clearing up some things

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Sparkletor said:
Those sweet potatoes are sealed in plastic because they are supposed to be cooked in the microwave. They are much more expensive than a regular one, too. Why would someone buy a microwavable sweet potato and cut it up and bake it? I don't know.
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Seriously? lol thats so DUMB that this exists, you can achieve the same result by poking holes in a sweet potato with a fork and sticking it in your microwave without the wrap?? that doesnt make any sense to me, why pay more for them at all?
 
I'm late AF, but this bitch really thinks a marathon is 25 miles. Bitch. There's a whole Greek mythological story about the Battle of Marathon. And, even if you are not educated to that degree, there are stickers on cars with the accurate mileage count. You're almost fucking 30 and you are still this ignorant. No wonder you spend more on 4 individually packaged sweet potatoes than you'd spend on a 5 lb. bag. No wonder you don't know any other cooking technique, but boiling. No wonder you imagine that drinking MORE water makes you gain weight. No wonder you think skating around a parking lot for a minute or two negates an entire pint of Ben & Jerry's and a family bag of Lay's. No wonder you think that the bread you're eating is more filling because it has more calories as opposed to it being made with more fiber. She's the worst.
 
"it's kinda hard to push this and film---do you wanna fil---do you wanna push?"
"we dont have to film anymore"

speaks volumes
 
Ghengis_Kunt said:
THIS. After moving to a different state, I was unemployed for about a month. It was hell. All I wanted to do was sit around and stuff my face. You lose motivation when you don't have obligations and routine. I remember when AL did have a job, she was packing healthy foods and she seemed much better, mentally. I don't want to believe it, but something tells me she quit that job because she couldn't be away from food for ten hours a day.
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:powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel: Same here. I was so bored. It's healthy (and possible) to have a routine working at home. If AL really tried (and got some sort of planner.... oh wait she probably has 50 already..) she could make a good schedule for herself which could make it possible for her to lose some weight and help her feel better all around.
 
13:36 min vid, 7 ads (someone is getting desperate. Also, what's the deal with an ad at the very end of the video?)

- the beginning of this video makes me wonder how she manages to shave her armpits. Then I realized there is so much flesh, we can never actually see it.
- I found it interesting that she cannot hold the selfie stick for more than a few seconds at a time. She kept on switching hands.
- I was going to sperg about the eggs, but I decided it's a waste of time. I have a question, though. Do normal Americans eat eggs every day for breakfast?
- She claims to walk "all the time now" and "I walk outside so much", but later when she's talking about the route that makes her back hurts* she said "I can do it (walk) every few days".
- Her sunburns turn to tan. Yeah...that's not how it works.
- at 10:01 she says she'll do something to eat. Notice the 3 empty boxes of frozen meals behind her on the left of the screen. Both scenes in the kitchen are terrible and weird. The camera angle makes it look like Amber is as wide as the kitchen. We can also see a lot of trash near the trash cans (and the boys' room), including a 12 can package of some generic soda and an empty gallon of juice.
Now Amber can, and probably will, claim that the empty packages of food and drinks aren't hers, but until she started spreading her wings inside the house it was kept clean and organized. I have no doubt that if that was the boys trash it would be inside a trash can.

Edited because I want to talk about the Wi-Fi. In a previous video (that I can't find right now) Amber said she didn't have access to Becky's sister's Wi-Fi and that her "data don't work there".
In this video she said the Wi-Fi signal is too weak for her to upload, but she always upload using her data anyways (always wasteful - and spiteful. Instead of using something that is (usually) unlimited - WiFi - she uses something for which she'll probably pay extra - phone data. Come to think of it, why should she care? Destiny is the one footing the phone bill, so fuck her and let her pay more.)


* This is the second video where Amber straight up tells the first fib that crosses her mind. Last time her first excuse for getting tired was that the shoes were ugly, now the first excuse for her back ache is the route she chose. Only after saying the words does she correct herself and says it's because she has a big butt and a big belly (she forgot to mention that she also has a big everything else).
 
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meepmapmop said:
:powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel: Same here. I was so bored. It's healthy (and possible) to have a routine working at home. If AL really tried (and got some sort of planner.... oh wait she probably has 50 already..) she could make a good schedule for herself which could make it possible for her to lose some weight and help her feel better all around.
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It takes a lot of self discipline to truly work from home. If you're already a lazy slug, it'll never work for you. I had a position that allowed me to work from home for a couple of years and I had to have a rigid schedule and a designated work space to make it work effectively. Yes, I enjoyed the freedom it allowed me, but overall, it was lonely and boring and, yes, led to weight gain. If I could get on a conference call in my PJ's then why would I bother to make sure my suits still fit? Anyway, what I mean to say is that she's not "working from home". I'm not sure she understands what actual work as an adult entails.
 
