Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[DickMain]

What race did you all get from Claudio? I'm Japanese because I have a capcom character as a pfp, I guess.

 

[Tread Miller]

I've only ever been called "gringo" by him, so I'm not sure what race I am. @Claudio Hernández Castañeda, use your detective skills and tell me what race I am!

Also: I didn't bring this up when I received it, but he was calling me a slanderer in this old DM:

Whoever secretly slanders his neighbor,
Him I will destroy;
The one who has a haughty look and a proud heart,
Him I will not endure.

You shall not go about spreading slander among your people; nor shall you stand by idly when your neighbor’s life is at stake. I am the LORD.

I don't know @Claudio Hernández Castañeda, I'm pretty sure slander has to be false before it can be considered slander.

 

[Nome]

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I've only ever been called "gringo" by him, so I'm not sure what race I am. @Claudio Hernández Castañeda, use your detective skills and tell me what race I am!

Also: I didn't bring this up when I received it, but he was calling me a slanderer in this DM:
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I don't know @Claudio Hernández Castañeda, I'm pretty sure slander has to be false before it can be considered slander.

Why does he constantly keep pulling the "good Christian" card? I mean, look at him. Just look. He has no right to be sending you Scripture when he himself has a lot to learn about Jesus' footsteps.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

What race did you all get from Claudio? I'm Japanese because I have a capcom character as a pfp, I guess.

He never gave me a race. Hopefully I get Australian Aboriginal!

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Earlier in the thread you were saying how you couldn't wait for us to have our own threads

Not the first time someone has said this about me *cough cough* Alex *cough cough*. But you should definitely write threads on us Claudio. That should make up for Glass not making a thread on Urghbla

 

[Tread Miller]

Two things I didn't realize at the time I got these old DMs:

Tells me to drown myself:

28 When he arrived at the other side in the region of the Gadarenes, two demon-possessed men coming from the tombs met him. They were so violent that no one could pass that way. 29 “What do you want with us, Son of God?” they shouted. “Have you come here to torture us before the appointed time?”

30 Some distance from them a large herd of pigs was feeding. 31 The demons begged Jesus, “If you drive us out, send us into the herd of pigs.”

32 He said to them, “Go!” So they came out and went into the pigs, and the whole herd rushed down the steep bank into the lake and died in the water. 33 Those tending the pigs ran off, went into the town and reported all this, including what had happened to the demon-possessed men. 34 Then the whole town went out to meet Jesus. And when they saw him, they pleaded with him to leave their region.

Was DMing me because I'm apparently the only one that replies to his DMs (so attention-starved he keeps coming back to the same girl that keeps indirectly calling him a zoo and a pedo ):


I think you took the wrong lessons from Bible study, @Claudio Hernández Castañeda.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Why does he constantly keep pulling the "good Christian" card? I mean, look at him. Just look. He has no right to be sending you Scripture when he himself has a lot to learn about Jesus' footsteps.

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda
Exodus 22:19: Whoever lies with an animal shall be put to death.
Leviticus 18:23: And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it, neither shall any woman give herself to an animal to lie with it: it is perversion.
Leviticus 20:15: If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he is to be put to death, and you must kill the animal.
Leviticus 20:13: If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

 

[Glowie]

Who is Donald Trump a bitch for? Hint: The people that executed Jesus, the Israeli.

To add you know as much geopolitics and bible fuck all
Trump singlehandedly is fucking over CCP, cartels and your third world shithole.
You are too much of a pussy to DM me, faggot.

Scared impotent furfag. I'm the reason why you can't breathe

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Btw many states you have still allow marriage for anyone above 12 so shut the fuck up

Interesting. Claus, did you know that just because something is legal, that doesn't make it right? Besides, the lowest age of consent in America is 16 (still wrong), so if someone were to have sex with their 12 year old spouse, it would still be rape. What's the minimum age of consent in Mexico, btw?

Oh dear. It seems your moralfagging about America's age of consent is quite unfounded.

Answer my Trump question first.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Scotland and Germany are not Israel. Let's take a look at your President.

You know, I'd think that the literal Jew would have a stronger connection to Israel, but that's just me.

Before you even say it, mine was actually of the private sector my entire childhood and teenhood. There goes your "public education" strawman; off the window.

Damn, they did not get their money's worth.

 

[Glowie]

I wonder if Sinaloa cartel if aware if Claus's faggotry and flip flopping, Sinaloa cartel runs Mexico city.
Tracheal tube, hooping between Brazil and Mexico city like a drug mule. Burning hatred of evil orange man, degenerate behavior and rambles like a Cocaine addict.

