked meat that’s one of the keys to creating a sustainable food system. So, if they’re good for the environment, good for you, and taste great, why haven’t they caught on in America until now?
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Unfortunately, until now, for many people in this country eating bugs was gross. While shows like “Fear Factor,” and even the classic playground dare, sensationalized America’s aversion to eating bugs, our alienation of insects as food — and fear and disgust toward insects in general — has far deeper roots.
While eating insects is common along the earth’s equator, it has likely always been rare in northern latitudes. The cold climates of Northern Europe don’t support the same ample, biodiverse, year-round insect populations that are common farther south, and many insects found within our warm(er) homes have been seen as pests or signs of rot in foods we stored throughout the winter.
These differences in food cultures have often been used to reinforce cultural identity and stereotype the people and cultures in warmer climates. Even though 80 percent of all animal species on earthare insects, we try not to think about them at all, and when we do, we generally reduce their incredible diversity to “bugs,” even when those insects aren’t bugs (such as butterflies), or even insects (say, spiders). These biases and blindspots have not only limited our own experience of insects as food but have also undervalued insects as an agricultural resource to combat food insecurity and biodiversity loss.


I’ll admit it, I was once hesitant to eat insects, too. But after I was served a plate of sakondry halfway across the planet a decade ago, I’m now toasting, frying and whipping up insect sushi and fondue like anyone else on the global block. I’ve met very few people who don’t eat cicadas again after trying them. It’s usually nothing more than the mental hurdles that prevent us from reaping the benefits (unless, of course, you have a shellfish allergy).

Those hurdles are coming down right now, in large part due to Covid-19 vaccines beginning to slow the pandemic within the U.S. We are, like these cicadas, shedding our skins — i.e. masks — and beginning to venture out into the world. After more than a year full of loss and a lack of choices, we are now seizing them. People are trying new things — and one of them just happens to be chowing down on cicada tacos.
But it’s bigger than Brood X just being trendy or people feeling like they’ve crossed a bold new frontier; people actually want to learn about why we should eat insects, and all of the benefits that come with doing so. In every interview I’ve donefor my cicada dishes, which have traveled around the country, I’ve been asked almost immediately about the sustainability benefits, and how insect eating can be a step towards solving some of the issues our planet is facing.

That is a seismic shift, and leaves me with little doubt that, at least on this front, we are turning the corner. It won’t be long before you’re seeing frozen insects in your local supermarket and munching on a bowl of bugs at your local bar. Or, if you’re like me, packing a bag of cicadas in your kids’ lunchboxes.


Our recognition of the interconnectedness between our health and that of the planet is increasing. And where we once might have used novel foods to distance ourselves from “others,” our food culture is now defined by the very diversity that makes this country great. So we are turning to bugs to improve our diets in ways that help us and the planet — bugs that reinforce our wonder in the world and our eagerness to get outside to share a fun meal with friends and family. We all need a change for our collective good right now, and this one comes pan-fried.

Cortni Borgerson
Cortni Borgerson is a professor of anthropology at Montclair State University and a National Geographic Explorer. When she isn’t making cicada tacos with her kids in New Jersey, she’s ameliorating food insecurity and reducing the unsustainable hunting of endangered species in Madagascar through the farming of traditional insects.
 
How is eating bugs any worse than the processed "food" Americans already eat. At least bugs aren't going to destroy your arteries and heart. Maybe I'm retarded but crickets and grasshopper aren't any less appealing than lobster or crab.
>muh crabs and lobsters
Listen, you stupid fucking faggot. Crabs and lobster actually have a fair amount of meat to them so it's no wonder people eat them.

I don't even like seafood but I'll sure as hell eat lobster or crab before a fucking cricket.

Fucking neck yourself.
 
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>muh crabs and lobsters
Listen, you stupid fucking faggot. Crabs and lobster actually have a fair amount of meat to them so it's no wonder people eat them.

And I don't even like seafood but I'll sure as hell eat lobster or crab before a fucking cricket.

Fucking neck yourself.
And plus you can rather efficiently breed some of them, such as some crabs or especially freshwater types like crawfish.
 
Cicadas have a nutty, pork-like flavor — if you prepare them a certain way, they can even resemble a giant meaty sunflower seed. Sakondry are known as “the bacon bug” because they actually do taste like bacon. Chapulines (grasshoppers) have the flavor of a sweet, smoky tender jerky with a crispy chicken skin exterior. Green ants have a zesty quality.
Or I could just have some real bacon, real chicken, real jerky and even coat them in lemon/lime for that 'zesty quality'. Also, I don't think I ever want to experience a 'meaty sunflower seed'.
 
It's because certain parts of the country that contain quite a few of the educated elite hipster asshole types have been literally covered in cicadas for about a month. Deep down inside, they are fucking sick of them. And they see everything else eating them. The cicada taco is their revenge. Writing smarmy articles about how bug eating will save the world, and how other people do it is just their pathetic cope.
 
