Clashes between Jews and Palestinians in Jerusalem. Israel now invading Gaza according to (Questionable) Reports - If your thoughts are "I don't like either" you don't need to fucking post because it's been said 100 times you fucking dullard

[HARSH NOISE]

why are you so defensive over zoomer Ben Garrison making a shit comic?

the dumb comic claims that America wasn't globally involved in their early history when they literally went to war with the example country.

You tried to say Libya is in the middle east and I fairly politely tried to tell you that wasn't the case before you started sperging out. The US didn't get involved in the middle east in the early 1800s, as you've been trying to say, because Tripoli (Libya/Tripolitania) isn't in the middle east. Why the war happened, the outcome and the stonetoss comic are completely irrelevant to your sub-9th grade geography knowledge.

 

[Android raptor]

Raptor, everyone gets it. You hate Christianity and you want no children. This has nothing to do with civilians being killed and atrocities committed by people in far off lands. Literally none of this has to do with abortion or Christianity unless you’re counting whatever Christian Holy sites are left like the Church of the Holy Sepulcher. You hate religion, yeah. Cool. You said that already. Go back to those threads.

This is about civilians dying in a war that will probably culminate into a major regional conflict and you’re making this about your reproductive rights and religion. I get that you have very little compassion but can you chill the fuck out and think of more than yourself or are you really that much of a narcissist?

I don't hate christianity so much as I hate religious extremists of all stripes. Plus it's the most autistic subsection of a forum about retards on the internet. It's honestly not a proper Thunderdome thread until it goes off topic with random sperging about unrelated shit.

That and the shit that's currently happening is just more of the same shit thats been happening since before I was born. It's already been a major regional conflict since the concentration camps were liberated. Hamas is firing makeshift rockets ghetto rigged from whatever they had lying around vaguely in the direction of Israel (possibly due to Palestinians being kicked out of their homes or other provocation from Israel's end), Israel is responding by bombing them with the latest gifts US taxpayers have gotten them and will do so until Hamas has nothing left to ghetto-rig into rockets, shit cools down for a bit, lather, rinse, repeat.

Most of this thread has been people arguing over whether they think Jews or Muslims are worse and openly cheering for mutual assured destruction. Pretty much no one here gives a shit about civilians being killed or whatever.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

I rate this thread 6/10. Not enough dead Rabbis.

 

[MrJokerRager]

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In case anyone was wondering what the Local Hamas Congressmen was thinking...here you go.

Reminder this cunt complained that Israel was being mean by banning her from country for obvious reasons.

So Israel decided to let her in to travel to see her supposedly dying grandmother and this cunt wanted to bring Ilhan Omar along. Omar is also banned from Israel for reference. And Israel told her to fuck off.

Now I'm thinking like if my grandmother is dying, why the fuck would I drag along some dumbfuck with me to see her. Old grandma doesn't even know or care who my dumbfuck friend is. I would be more concerned with seeing my dying grandmother as soon as possible rather than delay shit further for virtue signaling and political points.

And this cunt was apparently elected by the niggers in Detroit. Fuck niggers, fuck Detroit and fuck this ugly baboon cunt. I guarantee you no Palestinian back home would fuck this ugly whore unless it was to come to America as a spouse.

 

[Green-Machine]

Nah both public and private schools are also full of abusers. It's just that in public schools especially they have the greatest chance that somebody else will deal with the nonce properly instead of covering it up. You don't see quite the number of horror stories about pedos that were diddling kids for decades and being enabled by higher ups every step of the way. US public schools don't have the resources to do that even if they wanted to.

Plus there's also the fact that with a lot of infamous catholic diddlers, by the time the law finally started catching up to them the statute of limitations had already expired for a bulk of their crimes. That and the fact that the article that was the source of that claim was literally pro-Catholic propaganda.

Even if they didnt diddle kids they still don't think I should even be able to have an IUD and fuck that shit. I have no love for people that want to micromanage my junk.

Cope, seethe, dilate with a crucifix and use a rosary as anal beads

Catholicism is a pretty big deception, its a pagan religion disguised with Christian imagery, I honestly feel bad for the people that practice all of the ungodly rituals and traditions thinking what they are doing is right by God. the Mary and baby Jesus imagery stems from Babylon , with Semiramis and her son Tammuz. which in Revelations talks about Catholicism as being the Whore of Babylon, aswell as its merging with other religions. The Pope is currently trying to merge Catholicism with Islam, and there is a church being built in Germany's House of one (one world religion where anyone can come and worship.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Because it's Zionist, not Torah, and is illegitimate. I'm not kidding.
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Is Israel racist and who does it represent? | Torah Jews

www.truetorahjews.org

Also a fun read: https://www.truetorahjews.org/lieberman
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Spoiler: P.S.

Before anyone starts shouting "BASED" let's remember that anti-Zionist Judaists (practitioners of Judaism) adhere to Talmud, and if you don't know about Talmud... You should.

If Israel isn't legitimate because people who founded it displaced natives, then neither is England (those Angles, Saxons, and Danes raped and displaced the local Britons!!!), France (those Franks raped and displaced the native Gallic tribes!!), any of the Slavic nations (those Slavs raped and displaced the local peoples south of the Danube!!!!), Turkey (those Turks raped and displaced the native Greeks!!!!), and so on and so forth.

Maybe start with one of those.

 

[Meat Target]

Calm the hell down.

I'm not an atheist. I'm just stating that the Babylon Bee doesn't focus on religious humor, they focus specifically on right wing politics.
The Christian humor I'm used to and would expect is stuff like this:
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Teehee silly lighthearted jokes you'd find plastered on the walls of a children's sunday school or handed out in a lobby while you're waiting, rather than the hyper-politicized America-centric "articles" the Babylon Bee posts.

