Clerks 3 - Starring DSPs not so retarded cousin and Rosario Dawson

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Saw this last week, still not sure what to think of it. It's much more professional than the last Jay & Bob movie but it's pretty mediocre for the most part. Everyone's really fucking fat which pisses me off because they're in a movie so lose some damn weight. I liked the final montage, probably because I haven't seen the original movie since the '90s so seeing everyone so young and thin was a shocking contrast (especially the girlfriend who sucks all the dicks, damn did she age hard), but Dante really irritated me with his constant blubbering.

Other than that it was pretty inoffensive. I was expecting some real tranny/homo stuff because Kevin's hella woke but it was just a movie about fat asses being emotional and talkin about relationships.
 
Someone liked one of my posts and that reminded of this great analysis of the many wrongs of Clerks 3:


Not sure why the guy unlisted this but I'm going to download this now.
 
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