CLog 6/23 - Finishing Sonichu #11

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He Sets Me On Fire said:
If something really unforgiving and heavy would just hurry up and fall on Chris's hands, turning his fingers into useless flesh pretzels, we wouldn't have to put up with his happy, hopeful attitude anymore, or his crappy comics. Come on, grand piano! You're late for work!
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Have you seen the way he grips a pen? His hands have evolved past the point of flesh pretzels and have contorted to "flesh boy scouts knots." Nothing at this point can really stop him from jabbing a pen at a piece of paper
 
Self revelation? Chris you took like 15 steps to the side and 8 steps back. The last thing you did is come to some understanding of yourself. I'd argue you're more confused now than you were before. At least old Chris knew exactly what he wanted. Sonichu, Legos and China.
 
"Stardate... captains log... stardate... (Stress Sigh)..."

How the fuck is he stressed out within seconds of turning his camera on?
 
Everytime a new one of these comes out Chris's situation appears more and more bleak. Tbh it's getting depressing
 
Karen Riley said:
As against Chris receiving undeserved money as I am, it's kind of nice to see a video of him where he comes across as chipper and positive for once. He seems genuinely happy here. I mean the 300 or so dollars coming in Patreon money coming to his account at the end of the month is probably helping but still.

The thing I'm most curious to see is how he handles shipping out these comics over time. I mean sure he'll ship to everybody who pledged this month and in August but what will happen in the likes of October and November, where inspiration is of a great variable and he just decides it's too much effort to fulfil his pledges? Patreon might not be able to do anything about it, but it will cause the anger pledgers to pull their monthly payments and hit Chris where it hurts again. Most things involving Chris are a long term game.
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This is a win-win situation for everyone. We get new pages of Sonichu to mock, Chris gets paid for doing something she enjoys and some idiots with too much money at their hands will learn a valuable life lesson about not giving cash to untrustworthy people once Chris fails to deliver all the promised rewards.

Or maybe, maybe a miracle will happen and Chris realizes that she can buy a lot of Lego for 300 $ and that she has to fulfil her promises so that people will continue to support her. Maybe it will even teach her to be a somewhat responsible worker. Extremely unlikely, but one can dream.
 
The hoard is getting bigger by the day it seems. I can't see a single clear surface in that room.

Also, Chris's speech is getting increasingly confused and stumbly.

Also also, is that a widow's peak he has there?
 
Shirts like that are meant to be worn by young, fit, busty girls to draw attention to their tits.

So of course Chris would wear it.

The fact that he's worn it for a week straight the the point of making it discolored and stretched out with his fat, just comes from him being a disgusting, unhygienic, slob.
 
Chris is nearly up to 300 dollars at this point and Patreon is usually slightly behind in reporting income, so I can imagine there will be an even bigger rise for Chris over the next few days.

It must feel like he has a completely new avenue of toy money coming up for his recent efforts so it's easy to see why Chris is so happy in this video. His payment happening at the first day of every month is also great for him considering he gets his tugboat on the first Tuesday of every month. The week before is tugboat's arrival is always the toughest for him.

I guess my point is that this is the most positive financial venture Chris has made since the Etsy shop days. Like Etsy he's going to mess this up at some point. It's just a case of when that will happen and how.
 
Karen Riley said:
Chris is nearly up to 300 dollars at this point and Patreon is usually slightly behind in reporting income, so I can imagine there will be an even bigger rise for Chris over the next few days.

It must feel like he has a completely new avenue of toy money coming up for his recent efforts so it's easy to see why Chris is so happy in this video. His payment happening at the first day of every month is also great for him considering he gets his tugboat on the first Tuesday of every month. The week before is tugboat's arrival is always the toughest for him.

I guess my point is that this is the most positive financial venture Chris has made since the Etsy shop days. Like Etsy he's going to mess this up at some point. It's just a case of when that will happen and how.
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That's almost $3,000/yr. I didn't even make that working part time when I was a teen. Shouldn't he have to pay federal income tax on that?
 
Who's willing to bet that come July 1st, we get another video of Barb wearing a new necklace and acting like the camera's sucked out her soul?
 
And so after being inexplicably transformed into a T-Shirt, Fluttershy's final fate was to be stretched across the pale, doughy midriff of Christine Chandler, stained in convenience foods and soaked in his oils and sweat.

I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
If something really unforgiving and heavy would just hurry up and fall on Chris's hands, turning his fingers into useless flesh pretzels, we wouldn't have to put up with his happy, hopeful attitude anymore, or his crappy comics. Come on, grand piano! You're late for work!
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Its like the twilight zone episode "time enough at last". Chris would be overjoyed that his mashed fingers would give him a bigger tugboat and the best excuse ever to not work, he will then breakdown when he realizes he cannot play with lego or vidya anymore.
 
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