Clover and Snoopy

[Bugaboo]

The good news is that they don't eat shit and menstrual blood and get sat on like DrMusic2's cats did (word of mouth from a chat I had with Andria Kilgore on ED)

Now how in God's name do they get into that?

 

[Stratochu]

The good news is that they don't eat shit and menstrual blood and get sat on like DrMusic2's cats did (word of mouth from a chat I had with Andria Kilgore on ED)

Now how in God's name do they get into that?

Dr. Music supposedly fed it to them. Dr. Music's cats also got a great deal of human food.

 

[Bugaboo]

The good news is that they don't eat shit and menstrual blood and get sat on like DrMusic2's cats did (word of mouth from a chat I had with Andria Kilgore on ED)

Now how in God's name do they get into that?

Dr. Music supposedly fed it to them. Dr. Music's cats also got a great deal of human food.

What the hell goes through a person's mind when they decide to feed a cat their period?

 

[Saney]

The good news is that they don't eat shit and menstrual blood and get sat on like DrMusic2's cats did (word of mouth from a chat I had with Andria Kilgore on ED)

Now how in God's name do they get into that?

Dr. Music supposedly fed it to them. Dr. Music's cats also got a great deal of human food.

I repeat...
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[MysticMisty]

The good news is that they don't eat shit

Dogs love to eat shit. If they're not finding and eating old cat shit they're likely going after their own or eachothers.

 

[Stratochu]

What the hell goes through a person's mind when they decide to feed a cat their period?

I have no idea. Her ED article, Lolcows General Lolympics thread mention and Lolcows General thread tell all that is available, unless you want to read all of the content tagged "Mariana Project" on the ED forum (roughly 1,000 pages)

 

[Varis]

The good news is that they don't eat shit and menstrual blood and get sat on like DrMusic2's cats did (word of mouth from a chat I had with Andria Kilgore on ED)

I shouldn't read these forums while eating.

Also, I'm surprised that Snoopy and Clover have gone this long without choking to death on something they found in the hoard. They were only three months old when the Chandlers got them, and generally puppies try to eat everything.

 

[Marvin]

The good news is that they don't eat shit and menstrual blood and get sat on like DrMusic2's cats did (word of mouth from a chat I had with Andria Kilgore on ED)

I shouldn't read these forums while eating.

Also, I'm surprised that Snoopy and Clover have gone this long without choking to death on something they found in the hoard. They were only three months old when the Chandlers got them, and generally puppies try to eat everything.

There probably isn't anything small enough for them to eat within reach.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Also, I'm surprised that Snoopy and Clover have gone this long without choking to death on something they found in the hoard. They were only three months old when the Chandlers got them, and generally puppies try to eat everything.

There probably isn't anything small enough for them to eat within reach.

How long before they try to choke down syrup-coated lego men, or whatever else litters the floor of Chris's room?

 

[Marvin]

Also, I'm surprised that Snoopy and Clover have gone this long without choking to death on something they found in the hoard. They were only three months old when the Chandlers got them, and generally puppies try to eat everything.

There probably isn't anything small enough for them to eat within reach.

How long before they try to choke down syrup-coated lego men, or whatever else litters the floor of Chris's room?

Oh true, I didn't think about Chris' room.

 

[AssistantWeasel]

Couldn't this technically be classed as animal cruelty?

 

[Marvin]

Couldn't this technically be classed as animal cruelty?

Eh, unfortunately, no, probably not. It'd be animal cruelty like raising your child on mcdonalds is child abuse. It's fucked up, but probably not illegal.

 

[AssistantWeasel]

Couldn't this technically be classed as animal cruelty?

Eh, unfortunately, no, probably not. It'd be animal cruelty like raising your child on mcdonalds is child abuse. It's fucked up, but probably not illegal.

I found these among the general requirements of legally owning an animal in VA:

The owner(s) has/have to provide:

4. Adequate space in the primary enclosure for the particular type of animal depending upon its age, size, species, and weight;

5. Adequate exercise;

I gather they provide neither of these

 

[Marvin]

Couldn't this technically be classed as animal cruelty?

Eh, unfortunately, no, probably not. It'd be animal cruelty like raising your child on mcdonalds is child abuse. It's fucked up, but probably not illegal.

I found these among the general requirements of legally owning an animal in VA:

The owner(s) has/have to provide:

4. Adequate space in the primary enclosure for the particular type of animal depending upon its age, size, species, and weight;

5. Adequate exercise;

I gather they provide neither of these

Oh, interesting. Yeah, I mean, if they let the dogs use Patty's pen, maybe they could qualify for the "adequate space" requirement, but I'm pretty sure they're stuck inside.