Makes me think.

 

[JohnnyGringo]

Keep proving you have no evidence for your case by using bottom of the barrel insults, bro. Please do. It's funny.

What case? The case that you have a speech impediment? I have proven that, in fact I'll do you a solid, I'll even link when I posted the evidence that you speak like a complete fucking retard.

(Edit, in case you're too retarded, click on the quote and it'll take you to the entire post)

Work is slow, tomorrow is a commie holiday, and this kind of sparked my ‘tism.

Normally, I wouldn’t poke fun at someone’s disability or speech impediment, but after Claudio calling everyone a retard, I think it’s time for him to look in the mirror, or in this case, for him to listen to himself.

I may be stating the obvious here, but Claudio has a speech impediment, it might not be as obvious when he’s speaking English because it could be chalked up to his accent, but in Taco it is noticeable. Now, I’m no speech therapist to give an official diagnosis, but I don’t think you need a degree to know that certain words are not pronounced or articulated correctly. Granted, the cause of the speech impediment might be the cum guzzling hole he has in his throat, or the fact that he’s just generally a retard (I’m leaning more on the latter). It may not be obvious to Kiwifarmers who don’t speak Taco, but fortunately (or unfortunately) enough I do speak Taco and I noticed it.

Before you even say it, mine was actually of the private sector my entire childhood and teenhood. There goes your "public education" strawman; off the window.

You have proven, both by words and actions, that you are a complete retard, like genuinely retarded. 10 fucking years for a 4 year university degree, and I'm willing to bet it was all those extraordinarios that you had to take. We've may of started the university around the same time, and yet, I finished my degree. And not in something that they handout to anyone, something to do with coding, math, and the hard sciences. I don't want to show off my powerlevel, but, you talk shit about the American school system, and yet I had a K-12 American Public Education, and went to a Mexican University. If your parents paid for your education, they should demand a refund, and report the place to the PROFECO, SEP, and any other government entities related to private education, because you're too retarded.

You keep saying that, but you are not proving anything. Are you sure you aren't brown? At least I have European DNA in me. You? I doubt it.

Tienes el pinche nopal ahí en la frente, pinche indio.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

How's your relationship with that """she/they""" trans, bro?

 

[Nome]

Not really bizarre, you only have to look at:

1. My body physiognomy and level of hairyness.

2. Teeth (the biggest signaler of my mix)

If you were good in your LARP, you would know how DNA works.

If you ask me, I can already see it. I bet my life that a few of you either have asian or african DNA mixed in.

Me? Nope. Don't have that.

(sorry for getting stuck up on rather irrelevant posts)
Man, you really are insecure about every single little detail about your body/personality/literally everything else, aren't you? I find it hilarious that you're courageous enough to claim that you're racially superior compared to everybody else in this thread, when you're a Mexican - which are well known for being extremely mixed. About on the same level as Brazilians (but with less Negro admixture).

 

[JohnnyGringo]

(sorry for getting stuck up on rather irrelevant posts)
Man, you really are insecure about every single little detail about your body/personality/literally everything else, aren't you? I find it hilarious that you're courageous enough to claim that you're racially superior compared to everybody else in this thread, when you're a Mexican - which are well known for being extremely mixed. About on the same level as Brazilians (but with less Negro admixture).

What's worse, he's from CDMX. They tend to be more mixed than the other states.

 

[DickMain]

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(pssst @Claudio Hernández Castañeda this is the part where you derail the thread about something completely unrelated and/or go "you can't prove I liked X" when presented with the proof).

He can't stop winning, he doesn't even have to do anything.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I'm still waiting for my skitzo DM's. I was hoping I would have gotten one while I was in time out but he didn't send me shit. Fuck you @Claudio Hernández Castañeda . You dog fucker. I want to be in the cool skitzo club.

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda , you should feel ashamed of what you didn't do to me.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Claaaaaauuuussss! Come out to plaaaaaaaayaaaaaaay!

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

>never added to @Alex Hogendorp’s kill list
>never added to @Glup’s kill list
>no schizo DMs from Claudio

 

[The Noise]

If Talbott is the general of the Kiwi Farms Personal Army, what rank does @Claudio Hernández Castañeda hold? My money's on lieutenant, like Lieutenant Hauk from Good Morning, Vietnam.

 

[FOUND YOU!]

Come on @Claudio Hernández Castañeda, you're so close to winning! Just one more post! Just one more screenshot! Just one more telegram message! How will we know you've won unless you keep saying it?