Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

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Warai Otoko said:
Live. Kirsche responded to Synth.

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Kirshe Update: Everything is fine, so all of his worrying the other night about it was for nothing. Kirsche thinks he's not used to being treated nicely in his life, Synth says of course he has no one, except parasocial fans and his family. Kirshe wasn't fine with what he said but she handled it. Also some more talk about never going back to therapy and that his mom still wants him to go. Doomer hour preview started early.



Sven Update: While he was annoyed with being called a "gay anchor", he was more annoyed that Sven didn't put bros before hoes and defend the Futa Man's honor to the foid. But everything is all good despite how much of a bad taste it left in his mouth, he doesn't want to burn that bridge, its fine guys.


More clips from the other night's stream:
Synth admits to being an E-clown with no charisma! HE'S AN E-CLOWN (0:45 of clip)


Madison Grant said:
Also more mold lore; Devin is dying of mold apparently and is very thin and is afflicted physically, don't know if that was common knowledge yet
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clipped, Devin's health problem from mold, reducing him to skin and bones:
 
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Warai Otoko said:
Live. Kirsche responded to Synth.

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You think she realized her new biggest fan was one of the crazy ones and had to do damage control to calm him down?
I hope Coby eventually forces her onto another stream, these two deserve each other. Even if it's just to "break up" with him so he can tardrage and throw more pity parties down the line. "It wasn't meant to be, guys! See, I never had a chance! The jews did this!"
Madison Grant said:
Also some more talk about never going back to therapy and that his mom still wants him to go
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Oh geez, I wonder why his mother wants him to go back to therapy. Could it have something to do with him openly talking about niche japanese fetish cartoon porn in front of a thousand people with his own father like it was the most normal thing in the world?
Madison Grant said:
Synth admits to being an E-clown with no charisma! HE'S AN E-CLOWN
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It's too late, simply admitting to it won't mean anyone is going to go easy on you, boy. This is why you were told to pull up so hard, once you get branded as a cow that never goes away!
 
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Madison Grant said:
Kirshe Update: Everything is fine, so all of his worrying the other night about it was for nothing. Kirsche thinks he's not used to being treated nicely in his life, Synth says of course he has no one, except parasocial fans and his family. Kirshe wasn't fine with what he said but she handled it. Also some more talk about never going back to therapy and that his mom still wants him to go. Doomer hour preview started early.

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Sven Update: While he was annoyed with being called a "gay anchor", he was more annoyed that Sven didn't put bros before hoes and defend the Futa Man's honor to the foid. But everything is all good despite how much of a bad taste it left in his mouth, he doesn't want to burn that bridge, its fine guys.
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More clips from the other night's stream:
Synth admits to being an E-clown with no charisma! HE'S AN E-CLOWN (0:45 of clip)
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clipped, Devin's health problem from mold, reducing him to skin and bones:
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Kirshe does seem to like the broken boys. She should have left him on read and never talked to this obsessed loser again. He treats this passing interaction as if he is in a relationship (I know threading old ground again). Coby is only going further down no reason for Kirshe who seems to be on the rise allow this anchor continue to weigh her down as nothing good will come from continued interactions.

My money is on Coby continued spiral will only make him more obsessive and cause him to say increasingly creepy and processive things about a random stranger. Best thing to do is rip the Band-Aid off and make fun of Coby for being a porn addicted shut in that will never achieve anything other than streaming to a dwindling audience of likeminded individuals. She's already slighted him by calling his love for futa gay no reason to pretend to be friends.
 
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You guys think he told his mom and dad about his new internet girlfriend? I mean, if he openly talks about women with penises with his father, there is no limit to what information Coby won't reveal about himself.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
You guys think he told his mom and dad about his new internet girlfriend? I mean, if he openly talks about women with penises with his father, there is no limit to what information Coby won't reveal about himself.
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He showed his mom the cringy ship video one of his fans made. Bet he bends the truth about his relationship with Kirsch to seem less pathetic.
 
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Synthetic Man, reacting to a video about the military, reveals he doesn't want brotherhood, he only wants a woman, and even the barracks slut would turn him down!


Synth claims he doesn't browse the farms since the Whoa Momma incident



More talking about Sven and how there's no beef, he didn't care that much about the insult just that he wasn't getting defended when a woman insults him. He then seethes at the chatter who started it and goes to look up who the chatter was and if it was a PuarIsSexy alt right after this clip.


