Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

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Listening to him earlier, its dawned on me just how much he sounds like DSP. The similarities don't just end at shitting on his chat and being bad at games, he even has the same voice inflections as him. It isn't just the typical nerd voice (you've all heard it), he will say things like "blaahck!", "staahp!" or "maahds!" and the angrier he gets the more he sounds like DSP.

Science has gone too far. The Les Enfants Retardés project has struck once again and given us Liquid DSP. This might explain why he was attracted to Kirsche. She's the ideal fat soulmaid. All he has to do now is accidentally call his dog Ricardo and the gig is up.
 
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Muad'Dick said:
Listening to him earlier, its dawned on me just how much he sounds like DSP. The similarities don't just end at shitting on his chat and being bad at games, he even has the same voice inflections as him. It isn't just the typical nerd voice (you've all heard it), he will say things like "staahp!" or "maahds!" and the angrier he gets the more he sounds like DSP.

Science has gone too far. The Les Enfants Retardés project has struck once again and given us Liquid DSP. This might explain why he was attracted to Kirsche. She's the ideal fat soulmaid. All he has to do now is accidentally call his dog Ricardo and the gig is up.
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Look, he is a based 4chan chud who "tolerates" lolicon and loves Futa. Totally different, he's FUNNY and WEIRD when he does the same things people make fun of DSP for.
 
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I'm really not sure this is the defense he thinks it is. "I'm not a simp, I talk to Kirsche and I'd never think about having a relationship with her." What are you supposed to take away from this statement? He shits on his fans, calls them parasocial, then gets defensive and assures Null he'd never get caught doing gay shit like having a relationship with a woman he talks to in private. That's just projection and admitting he doesn't think he has a shot with her. Not fooling me.
 
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Meth Dick said:
I'm honestly surprised Synth still has fans. I liked him for about a week before his constant "redpilled chudbro" shit got annoying. Not saying that a lot of the shit he says isn't necessarily true, but it just comes off as fake coming from his mouth. Like he's trying to "talk the talk" if you know what I mean.
Also, you can only rage about women in every game and movie you play/watch so many times before I have to wonder if you are genuinely homosexual. He never seems slightly annoyed about the presence of a woman, he seems downright fucking ANGRY. Like a hyper militant fag that just spotted a woman in his favorite gay bar.

I guess what I'm saying is he tries too hard.
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His numbers on last night's stream weren't doing too hot tbh. Didn't even crack 1k, hovered in the 900 range. He's taken damage to his HP bar so to speak
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I'm really not sure this is the defense he thinks it is. "I'm not a simp, I talk to Kirsche and I'd never think about having a relationship with her." What are you supposed to take away from this statement? He shits on his fans, calls them parasocial, then gets defensive and assures Null he'd never get caught doing gay shit like having a relationship with a woman he talks to in private. That's just projection and admitting he doesn't think he has a shot with her. Not fooling me.
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Don't you know having sex with woman is gay.

Every single one of these saviors either to the white race or gaming just want to be surrounded by young men.
 
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GI Robot said:
My response to all gaming doomer youtube faggots
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It is something that needs to be (((noticed))) more. People make their business on ragebaiting ANYTHING new. FFS Synth tried it with Doom. Fucking DOOM. Yeah a lot of modern games suck. Not all. If a Youtuber or Game reviewer is selling that everything past 2012 sucks, you the watcher are the product, giving them sweet ad revenue for their rage bait.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
It is something that needs to be (((noticed))) more. People make their business on ragebaiting ANYTHING new. FFS Synth tried it with Doom. Fucking DOOM. Yeah a lot of modern games suck. Not all. If a Youtuber or Game reviewer is selling that everything past 2012 sucks, you the watcher are the product, giving them sweet ad revenue for their rage bait.
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yeah because the NES/SNES days totally didnt have loads of awful games as well, nah the 90s were a time where there was NO BAD GAMES, and only past 2012 did those EVIL LEFTISTS ruin muh vidya gam. Its not like AVGN was based on the guy ranting about shitty games from the past.
 
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GI Robot said:
yeah because the NES/SNES days totally didnt have loads of awful games as well, nah the 90s were a time where there was NO BAD GAMES, and only past 2012 did those EVIL LEFTISTS ruin muh vidya gam. Its not like AVGN was based on the guy ranting about shitty games from the past.
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LJN was a pox on early gaming. Shovelware incarnate. Games were shit back then with only a few outliers. Just because Woke is a new thing doesn't mean shitty games stopped being shitty. They merely evolved.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
It is something that needs to be (((noticed))) more. People make their business on ragebaiting ANYTHING new. FFS Synth tried it with Doom. Fucking DOOM. Yeah a lot of modern games suck. Not all. If a Youtuber or Game reviewer is selling that everything past 2012 sucks, you the watcher are the product, giving them sweet ad revenue for their rage bait.
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Couldn't agree more. I'm generally a "old = good new = bad" guy, but that doesn't mean I'm going to be obtuse to the point where any new game that comes out is bad. The new Doom games are great, there's always at least one indie game a year that catches my interest, not all of them are complete troonslop.
 
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LJN was a pox on early gaming. Shovelware incarnate. Games were shit back then with only a few outliers. Just because Woke is a new thing doesn't mean shitty games stopped being shitty. They merely evolved.
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remember that retro fags never remember the slop they played as a kid, they only remember the good games. Like i played a lot of slop on the Wii, actual Data Design games, but i only remember mario galaxy and the like. but i dont go around acting like the wii era had no bad games. the problem with retro niggers is their thick rose tinted glasses that make them unsee the reality of their childhood
 
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LJN was a pox on early gaming. Shovelware incarnate. Games were shit back then with only a few outliers. Just because Woke is a new thing doesn't mean shitty games stopped being shitty. They merely evolved.
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people that go on about ubisoft and the like have never played a data design or LJN game. like yeah ubisoft is shit, but i would play star wars outlaws or that japanese assassian creed game any day over LJN,
 
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