Clashes between Jews and Palestinians in Jerusalem. Israel now invading Gaza according to (Questionable) Reports - If your thoughts are "I don't like either" you don't need to fucking post because it's been said 100 times you fucking dullard

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They have an entire church-related section and talk about religion on their podcast. They even did an interview with Catholic bishop Robert Barron.

And many Christians in America are right-wing. Of course they're going to make fun the godless, idiotic Clown World this country has become.

The fact that you, the New York Times, and Snopes are this upset by the Bee's mere existence, proves that you are threatened by their mockery.

Of course you don't think they're funny, because they can read you and your ilk like a book.

Run along, now, your Anthony Fauci body pillow isn't gonna make itself stand up.
Calm the fuck down, wow. How did I get you this mad by mocking some random internet site?

You see, therein lies the problem with Americans. You tie religion to politics and treat Christianity as if it were only meant to fit in an American context. In no other country is Christianity associated with extraneous symbols like guns or pick up trucks with plastic nuts attached to them not at all related to the Book itself.

With how aggressively you're freaking out at me, I'd say you might be a bit more threatened by me mocking the Bee.

What does Fauci have to do with anything? Is he an atheist?
 
Does anyone other than bleeding-heart lefty white girls or Sharia apologists unironically care about Palestine? Not that Israel can be trusted, mind you.

I'm tired of hearing both sides are equally bad. We have to be honest: there is one country, Palestine, and one occupier, the Jews. One side is right one side is wrong, that's how it is. Do you side with Jewish occupiers or the Palestinian nation?
All over the "normal social medias" I have seen both of the sentiments expressed above countless different ways and have just had to bite my tongue lest I risk our technocrat overlords wroth.

So I thank Holy God that the farms exists where I can give my true opinion on the matter

The entire Middle East, from the Mediterranean to the Himalayas, from the Georgina Urals to the red beaches of the Arabian sea must be turned into a Walmart parking lot
 
Babylon Bee isn't a "satire" website or very Christian for that matter. They're a paint-by-numbers neocon mouthpiece with a "sarcastic" film overlaid on top.

"Not the Bee" is them saying what they mean and posting fearmongering. At the very least "Not The Onion" actually focuses on bizarre news unrelated to politics.

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also long as it keeps us out of another middle eastern war I think we'll be good
The bee used to be christian satire until the creator sold it. They used to make fun of jen hatmaker and other christian celebs. Now its right wing onion, kind of funny but not as funny as making fun of protestants.
 
not really, just compare scripture to what catholics teach, it takes discernment. I don't much care for the crackpot conspiracies. as for the pope thing, you can simply look it up and news stories will show up about it
Catholics aren't more or less shitty than any other major brand of Christianity. I don't think any of them don't cherry pick the parts they like and ignore what the don't (particularly the bits about not hoarding wealth). That said, retarded conspiracy theories about them being secret pagans are exactly that and just stupid slapfightinting over who is the most TRUE and HONEST Christian. Not that different from the retarded Sunni vs. Shia slapfights muslims get into.
 

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We all know the best outcoome for this conflict. Kill them all and let God sort them out.
That being said, I hate Palestine and couldn't give less of a damn about Israel. Only thing stopping me from just saying "glass it" is the historical significance of the place.
 
Assuming the palies have artillery likely the best thing they could do would be to fire off a couple of missiles just to get IDF's countermeasures to fire off and give away their locations, and then shell those positions followed by actual missile barrages. I also kinda wonder what the IDF is actually using for guidance on those surface-to-air missiles. It might be possible to rig up a dummy missile with chaff and flares to cause some of their missiles to miss the entire barrage.
Idf should be able to counter shell palie artillery. Too bad the palies cant finagle some katyushas.
 
The next war in the middle east is going to be the most inclusive and diverse war ever. Just imagine all the #BLM and LGBTQ flags flying while POCs kill other POCs. It's a white progressives wet dream.
The troops will land down and start raids in honor of GREATEST ALLY. The IDF will feel relieved, until they begin to hear the encroachment of strange music being blasted into the air from their American help--Ram Ranch.
Palestinians will recoil in horror as the much vaunted Marines huddle forward in formations, opening fire while shidding and farting out their ass napkins. Naval forces begin screaming into the radio that they are on their trans"period" and can't handle the stress of being called into action right now. Black female corporals will be busy doing the truffle shuffle and twerking to hip-hop until they overhear someone grunting from an explosion on a communications channel. Confusing it for a racial slur, they'll send in airstrikes at-will, bombarding random locations and blowing the cover of where rainbow-haired CIA agents were holing up to finish their dilation.
 
First the Jews and Palies start going at it ITT
Then the Christians and atheists
Then the Catholics and Protestants
Then the anime avatars
All this thread says is:
Christianity, Atheists, Protestants, Anime
I just want to laugh at dead jews for God's sake





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That israel died after titus destroyed the temple and israel didnt exist until the 50s/60s after ben gurion murdered the british with ieds.

The jews in israel fuck with the christian churches there, churches that are christian and have been there since christ. And yet here you are bowing to the jews.
I know they do, they think Christians are anti-sematic cause they were told over the years that Hitler was a Christian, though Hitler did use Martin Luther's writings as reason for him to attack the Jews. Most Jews don't even know Jesus was Jewish, they believe he is a Catholic god. Most don't even know that Isaiah 53 (Old Testament Prophecy), the forbidden chapter is in their own Tanakh. Any Jew that even says they believe Jesus is their Messiah are ostracized or beaten, or sent to a Rabbi to be re educated. just because I stand with Israel, doesn't mean I agree with every little thing they do, a lot of the stuff they do is utter nonsense.
 
Calm the fuck down, wow. How did I get you this mad by mocking some random internet site?

You see, therein lies the problem with Americans. You tie religion to politics and treat Christianity as if it were only meant to fit in an American context. In no other country is Christianity associated with extraneous symbols like guns or pick up trucks with plastic nuts attached to them not at all related to the Book itself.

With how aggressively you're freaking out at me, I'd say you might be a bit more threatened by me mocking the Bee.

What does Fauci have to do with anything? Is he an atheist?
Are you seriously fucking pretending that Christianity (especially vs Islam) isn't tied to far-right politics in Europe?
 
Holy shit there are a lot more of these.


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Providing sources:
They seem to constantly forward from https://t.me/LebUpdate, https://t.me/Cultures_of_Resistance, and https://t.me/israel_wc.
This is one of the big reasons it's retarded for any third positionists to actually take sides in this. You'll just end up fighting your own people because some are going to jump in on one side and some are going to jump in on another side. Everyone will start accusing each other of being shills, and now what could have been a situation that carries massive benefits has turned into another problem. It would have been too easy to spam Jew redpills on the pro-palie side and let them spread them all over regular social media, and on the other side spread racial replacement repills. People simply caught in the crossfire get to see both instead of "I stand with Israel!" and "Israel is a white nationalist country!" shit.

Basically, be this guy
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Catholics aren't more or less shitty than any other major brand of Christianity. I don't think any of them don't cherry pick the parts they like and ignore what the don't (particularly the bits about not hoarding wealth). That said, retarded conspiracy theories about them being secret pagans are exactly that and just stupid slapfightinting over who is the most TRUE and HONEST Christian. Not that different from the retarded Sunni vs. Shia slapfights muslims get into.
thats not my goal, I'm simply stating what I know, you're free to believe whatever you wish. I'm not going to be forcing you to see things my way.
 
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