Someone should give the humane society a ring. (or whoever's responsible for this in Virginia)

 

[Android raptor]

I doubt they'd do anything. If they're as overworked and whatnot as my local one, they won't. My old neighbors had this herd of chihuahuas they just let run around the street barking and biting people and shitting everywhere (and occasionally being hit by cars, which they'd react to by getting another dog) and they never did anything other than give them warnings. I mean, I suppose it's worth a try but I don't think anything will come of it.

 

[The Joker]

Eh, unfortunately, no, probably not. It'd be animal cruelty like raising your child on mcdonalds is child abuse. It's fucked up, but probably not illegal.

I found these among the general requirements of legally owning an animal in VA:

The owner(s) has/have to provide:

4. Adequate space in the primary enclosure for the particular type of animal depending upon its age, size, species, and weight;

5. Adequate exercise;

I gather they provide neither of these

Oh, interesting. Yeah, I mean, if they let the dogs use Patty's pen, maybe they could qualify for the "adequate space" requirement, but I'm pretty sure they're stuck inside.

Someone should give the humane society a ring. (or whoever's responsible for this in Virginia)

I live near detroit where dog fighting is a real problem and some of the older residents keep theirdogs inside constantly so that they don't get stolen as "bait" that happened to my neighbors dad. The dogs that are forced to be inside though just get obese, the lack of sunlight gives them dental problems, lack of exercise will ruin their hips and heart plus the crappy food will increase their risk of fatty liver disease.

As bad as it sounds, if they speant most of their time outside it would help them since the chanderps have a huge lot (don't know if its fenced or not)
I was studying to be a vet tech so I know a lot about dometic dogs an cats. I only quit after I got to intern for a week at a clinic and saw a couple bring in their dog that had been hurt by some sick fucks. I was in the room and helped put it down then nearly had a breakdown of my own. It takes a lot of guts for a person to do that kind of work,

Sadly though, if the dogs are in good health (by the vet that the Chandler use (if they even have one) standards) then there is nothing that can be done and those poor babies are stuck with what a bad diet,little decent training, and whatever neglect can do.

Plus, would chris even be a decent trainer/ master? The dogs are not pokemon.

 

[Marvin]

I found these among the general requirements of legally owning an animal in VA:

The owner(s) has/have to provide:

4. Adequate space in the primary enclosure for the particular type of animal depending upon its age, size, species, and weight;

5. Adequate exercise;

I gather they provide neither of these

Oh, interesting. Yeah, I mean, if they let the dogs use Patty's pen, maybe they could qualify for the "adequate space" requirement, but I'm pretty sure they're stuck inside.

Someone should give the humane society a ring. (or whoever's responsible for this in Virginia)

I live near detroit where dog fighting is a real problem and some of the older residents keep theirdogs inside constantly so that they don't get stolen as "bait" that happened to my neighbors dad. The dogs that are forced to be inside though just get obese, the lack of sunlight gives them dental problems, lack of exercise will ruin their hips and heart plus the crappy food will increase their risk of fatty liver disease.

As bad as it sounds, if they speant most of their time outside it would help them since the chanderps have a huge lot (don't know if its fenced or not)
I was studying to be a vet tech so I know a lot about dometic dogs an cats. I only quit after I got to intern for a week at a clinic and saw a couple bring in their dog that had been hurt by some sick fucks. I was in the room and helped put it down then nearly had a breakdown of my own. It takes a lot of guts for a person to do that kind of work,

Sadly though, if the dogs are in good health (by the vet that the Chandler use (if they even have one) standards) then there is nothing that can be done and those poor babies are stuck with what a bad diet,little decent training, and whatever neglect can do.

Plus, would chris even be a decent trainer/ master? The dogs are not pokemon.

Yeah, outside would be a lot better for the dogs. They did have a pen for Patty, I think, but I don't know if that's still around. I doubt they have a regular vet.

 

[CatParty]

If they lived outside, that would mean Chris would have to pick up TWO ten ton dog houses.

 

[Mama Luigi]

Didn't Chris in one of those Facebook posts state that he was overworked because he had to drive to and from the hospital his mom was staying at (breathing problem) because he had to walk the dogs? So we can gather that he gives them SOME exercise, which most likely won't be enough considering their diet and being confined in Case de Chandler most of the day.

 

[The Joker]

Yeah, outside would be a lot better for the dogs. They did have a pen for Patty, I think, but I don't know if that's still around. I doubt they have a regular vet.

I can just see Patty's pen, untouched for years, and suddenly Chris just putting the puppies in there without fixing it up.
Maybe Clover and Snoopy will make the the dreams of many come true and dig up Patty while howling "JUUUUUUUULLLLAAAAAYYYYY"