Clerks 3 - Starring DSPs not so retarded cousin and Rosario Dawson

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This movie sucked out loud. I pirated this piece of shit and I still feel ripped off. Clerks 2 was the last good Kevin Smith movie.
 
Do you remember THIS!!!: The movie.

Only character I liked was the nurse in the hospital who had to shave the groin.
 
Say what you want about the current state of South Park (and yes, South Park has long stopped being funny many years ago, and Trey Parker is still a psychotic schizo and all), but they are still right about memberberries. Seriously, the memberberries pandering is just dead on in the new Clerks movie.
 
TVBForever said:
Say what you want about the current state of South Park (and yes, South Park has long stopped being funny many years ago, and Trey Parker is still a psychotic schizo and all), but they are still right about memberberries. Seriously, the memberberries pandering is just dead on in the new Clerks movie.
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When did Trey go schizo?

cybertoaster said:
Can anyone explain? I dont want to watch this crap
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Kevin Smith fakes crying all the time for capeshit to shill.
 
So I finally found time to watch this and surprisingly didn't hate it. I disagree with the story structure like Becka being dead, etc and of course it's a two hour ode to nostalgia and getting old, but I did have some real laughs during it. The constant Elias gags were the best part of the movie, I enjoyed the cameos sprinkled in. I just wish Smith would stop shoe horning his talentless, fat, and ugly daughter into stuff.

Not as good as Clerks 2 and it wasn't as witty as the first or second, but there was some real heart felt moments between Randall and Dante. I don't mind them having killed Dante off because realistically, they're all so old now that there would have been an infintismal chance of a fourth film regardless. 1994 was 30 years ago, you can only wring so much from it.


Though I will say the soundtrack to this one fuckin sucked.
 
TVBForever said:
I dunno, he's just having some huge meltdowns (that, and trying to cope with his divorce).
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Do you have any sources? Because I've looked this shit up and there's nothing aside from a divorce announcement from 3 years ago.
 
Bumping this thread up, because Logic turned Kevin Smith into a rapper:



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BrunoMattei said:
Do you have any sources? Because I've looked this shit up and there's nothing aside from a divorce announcement from 3 years ago.
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I know I'm a bit late but it's insane to think anyone could even imagine Kevin Smith getting divorced.
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Hawthorne eat your heart out!
 
xXx: State of the Union said:
So Kevin Smith has apparently given up weed, and has admitted it has cause him to make poorly thought out decisions I guess?

Edit: The Red Cow video I heard about it from

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SYg1Je9YF7E
I wonder how bad things are with his wife like they speculate. I've heard shit for literal decades at this point.
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So in other words, Kevin Smith turned into an even unfunny version of Seth Rogen, yet even without his wife and weed to keep him company?
 
I watched Clerks 3 on a plane, and watching the characters spend most of the movie making Clerks 1 makes me just want to watch Clerks 1 instead.

And let's not forget that the Reigning King of Edgelord Comedy in the '90's got PTSD from seeing Baby Yoda in a Disney TV show. Kevin Smith is a huge faggot and needs to be illegal.

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