Or I could just have some real bacon, real chicken, real jerky and even coat them in lemon/lime for that 'zesty quality'. Also, I don't think I ever want to experience a 'meaty sunflower seed'.
Jesus, when you search even one of the bug names from this article, "Sakondry", a billion fucking nonsensical ramblings from journalists promoting this narrative appear first.1624308534404.png
"Eat the bugs to build back better from our new normal, bigot!"
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Sakondry, or

Zanna tenebrosa

is a leaf hopper with a limited territory, ranging between madagascar and tanzania. The push to consume this insect is the fault of some scientist trying to prevent malnutrition in Madagascar because of their ridiculously booming population that is outgrowing their limited capacity to grow crop. It being a leafhopper means it's already limited in potential population growth, as it's diet will consist of primarly any plant it can come across, so there can't be too many of them or they will start killing off plants. Seems inefficient to me, just like most of the bugs that are being promoted for consumption.
Grasshoppers are the next thing they promote, which sounds even stupider to me. They need to eat their weight in grass over and over their entire lifespan. How is that going to be done in a breeding facility? You're going to need to keep live plants just like what you'd need to sustain Sakondry along with the animal you're trying to grow as a crop.
The last one promoted is the 'green ant', weaver ant, or by their scientific name, Oecophylia.
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Not only would this ant need high humidity due to the region of Asia they're from, but you'd need to raise entire ant colonies and somehow draw the ants out to contain them and kill them for use as a food.

So as far as I've learned here, for most of these to make any sense for consumption for people, the only option would be to breed them in their natural habitats or to just cull them from the wild, which is absurdly irresponsible and just plain idiotic for things like the ant here.

Here's a face to put to part of this plan, Brian Fisher.

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For some reason he believes it will be infinitely reliable to breed a bug that 1. Can travel away from you very fast 2. needs a lot of plant mass to exist 3. Probably needs a lot of other requirements to be met that aren't even known yet if we want to breed it outside of it's natural range.
 
"Eat Bugs!" is the same to me as "Ride a Unicycle to work!"

There's better options that get the same environmental results of less farming/less traffic you're looking for. Assuming that's' what you are looking for, but I doubt even that.

This isn't about environment, this is about forcing the poor to get poorer because the rich have bought into their own vanity green crusade lies and really do fear they may have to give up steaks in the near future. This is them panicking and over something that won't even HAPPEN and trying to force US to build them a bomb shelter and then live far far away from it......
 
"Eat Bugs" is the same to me as "Ride a Unicycle to work!"

There's better options that get the same environmental results you're looking for.

This isn't about environment, this is about forcing the poor to get poorer because the rich have bought their own vanity green crusading and fear they may have to give up steaks in the near future.
It's about forcing the poor to get poorer, by forcing them to use less efficient means than already exist just to sustain themselves. The bug plan requires resources we don't have, the retrofitting of thousands of existing facilities, and probably the production of a lot of plastic to contain all of these insects. The amount of water needed alone to maintain humidity will be ridiculous for most of the bugs being promoted in this article alone. The elites will laugh their way to the bank as the environment collapses around the plebs.
 
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Yup this is GENERATION FAIL once again. This was done in the 70's... They took that failed concept and made it... edgy....

These are the same fuckers that are so FUCKING LAZY... they are into Home eats type of concepts. Having people get your potatoes/carrots/corn and adding a surcharge because you so fucking lazy. Another reason why you fools are living 5 to a bedroom.

God damn Twitter thumbnail warriors.
 
"Eat Bugs!" is the same to me as "Ride a Unicycle to work!"

There's better options that get the same environmental results of less farming/less traffic you're looking for. Assuming that's' what you are looking for, but I doubt even that.

This isn't about environment, this is about forcing the poor to get poorer because the rich have bought into their own vanity green crusade lies and really do fear they may have to give up steaks in the near future. This is them panicking and over something that won't even HAPPEN and trying to force US to build them a bomb shelter and then live far far away from it......
If they do actually try to force this on the lower classes of society, it would make the French Revolution look like a fucking tea party. The one thing whites, blacks, hispanics, etc can all agree on in the U.S. is that we're not fucking eating bugs. "Let them eat cake!" was a better fucking solution than "let them eat bugs!".
 
You can just grow them.
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They're way more efficient since they take up almost no space compared to the amount of food they produce.
You need to eat a crap ton more bugs to ever get as full as you would eating an egg. Most bugs are pretty small, so you need a lot more to feel full. Also, bugs are very low fat, and fat helps you stay satisfied longer. It’s a bad business model all around on these logistics alone. Even with countries that do eat bugs, I highly doubt that’s the main source of protein.
 
You need to eat a crap ton more bugs to ever get as full as you would eating an egg. Most bugs are pretty small, so you need a lot more to feel full. Also, bugs are very low fat, and fat helps you stay satisfied longer. It’s a bad business model all around on these logistics alone. Even with countries that do eat bugs, I highly doubt that’s the main source of protein.
Most bugs are also not very dense in general, thus you need way more of them than you may think. Especially when considering a bug like a cicada. All of this is a scam on the poor.
 