She looks like she hasn't showered in a week. At the most, she probably had Becky wipe under her fat folds with baby wipes.
 
Whatthefuck said:
No wonder you spend more on 4 individually packaged sweet potatoes than you'd spend on a 5 lb. bag. No wonder you don't know any other cooking technique, but boiling.
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Dude she claims she cant cook bacon. Why the fuck would you buy pre-cooked bacon which is probably as, if nor more expensive, but massively inferior in quality, and is the worse product in every way? (People buying these pre-packaged, easily cooked things, kinda gets on my nerves. Even if you grew up broke, your parents probably taught you a few tricks. If your parents didnt love you, you hold those lessons pretty fucking dearly.) Broke-assedness is the mother of invention. Come on. Dont give me the "bad childhood" bullshit because that's not uncommon and there are people who've had it worse. I had to teach myself how to cook when I was like 20, after a jaw surgery where I had it wired shut and had to only eat soup and all I wanted was to eat real, good food--it's not hard to learn even if nobody teaches you. You can practice at least twice a day every day.

Literally all you have to do with bacon is put it in the pan and turn it on, and then flip it. A caveman could probably do it. How does she not know how to cook bacon?

Somebody even said she was cooking it for 1:23 because the box said "easy as 1, 2, 3!" Are you kidding me? She apparently changed it, so maybe that comment hit too close to home? Holy fuck. Her inability to do things that a fucking 10 year old would be able to do, or at least figure out even without anybody showing them how, it's just exasperating. Her brain must be like 70% adipose tissue.

If I wasnt drunk I would make a version of that meme with the progression of the brain, except the last panel is just a skull with a pile of hamburgers in it dripping with fat, and those lines shooting off everywhere and it's like "Your brain at 500 lbs".
 
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DuckSucker said:
Dude she claims she cant cook bacon. Why the fuck would you buy pre-cooked bacon which is probably as, if nor more expensive, but massively inferior in quality, and is the worse product in every way? (People buying these pre-packaged, easily cooked things, kinda gets on my nerves. Even if you grew up broke, your parents probably taught you a few tricks. If your parents didnt love you, you hold those lessons pretty fucking dearly.) Broke-assedness is the mother of invention. Come on. Dont give me the "bad childhood" bullshit because that's not uncommon and there are people who've had it worse. I had to teach myself how to cook when I was like 20, after a jaw surgery where I had it wired shut and had to only eat soup and all I wanted was to eat real, good food--it's not hard to learn even if nobody teaches you. You can practice at least twice a day every day.

Literally all you have to do with bacon is put it in the pan and turn it on, and then flip it. A caveman could probably do it. How does she not know how to cook bacon?

Somebody even said she was cooking it for 1:23 because the box said "easy as 1, 2, 3!" Are you kidding me? She apparently changed it, so maybe that comment hit too close to home? Holy fuck. Her inability to do things that a fucking 10 year old would be able to do, or at least figure out even without anybody showing them how, it's just exasperating. Her brain must be like 70% adipose tissue.

If I wasnt drunk I would make a version of that meme with the progression of the brain, except the last panel is just a skull with a pile of hamburgers in it dripping with fat, and those lines shooting off everywhere and it's like "Your brain at 500 lbs".
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To your point about her strange preference for buying precooked bacon- I mean we all know it’s sheer laziness. But in addition to that, I feel she buys every single thing she can prepackaged because she simply has no clue how to count calories at all without being told exactly what size a serving is in terms of items (two strips of bacon, as opposed to having to weigh regular bacon in oz and figure out the calories)
Without a package label telling her exactly how many calories a serving is, she has no clue how to calorie count. I feel this is also why she just tips a whole container of tube meat into a pan as opposed to measuring out servings. The packet probably goes by oz servings as opposed to easy numbered servings.
That and she’s a greedy hog.
 
