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Definitely looks like a candidate for faces of meth
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He has the face of a washed up 47 year old in Palm Springs, San Diego or Wilton Manors, your pick of a gay town is as good as mine. LOLHoly shit, just scrolling through his feed and this is a rough 26:
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The "I'm dead inside" eyes is a nice touch though.
Jesus, I'm older than this guy and I think I'm a fifth of what he looks like here.26 going on fucking 47
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edit: He's an alcoholic, who could've guessed
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Oh man, that's disappointing. I used to like him, too (got a bit of a thing for gingers).Holy shit, just scrolling through his feed and this is a rough 26:
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The "I'm dead inside" eyes is a nice touch though.
Country legend Lyle Lovett has always been one of the odder-looking humans walking around on this earth:
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Ten pills before......well no wonder he's a drugged out whore just like devin meth francoOh man, that's disappointing. I used to like him, too (got a bit of a thing for gingers).
He must have really cranked up the partying recently, which is especially hard on you when you've got skin that fair.
(Kid has always been a bit of an airhead, though. He achieved a bit of notoriety about a year ago when he revealed he takes up to TEN FUCKING IMMODIUM TABLETS before bottoming)
What I don't get is why are there so many gay pornstars who insist this hairless swimmer-build look is attractive. I wish there were more naturally handsome types who had a bulky (not fat) build that looks like it would be fun to cuddle with. There isn't a keyword for this and I have to trawl around thousands of roidtrannies before finding a pornstar who is white, tattooless, bulky enough and has leaked content. Men who fit these criteria ARE extremely rare in the Onlyfans landscape, where almost everyone is a 3/10 tatted shitskin with a criminal record. This is especially infuriating since guys like this are common in real life but not on the Internet.Holy shit, just scrolling through his feed and this is a rough 26:
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Are you sure you didn't seek out those celeb dicks?What I don't get is why are there so many gay pornstars who insist this hairless swimmer-build look is attractive. I wish there were more naturally handsome types who had a bulky (not fat) build that looks like it would be fun to cuddle with. There isn't a keyword for this and I have to trawl around thousands of roidtrannies before finding a pornstar who is white, tattooless, bulky enough and has leaked content. Men who fit these criteria ARE extremely rare in the Onlyfans landscape, where almost everyone is a 3/10 tatted shitskin with a criminal record. This is especially infuriating since guys like this are common in real life but not on the Internet.
Hey, it's not like I voluntarily sought it. Back in The Fappening days it was difficult not to stumble upon some male celebrity nudes while looking for images of JLaw's lascivious butthole and MEW's surprisingly tasteful home photos.
The word you're looking for is "wholesome." Porn does not attract and retain wholesome people.There isn't a keyword for this and I have to trawl around thousands of roidtrannies before finding a pornstar who is white, tattooless, bulky enough and has leaked content.
"Liking" a porn star...Oh man, that's disappointing. I used to like him, too (got a bit of a thing for gingers).![]()
...so when's your hardbound edition of amhole erotica scheduled for release?
I fucking hate fagspeak. They try to sound like a bitchy woman with a nigger accent.
Boots the house down slay gagged tea she's in the khia asylumI fucking hate fagspeak. They try to sound like a bitchy woman with a nigger accent.
Mmmhmm I know dassrite :head weave:I fucking hate fagspeak. They try to sound like a bitchy woman with a nigger accent.
Crossed with a frat boy.I fucking hate fagspeak. They try to sound like a bitchy woman with a nigger accent.
Boots the house down slay amen gagged tea sistren motherrrrrrr yasssssss queen cunty sharty fuck yeah bro aw fuck it's not gay if I suck his dick don't be a fucking faggot pussy my dude.Crossed with a frat boy.
I thought I was still in the Kanye thread for a second.Boots the house down slay amen gagged tea sistren motherrrrrrr yasssssss queen cunty sharty fuck yeah bro aw fuck it's not gay if I suck his dick don't be a fucking faggot pussy my dude.