Synth hated @Ricardo Cumsox, doesn't want him back.



New family drama revealed: Synth's own neighbor hates him! Gave Synth a death stare. 29 year old man needs his mom to talk it out for him because he thinks she told him about the channel.


Synth's mother tells people that he hates jews for a living! He calls her insane.


More family drama, Synth's mom shittalking Synth's dad:
 
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Boy thinks he needs to get laid, but what he really needs is a fucking therapy. I'm with his mother on this one, he uses his parasocial chat(and the farms) as a proxy to vent out his problems, but nobody cares. It's clear he's still emotionally a child and doesn't know how to deal with this situation, telling why he's still living with his mother.
Also very telling that he doesn't want unity, he probably doesn't care about having a healthy, patriotic country or an ethnostate or whatever he talks about either, he just wants pussy. He's just an r9k wojak doomer poster pretending to be a le epic /pol/ browsing /v/tumor. Not surprising, considering that he's a poser who likes to talk about how retro games were so much better but doesn't know anything about the topic, other than whatever he can glimpse off of /v/ catalog right before starting a stream(same goes for a good portion of his audience).
 
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Coby, pal, you sure you aren't related to Elijah Jordan Millar aka IronHeart?
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I dunno, it sounds a lot like you! Maybe this is why he's so obsessed with Kirsche, he finally found one woman crazy enough to abuse him. He just needs to get to first base with her and then once the strap-on is fastened, it will be just like his favorite futa doujins.
Kirsche, if I were you, I would put this one on block and never look back! If your dox ever gets out, you're fucked. I have a feeling Coby will make an exception to his "spend the rest of my life in my mom's basement" rule and book a plane ticket faster then you can say "WHOA MAMA!".
 
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Jace on ice said:
So are all of his streams like an hour of gameplay followed by three hours of doomer shit now?
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That's been every stream for the past two months.
30+GameOvers said:
He just needs to get to first base with her and then once the strap-on is fastened
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"Pegging is gay though, real men get plowed by tranny cock" -Coby Goldstein
Madison Grant said:
Sven Update: While he was annoyed with being called a "gay anchor", he was more annoyed that Sven didn't put bros before hoes and defend the Futa Man's honor to the foid.
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Why didn't you defend me Sven! My porn addiction is based af! I'm hoping more guests he brings on leads to more pushback on this. He feels so strong defending his gay urges to "words on a screen" but when a speaking person actually calls him out on his faggotry he crumples like a paper man.
 
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I.B. Niggin said:
Ouch lmao. Imagine being such a loser that this loser shut-in thinks that even you suck.

Having a woman will fix nothing for Synth. He wouldn't even know what to do with an actual woman.
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He would want her to be his mom and Atlas-style hold up his world, all while refusing to change.

That’s the main reason these guys flake out and can’t exist in the world, to enter a relationship with anyone, friendship, romantic, etc, you will be changed, not even consciously or in some great way, but you will be changed by the experience. If you are incapable of change, then you are incapable of holding relationships.

It’s not even a case of, “I gotta change myself for a girl,” it’s more an openness to the world if that makes sense.
 
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I.B. Niggin said:
He wouldn't even know what to do with an actual woman.
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Of course he would! He would pull down his pants and assume the defensive hedgehog position. You know, and wait for the woman to penetrate him, that's what they do, right? All that japanese futa porn can't be wrong!
Humble Architect said:
That’s the main reason these guys flake out and can’t exist in the world, to enter a relationship with anyone, friendship, romantic, etc, you will be changed, not even consciously or in some great way, but you will be changed by the experience. If you are incapable of change, then you are incapable of holding relationships.
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You know, his father coming onto the stream the other day made me think of this ancient comic
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I thought an absolute beta male character like Shinji Ikari was a bit on the nose. Anno either used him as a stand-in for his own emotional issues at the time or as an effigy of an average otaku because he hated them, I forget the deep lore. Point is it was hard to imagine someone like that actually existing in the real world.

Enter Coby Zachary Naughton to prove us all wrong. Even then, Coby is twice Shinji's age so he's twice as pathetic to still be acting like this. I assume this man actually watches anime and not just Dragonball Z like a South American tourist, so he should reflect upon this tangent as well.
BTW, bonus points for their mommy issues, also spot on for Coby.
 
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