Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

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30+GameOvers said:
Boy thinks he needs to get laid, but what he really needs is a fucking therapy. I'm with his mother on this one, he uses his parasocial chat(and the farms) as a proxy to vent out his problems, but nobody cares. It's clear he's still emotionally a child and doesn't know how to deal with this situation, telling why he's still living with his mother.
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about right yeah, getting pussy won't fix being a bitch.
 
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Xev said:
Why doesn't this faggot just find one of those troons who kept his dick but also got a stinkditch installed? Seems like his perfect 'woman' and the closest thing to a real life futanari.
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He's going to find his one true love, "Suzie" aka SphereHunter, one day. His fans are coping about it big time, but truth is this is Coby's "perfect woman".
I dunno, I think SphereHunter won't mind actually penetrating someone for once. He still has PTSD from getting his ass filled by Anthony Cumia, so Synth is his perfect "husband" as well. Two perfect mates at the opposite side of the internet culture war, just ready to be united. It's the modern day Romeo and Juliet story waiting to happen.
They both have shitty taste in games too, so that's even better.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
He's going to find his one true love, "Suzie" aka SphereHunter,
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The parallels line up perfectly for this to happen. Coby said that in an alternate timeline his YT career would've been "just another RE channel. If only Puar is Sexy made the video montage on him and Suzy instead of the fat whore.
30+GameOvers said:
Of course he would! He would pull down his pants and assume the defensive hedgehog position. You know, and wait for the woman to penetrate him, that's what they do, right? All that japanese futa porn can't be wrong!

You know, his father coming onto the stream the other day made me think of this ancient comic
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I thought an absolute beta male character like Shinji Ikari was a bit on the nose. Anno either used him as a stand-in for his own emotional issues at the time or as an effigy of an average otaku because he hated them, I forget the deep lore. Point is it was hard to imagine someone like that actually existing in the real world.

Enter Coby Zachary Naughton to prove us all wrong. Even then, Coby is twice Shinji's age so he's twice as pathetic to still be acting like this. I assume this man actually watches anime and not just Dragonball Z like a South American tourist, so he should reflect upon this tangent as well.
BTW, bonus points for their mommy issues, also spot on for Coby.
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The irony is that Synth had said multiple times he hates Shinji for being a "beta male cuck". Self projecting like a mf.
 
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RYANSMOOGMA said:
The irony is that Synth had said multiple times he hates Shinji for being a "beta male cuck". Self projecting like a mf.
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Oh I'm sure he does buddy, just like he hates Husky and everyone else who called him a simp or tried giving him constructive advice. He knows the only kind of main character he's fit to be is the one who ends up with cum on his hands if he's left alone with a comatose woman for a few minutes.
 
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Madison Grant said:
Follow up: Synth theorizes & denies that his neighbor thinks he looks like a diddler.
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Is this really all his streams are now? Shit like a-logging his neighbor, who actually did something in his life if he's a fucking vet? Let him think whatever he wants, he's probably right.
I would love to see Coby do even one push up, how much crying and coping do you think would happen before he even spite-attempted one?
 
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synth is a fascinating creature funny enough I see parts of my past self in him (minus the futa lust) the kirsche situation shows he's hasn't *given up* on women he definitely has feelings for her he just wont admit it the second thing being he needs keep contact with kirsche to a professional relationship only. lastly you need to stop wallering in the mud of your pit and try to build yourself up i would recommend going to the gym and eatin clen as a starting point
>B-But most girls dont care about muscle
you dont do it for women retard you do it because it makes you feel better I would also advice he looks into developing some skill/hobby outside of virtual life
>But its all pointless waaaaaaa
I've said if you truly think it's all pointless you should kill yourself, I'm not excusing how fucked some guys my age were raised and alot of them have good reason to be pissed and bitter we were fed lies and bullshit and gaslit into massive social traps, but you don't get time back you can only move forward its not gonna be overnight and some days are gonna be tougher than others but it's better than where hes going because either you kill yourself or you become ian johma when you don't assert control over your own life
TL;DR synth needs to stop being a blackpilled embittered retard and he'd probably stop his spiral into lolcowdom
 
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Hypercop said:
Him threatening to blackmail Kirsche is pretty crazy and I'm surprise everyone overlooked it. Yeah ghosting is bad but everyone who makes a big deal about it tends to be mentally ill
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He wasn't threatening to blackmail her. He's constantly paranoid and always assumes even basic miscommunication is a sign of malicious intent. His point was that he had receipts in case she back stabbed him. Autistic, I know.
 
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WaveCruising said:
He wasn't threatening to blackmail her. He's constantly paranoid and always assumes even basic miscommunication is a sign of malicious intent. His point was that he had receipts in case she back stabbed him. Autistic, I know.
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If his "receipts" are anything like the Null email I hope he releases them. He won't though as he wanes to any sort of conflict.
 
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