Clothing Cringe - From shitty trends to how they're marketed

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The thing that irks me the most about BlackMilk is the 220lbs+ people who try to convince me that not only is it absolutely the greatest quality ever, but that since it stretches over their gunt, it "fits". And that it retains it's resale value. Dolls Kill fans are almost the same, except less fatties.

Side note: I'm a fucking hamplanet myself. I cannot fathom why someone would squeeze themselves into a size 10 when clearly they're a size 18. Life's too short to have your legs amputated due to lack of blood flow. Besides, it's not comfortable at all.
Sofa King Cursed said:
torrid/torrid hauls in general :horrifying::horrifying::horrifying:
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jesus fuck, four breasts?
 
This thread made me think of a brand called cowcow I've seen peddled on youtube by plus size vloggers. It looks cheap af and the patterns are horribly tacky, where the fuck would you wear a veggie print dress?
 

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fuckyourdad said:
This thread made me think of a brand called cowcow I've seen peddled on youtube by plus size vloggers. It looks cheap af and the patterns are horribly tacky, where the fuck would you wear a veggie print dress?
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Power level time:
I own one of their dresses. The material is cheap spandex and it stretches so fatties are bound to flock to it. It’s actually pretty comfortable but you need a certain aesthetic to pull the patterns off. By which I mean you can’t be a hambeast. Pretty sure blackm!lk is the same material but marked up 10x.
All in all would recommend if thin, would not recommend if hammy.

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I just looked at cowcow and saw this dress, which I think is pretty cute. I guess the hambeasts just choose the ugliest patterns for whatever reason.
 

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I just looked at cowcow and saw this dress, which I think is pretty cute. I guess the hambeasts just choose the ugliest patterns for whatever reason.
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They think the tacky patterns are unique and quirky and subtly detract from their fatness. It’s like how car companies will put confusing patterns on new cars when they’re test driving them so you won’t see the design before it’s officially released >>
 
There's one particular cow on Instagram who only wears cheap cowcow dresses. They're probably not breathable fabric, ugh.

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ugh, her body is so weird proportionally and her feet are constantly splayed to try and hold herself up.


her dog has some kind of serious problem but he's cute in a really sad way
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Attraction Slime said:
There's one particular cow on Instagram who only wears cheap cowcow dresses. They're probably not breathable fabric, ugh.

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Am I the only one who think she bears somewhat of a resemblance to Danielle from 90 Day Fiance?
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Dysnomia said:
If you wear that in public people will just think you suddenly got your period. People might point out that you are bleeding or make faces and walk away from you. But maybe that's the desired reaction. Because if anyone says anything you can start screeching about how beautiful and natural bleeding out of your vagina is. However, there is an upside. You can't ruin these pants by bleeding all over them. That's already been done for you.
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Those pants would make a great Halloween costume. Every 13 year old has faced that horror...
 
UnicornPiss said:
The thing that irks me the most about BlackMilk is the 220lbs+ people who try to convince me that not only is it absolutely the greatest quality ever, but that since it stretches over their gunt, it "fits". And that it retains it's resale value. Dolls Kill fans are almost the same, except less fatties.

Side note: I'm a fucking hamplanet myself. I cannot fathom why someone would squeeze themselves into a size 10 when clearly they're a size 18. Life's too short to have your legs amputated due to lack of blood flow. Besides, it's not comfortable at all.

jesus fuck, four breasts?
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If it's spandex then the illusion of stretch=fit is usually enough to make any fatty think they are smaller than they are. But you are just stressing the fabric and it's not gonna last. Especially with your thighs slapping together with every step.

PT had that whole "if it stretches it fits" complex. Which is why she looked so bad in all those clothes.

It cannot be comfortable at all to walk around in too small clothes just to give yourself an ego boost. I've read about women who get toes cut off to fit into shoes like the evil stepsisters in Cinderella. Just wear stuff that fits and stop living a lie that you are smaller. Because everyone can tell those clothes don't fit and you look terrible. They get so many asspats on social media that they can't see reality anymore.

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There's one particular cow on Instagram who only wears cheap cowcow dresses. They're probably not breathable fabric, ugh.

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Instead of wasting money on tacky dresses that don't fit she should be investing in a decent bra. I can't even tell if she's wearing one. There's like no support. Her back must be in agony.

Is he obese or just sick? She probably feeds him cake and McDonald's.
 
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