Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

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remember that retro fags never remember the slop they played as a kid, they only remember the good games. Like i played a lot of slop on the Wii, actual Data Design games, but i only remember mario galaxy and the like. but i dont go around acting like the wii era had no bad games. the problem with retro niggers is their thick rose tinted glasses that make them unsee the reality of their childhood
The Wii had so much junk for it. Absolute slag. The main games I remember as a kid for it that were good were Lego Star Wars, Wii Sports, and Skylanders.
 
remember that retro fags never remember the slop they played as a kid, they only remember the good games. Like i played a lot of slop on the Wii, actual Data Design games, but i only remember mario galaxy and the like. but i dont go around acting like the wii era had no bad games. the problem with retro niggers is their thick rose tinted glasses that make them unsee the reality of their childhood
This is why I've never understood downloading entire romsets or autistically collecting every game for a certain system. I love a ton of SNES/Super Famicom games, there's tons of obscure games that weren't released in the west for the system that are worth playing. But that doesn't mean I'm going to wade through all the fucking mahjong shovelware and Chinese bootleg roms to find them, I'll just go through romsites that curate obscure shit.
 
Man what is it with YouTubers and their burning desire to strangle their golden goose until the head pops off?
There's usually a specific draw, some kind of want or temptation that drags them from what works into some other faggotry instead.

Sometimes it's a desire to do other(usually easier or more profitable) content, see Fredrik Knudsen becoming a faggot Vtuber, or Joseph Anderson moving mostly to streaming instead of edited vids.

Sometimes it's pussy, or, in Synth's absolutely pathetic case, theoretical E-girl pussy.
 
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This is why I've never understood downloading entire romsets or autistically collecting every game for a certain system. I love a ton of SNES/Super Famicom games, there's tons of obscure games that weren't released in the west for the system that are worth playing. But that doesn't mean I'm going to wade through all the fucking mahjong shovelware and Chinese bootleg roms to find them, I'll just go through romsites that curate obscure shit.
to me with my retro collecting, i collect game i plan to play eventually, the only game i bought as a meme was Link the Faces of Evil on the CDI because i found it for 80$ CBI, and i just found the idea of owning it funny. but generally, if you're buying games just to "collect" you're near hoarder levels of shit. Buy games you want to play
 
Former chat mod, he got demodded on the same stream as the one where he shittalked Null.
Also, he's a 40 year old scalie and a total sperg. He's Synth's equivalent of Gator.
Much like the Dutchman must have a captain, there must always be a Ralphamale
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But will he call his mom an Uber? That’s the real hard-hitting question
 
The Wii had so much junk for it. Absolute slag.
This cannot be understated.

When it came to bad games-especially shovelware-the Wii was the king-at least up until recently, and counting only consoles released in the last twenty years. The PS2, and DS were close seconds, but nothing could really beat the sheer amount of garbage that was pumped out for the Wii.

People act like the gaming industry has never been this bad before when that's not even remotely true. The only difference now is that the things making it bad are not the same things that were doing so back then.
 
Don't forget the street shitter that is so self-loathing he claims his jeet accent is a result of a poor mic. Also the spic that uses a a cartoon latina to identify themselves.
 
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This cannot be understated.

When it came to bad games-especially shovelware-the Wii was the king-at least up until recently, and counting only consoles released in the last twenty years. The PS2, and DS were close seconds, but nothing could really beat the sheer amount of garbage that was pumped out for the Wii.

People act like the gaming industry has never been this bad before when that's not even remotely true. The only difference now is that the things making it bad are not the same things that were doing so back then.
A lot of the Wii's issues were hardware limitations. You'd have a game come out for the 360 and PS3, then they would have to make a separate game a lot of times for the wii which always was shittier, because it basically was a generation behind tech wise. Now however things are different. You can run a lot of games even on the specs for the Switch. It's the people behind it that now shit all over the industry, because it's easy to now. This also makes it easy for grifters and angry reviewers to make a killing just trashing every new release. Sure there's still buggy games. But a lot of times, things feel overexaggerated in terms of problems compared to ye olden days. Like, bro, i don't see game companies making seperate games for different consoles any more, they just port it over.
 
Man why is the e-right space so gay and retarded.
Because most of these retards start developing this psychosis from years of being hit hard with post-nut clarity. They descend deeper and deeper into the degeneracy rabbit hole and feel like terrible people for it so they have to scream to the heavens about how much they hate trannies, gays. ect as a form of repentance. Just go to /gif/ on 4chan and see the amount of people that are screaming "AAAAHHH THE NIGGERS!" in bbc threads. Idk about you, but I don't go near stuff that supposedly disgusts me. A lot of these Altchud /pol/ adjacent retards are in the closest with the door wide open.
 
What's his obsession(?) with Ryan Gosling and the movie "Drive"?
The white jacket with a yellow/gold scorpion on it's back is from that movie.
Because he's just like me, fr fr(same with his BladeRunner reference)
A lot of people self-insert themselves into these characters, especially in the ronery internet loser 4chan sphere. Same goes for Patrick Bateman. Just cements Coby as a child raised by 4chan, for better and definitely for worse.
Looks like Griffin Gaming in a wig.
Whoa mama, am I missing some lore? That's the one who loves Israel for some reason, right?
 
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