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Scootypuff Sluts said:
To your point about her strange preference for buying precooked bacon- I mean we all know it’s sheer laziness. But in addition to that, I feel she buys every single thing she can prepackaged because she simply has no clue how to count calories at all without being told exactly what size a serving is in terms of items (two strips of bacon, as opposed to having to weigh regular bacon in oz and figure out the calories)
Without a package label telling her exactly how many calories a serving is, she has no clue how to calorie count. I feel this is also why she just tips a whole container of tube meat into a pan as opposed to measuring out servings. The packet probably goes by oz servings as opposed to easy numbered servings.
That and she’s a greedy hog.
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But it's like, the package of bacon tells you how many calories are in a slice of bacon. Calories are energy, it's not like the calories change when you cook them, it's the fucking laws of conservation, energy cant be created or destroyed -- there are a finite amount of calories in a specific slice or weight of bacon; you arent losing calories as the bacon cooks and the grease cooks out, those calories are being expended to heat the other parts of it, its not like they go away and even if you are cooking enough to caramelize grease on your pan, it's such a miniscule amount of calories it's not even worth tracking (from 100 calories to like 97 per gram). Just account for an extra like, 50 to 100 on each end, plus or minus, and you'll probably be fine if youre counting calories. . Like, fuck! Like even if you cook it yourself, you arent adding oil or anything, the bacon renders it's own fat, that's why it is the way it is. I mean there are other forms of bacon, but Amberlynn isnt buying fucking rashers or anything, and honestly probably cant tell the difference of all the different cuts of "bacon" even if you lined them up side by side in front of her and labeled them.

I almost wonder if Amberlynn even knows what the fuck animal bacon comes from. Im tempted to think she believes Ham is an animal.

She's like the epitome of "overly spoiled and entirely way too sheltered".
 
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Contrary to Amberlynn's belief, ham-to-ham combat does not involve actual pork cutlets. She misheard, and is still hungry over here. She also wants to know who John Cena is? Because it isnt a sandwich at our local Subway and that's pretty much how we interact with the outside world. Depending on the price and title of your sandwich, you know theyre important.
 
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DuckSucker said:
But it's like, the package of bacon tells you how many calories are in a slice of bacon. Calories are energy, it's not like the calories change when you cook them, it's the fucking laws of conservation, energy cant be created or destroyed -- there are a finite amount of calories in a specific slice or weight of bacon; you arent losing calories as the bacon cooks and the grease cooks out, those calories are being expended to heat the other parts of it, its not like they go away and even if you are cooking enough to caramelize grease on your pan, it's such a miniscule amount of calories it's not even worth tracking (from 100 calories to like 97 per gram). Just account for an extra like, 50 to 100 on each end, plus or minus, and you'll probably be fine if youre counting calories. . Like, fuck! Like even if you cook it yourself, you arent adding oil or anything, the bacon renders it's own fat, that's why it is the way it is. I mean there are other forms of bacon, but Amberlynn isnt buying fucking rashers or anything, and honestly probably cant tell the difference of all the different cuts of "bacon" even if you lined them up side by side in front of her and labeled them.

I almost wonder if Amberlynn even knows what the fuck animal bacon comes from. Im tempted to think she believes Ham is an animal.

She's like the epitome of "overly spoiled and entirely way too sheltered".
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You're really overthinking this. Amber is just dumb/lazy/ignorant as hell. It will drive you mad.
 
DuckSucker said:
But it's like, the package of bacon tells you how many calories are in a slice of bacon. Calories are energy, it's not like the calories change when you cook them, it's the fucking laws of conservation, energy cant be created or destroyed -- there are a finite amount of calories in a specific slice or weight of bacon; you arent losing calories as the bacon cooks and the grease cooks out, those calories are being expended to heat the other parts of it, its not like they go away and even if you are cooking enough to caramelize grease on your pan, it's such a miniscule amount of calories it's not even worth tracking (from 100 calories to like 97 per gram). Just account for an extra like, 50 to 100 on each end, plus or minus, and you'll probably be fine if youre counting calories. . Like, fuck! Like even if you cook it yourself, you arent adding oil or anything, the bacon renders it's own fat, that's why it is the way it is. I mean there are other forms of bacon, but Amberlynn isnt buying fucking rashers or anything, and honestly probably cant tell the difference of all the different cuts of "bacon" even if you lined them up side by side in front of her and labeled them.

I almost wonder if Amberlynn even knows what the fuck animal bacon comes from. Im tempted to think she believes Ham is an animal.

She's like the epitome of "overly spoiled and entirely way too sheltered".
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LOL but this is assuming she owns a food scale :story:
 
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