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That's what I mean by "not very Christian." There's no trace of Biblical reference or messaging here. It's all blatant right wing politics. Nothing related to God.

I'm not even saying that the NotTheOnion is funny either, I'm just saying that they're at least focused on bizarre real world news rather than doomsaying every little thing like NotTheBee.
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Also, not the Onion is run by fans of the Onion, rather than the main group.

They have an entire church-related section and talk about religion on their podcast. They even did an interview with Catholic bishop Robert Barron.

And many Christians in America are right-wing. Of course they're going to make fun the godless, idiotic Clown World this country has become.

The fact that you, the New York Times, and Snopes are this upset by the Bee's mere existence, proves that you are threatened by their mockery.

Of course you don't think they're funny, because they can read you and your ilk like a book.

Run along, now, your Anthony Fauci body pillow isn't gonna make itself stand up.

 

[Un Platano]

You tried to say Libya is in the middle east and I fairly politely tried to tell you that wasn't the case before you started sperging out. The US didn't get involved in the middle east in the early 1800s, as you've been trying to say, because Tripoli (Libya/Tripolitania) isn't in the middle east. Why the war happened, the outcome and the stonetoss comic are completely irrelevant to your sub-9th grade geography knowledge.

So what you're saying is that it doesn't count because it was not the middle east but a place a bit to the left of it? You're missing the forest for the trees.

 

[HARSH NOISE]

So what you're saying is that it doesn't count because it was not the middle east but a place a bit to the left of it? You're missing the forest for the trees.

Are Germany and France the same country because one is a bit to the left of the other? This is how retarded you sound.

 

[Meat Target]

Catholicism is a pretty big deception, its a pagan religion disguised with Christian imagery, I honestly feel bad for the people that practice all of the ungodly rituals and traditions thinking what they are doing is right by God. the Mary and baby Jesus imagery stems from Babylon , with Semiramis and her son Tammuz. which in Revelations talks about Catholicism as being the Whore of Babylon, aswell as its merging with other religions. The Pope is currently trying to merge Catholicism with Islam, and there is a church being built in Germany's House of one (one world religion where anyone can come and worship.

Imagine taking Jack Chick tracts seriously.

 

[awoo]

I thought this was fitting

 

[EyelessMC]

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https://twitter.com/kann_news/status/1392332169478029313 (https://archive.ph/DYh8g)

Spoiler: Fun Fact about the "Star of David"

https://archive.md/M3ag1

MAGEN DAWID - JewishEncyclopedia.com

Complete contents the 1906 Jewish Encyclopedia.

jewishencyclopedia.com

The "Star of David" is not a real Hebrew symbol. The star symbol is actually the "Magen David" or "Shield of David". Unlike the Menorah or the "golden lampstand", which is directly inspired by ancient Hebrew religious imagery (see: bible), the Magen David is a later century pagan-inspired symbol found on talismans along with similar charms for protection, etc. If you look at what the "shield of David (King of Israel) was in Hebrew religious literature (or your bible) you'll note only one thing--God.
Therefore, not only is the star not a legitimate symbol but, based on its actual name and emphasis, is supposed to be blasphemous even among Judaism. It is in fact a mostly Zionist symbol (meaning political rather than religious in root).

If you see someone wearing a "Star of David", tell them about this and link them the article detailing this from Jewish Encyclopedia. Mock them for their ignorance of their own history. Makes for fun times.

 

[Niggernerd]

I rate this thread 6/10. Not enough dead Rabbis.

Palestinians are useless through and through

 

[Android raptor]

Catholicism is a pretty big deception, its a pagan religion disguised with Christian imagery, I honestly feel bad for the people that practice all of the ungodly rituals and traditions thinking what they are doing is right by God. the Mary and baby Jesus imagery stems from Babylon , with Semiramis and her son Tammuz. which in Revelations talks about Catholicism as being the Whore of Babylon, aswell as its merging with other religions. The Pope is currently trying to merge Catholicism with Islam, and there is a church being built in Germany's House of one (one world religion where anyone can come and worship.

And now the evangelicals and their retarded conspiracy theories about catholics have entering the ring

This thread is real Thunderdome battle royal and tbh I'm here for it

 

[vulg]

Defensive? Bro you were dead wrong and didn't even have historical context, your reasoning doesn't hold up after a single paragraph lmfao. As moon pointed out, it wasn't about being world police, it was about the safety of citizens.

The same point the comic made, as it happens.

I'm sorry that I don't understand the high art of StoneToss.

You tried to say Libya is in the middle east and I fairly politely tried to tell you that wasn't the case before you started sperging out. The US didn't get involved in the middle east in the early 1800s, as you've been trying to say, because Tripoli (Libya/Tripolitania) isn't in the middle east. Why the war happened, the outcome and the stonetoss comic are completely irrelevant to your sub-9th grade geography knowledge.

yes, continue to be smug over a technicality about how Libya isn't in the Middle East.

 

[Green-Machine]

Imagine taking Jack Chick tracts seriously.

I know right

 

[Merry]

I'm sorry that I don't understand the high art of StoneToss.

yes, continue to be smug about a technicality about how Libya isn't in the Middle East.

Losing with grace is a virtue mi amigo.

 

[HARSH NOISE]

yes, continue to be smug over a technicality about how Libya isn't in the Middle East.

It isn't a technicality, it is a very basic fact that anyone can understand if they look at a fucking globe for two seconds.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Low quality archive age restriction bypass
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Holy shit what a laugh. I used to think most of the subtitles were faked lol

 

[Un Platano]

Are Germany and France the same country because one is a bit to the left of the other? This is how retarded you sound.

You're the one here arguing about pedantics. The point is about projecting military forces on irrelevant countries on the other side of the globe, but your autistic ass is getting hung up on exactly what country is getting projected on.