How is eating bugs any worse than the processed "food" Americans already eat. At least bugs aren't going to destroy your arteries and heart. Maybe I'm retarded but crickets and grasshopper aren't any less appealing than lobster or crab.

There are some Americans who eat neither fast food nor cockroaches. Thank you for attending my TED Talk.
 
There are some Americans who eat neither fast food nor cockroaches. Thank you for attending my TED Talk.
Absolutely impossible. Every American wakes up in the morning with a plate stacked high with pancakes drenched with syrup, then for lunch they have Twelve bigmacs, 50 chicken nugget boxes. For dinner they eat cheetos covered in easy cheese.
 
I wonder if the under developed amygdala of most Leftist morons contributes to this? Does their under developed sense of danger also contribute the lack of disgust they show? Was Anonymous Conservative right about r/K selection? I mean, I've noticed a pretty significant overlap because Kiwifarmers who advocate eating bugs and their being on the Short Bus Squad or simping for them.
 
Most bugs are also not very dense in general, thus you need way more of them than you may think. Especially when considering a bug like a cicada. All of this is a scam on the poor.
Someone already mentioned this earlier, but farming bugs is a lot more difficult than you’d think. The only reason I’d farm some bugs would be to feed animals like chickens, because chickens love bugs.

As far as bug eating goes, one of the most common bugs I’ve seen eaten around the world are locusts, but locusts are found more in Asia, Africa, and Europe. Locusts are pests though and they are much bigger than the regular cricket, so I can see why they are eaten sometimes. I wouldn’t want to farm locusts though because they feed on things like grains, which I’d rather have go to humans.
 
What level of gaslighting are we on right now?

How is eating bugs any worse than the processed "food" Americans already eat. At least bugs aren't going to destroy your arteries and heart. Maybe I'm retarded but crickets and grasshopper aren't any less appealing than lobster or crab.
It ultimately depends on how much processing these buggerinos will need to make them palatable for the average American.

If Impossiburgers are anything to go by...your typical cricket/grasshopper will likely be turned into a protein slurry, injected full of flavorings, preservatives, and sodium, and then press-molded into the shape of a hamburger.

Honestly people should just eat less processed foods rather than relying on some media-pushed fad to save their skin.

No, most people do not eat bugs. I have travelled all over and it would have been weird virtually every place I’ve been.

People are designed to and have learned to be disgusted by bugs in their food, that natural revulsion is an excellent survival trait.

The vast majority of bugs are haram, I will go vegetarian before I ever eat them willingly.
Also most terrestrial bug diets (cuisine is a generous term) emerged out of famine-tier peasant diets, and most people willingly abandoned them the moment something tastier came along.
 
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As far as bug eating goes, one of the most common bugs I’ve seen eaten around the world are locusts, but locusts are found more in Asia, Africa, and Europe. Locusts are pests though and they are much bigger than the regular cricket, so I can see why they are eaten sometimes. I wouldn’t want to farm locusts though because they feed on things like grains, which I’d rather have go to humans.
Well there's also the whole "they just ate my entire fucking farm, what else is there to eat?" factor.
 
It's retarded that journalists are making a comparison between a novelty food that only shows up during a brood hatching and the push to force people to eat bug meat substitutes. It's like watching people eat novelty deep fried foods like fried Snickers bar and deep fried Twinkies and then making the conclusion that it is a regular part of somebody's diet.
Shit, there have been those bug suckers for ages. It's a novelty food, and the reason people aren't bitching about eating cicadas is because they are willingly buying them, they aren't being told they have to and meat is banned in favor of them. Eating bugs is still gross, much like eating a fried twinkie is fucking gross, but it's a novelty.
 
It's retarded that journalists are making a comparison between a novelty food that only shows up during a brood hatching and the push to force people to eat bug meat substitutes. It's like watching people eat novelty deep fried foods like fried Snickers bar and deep fried Twinkies and then making the conclusion that it is a regular part of somebody's diet.
Shit, there have been those bug suckers for ages. It's a novelty food, and the reason people aren't bitching about eating cicadas is because they are willingly buying them, they aren't being told they have to and meat is banned in favor of them. Eating bugs is still gross, much like eating a fried twinkie is fucking gross, but it's a novelty.
This, wake me up when Perdue opens an bug processing plant. Until then, journalists ought to take a hike.

>muh crabs and lobsters
Listen, you stupid fucking faggot. Crabs and lobster actually have a fair amount of meat to them so it's no wonder people eat them.

And I don't even like seafood but I'll sure as hell eat lobster or crab before a fucking cricket.

Fucking neck yourself.
I postulated about this before, but IMO there are a second and third elements as to why people eat aquatic crustaceans:

- The meat is easily separated and removable from the rest of the carapace, and therefore you can easily disassociate the creature from the meat.
- The primordial, subconscious understanding of water as a cleansing element should not be underestimated- it makes lobsters and crabs 'feel' cleaner as well.
 
Now that I think about it, the only way you could really get a caloric, and I can't stress enough caloric net positive result over standard farming would probably be...

to use sewage to feed cockroaches, then use those cockroaches-fed-sewage as a way to quickly recycle human shit into edible protein.
 
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