clearing up some things

[AL's Hot Cheetos]

I think she gets precooked bacon so she can sneak to the kitchen and eat it right out of the box without anyone hearing her cooking.

Bleh, precooked bacon is super weird right out of the package before you nuke it, its still MADE to be cooked further, so its rubbery and gross. I wouldn't want to eat that right away. But then again, you see the other stuff she cooks and maybe that uncooked, fresh out of the fridge precooked bacon isnt half bad in comparison.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Amber probably believes the same thing about bacon as Homer Simpson

 

[Long time lurker]

LOL but this is assuming she owns a food scale

She bought one last year for her new "weight loss journey". It was never seen again.

 

[Malibougie]

LOL but this is assuming she owns a food scale

We have witnessed her owning at least 2 food scales

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

The saddest thing is - even I she did lose 100lbs Hamber would be 400lbs. 400lbs. Jesus Christ. If that's not rock bottom I don't know what is.

 

[Rebel Scum]

She bought one last year for her new "weight loss journey". It was never seen again.

I feel like she has 3 or 4 more unopened food scales amongst her hoard. Ancient relics from weight loss journeys past. She could probably have a nice yard sale if her things weren’t covered in hair and cat piss.