Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

This faggot hate for sh2 remake was really weird. Game was the tits

Yeah, that review was insane.
For me, it's mostly these people's meltdown over the Angela redesign and them needing every video game character to look like a sexy anime bimbo.
God forbid that Angela could look frumpy and fucked up. It fits perfectly with the character and the abuse.
I want a lot more video game characters to look grounded and real (that includes ugly) instead of Hollywood super models.

 

[star slaw]

Yeah, that review was insane.
For me, it's mostly these people's meltdown over the Angela redesign and them needing every video game character to look like a sexy anime bimbo.
God forbid that Angela could look frumpy and fucked up. It fits perfectly with the character and the abuse.
I want a lot more video game characters to look grounded and real (that includes ugly) instead of Hollywood super models.

Did we play the same fucking game because the original Angela looks more frumpy, fucked up and awkward (Aussie VA).

In the original her turtleneck is stretched and loosened indicating signs of abuse or her tugging at it. The remake has it too clean.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

This nigger refused to make a video on Expedition 33

My boy syntnh Is legit too retarded for the 2025 goty

 

[insensitive]

no I will not listen to that 11 hour autistic podcast shitting on Synth just because they got few points rights.

hehe hahahahahaha

To be fair to synth the story is boring most of the time and down right marvel movie tier at worst.

well there were certain parts that he thinks should have been in the game
Did you include this bit @Husky or did you skip over it for the GOW highlight you did?

Spoiler

You cock sucking degenerate, go glaze your pet retard in another thread

 

[00R-Gundam]

One of my gripes with Synth is that because of his zoomer attention span, he has avoided playing/reviewing games, that would clearly benefit his channel.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

i might be in the minority here, but i don't think the issue is really his takes in his normal videos, those are fairly agreeable for the most part if not kind of basic. the main problem is his streams and the fact that he's a low impulse control degenerate who comes off as a retard when doing anything other than dunking on woke shit.

 

[Husky]

well there were certain parts that he thinks should have been in the game
Did you include this bit @Husky or did you skip over it for the GOW highlight you did?

It's only stream highlight. like a let's play edit.

Ohh, that. Synth did made a joke about Niggerboda should just peg Atreus because he is a faggot soyboy son. Lmao, now looking back it's all clear now. Yes, Coby want a nigger gf; and yes he want his gf to peg him in the asshole. Synth is totally straight you guys, he isn't gay for liking a female penis lol.

I highlighted every notable moments in his gow streams. The nigger gf for Atreus we all thought it was a joke back then. But knowing every things now it wasn't a joke.

 

[insensitive]

and the fact that he's a low impulse control degenerate who comes off as a retard when doing anything other than dunking on woke shit.

The funny part is that he fumbles on the second part too. I've been going back through some of that stream I linked and he doesn't even properly use "Mary Sue" when describing one of the characters. I'm pretty sure hes just retarded, going after woke shit is the easiest thing on the planet and you could probably train chimps to do a better job than Coby.

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

Yeah, that review was insane.
For me, it's mostly these people's meltdown over the Angela redesign and them needing every video game character to look like a sexy anime bimbo.
God forbid that Angela could look frumpy and fucked up. It fits perfectly with the character and the abuse.
I want a lot more video game characters to look grounded and real (that includes ugly) instead of Hollywood super models.

It sucked complete ass

 

[Croak & Caw]

i might be in the minority here, but i don't think the issue is really his takes in his normal videos, those are fairly agreeable for the most part if not kind of basic. the main problem is his streams and the fact that he's a low impulse control degenerate who comes off as a retard when doing anything other than dunking on woke shit.

Nope, I agree that the biggest problem with the current OP is aiming at his video game opinions. It will be a point of contention and divert discussion away from Synth's retardation. If you wanna talk about his reviews focus on him having little attention span and him being unable to do them on time, him crying about "having to play modern slop" to keep the channel alive, etc.

 

[Bondrewddidnothingwrong]

Ahh, I remember when around a year ago or so I called synth a full on lolcow on the appreciation thread for saying that the biggest haters of loli are "pedophiles themselves". Of course I got called autistic for that there lol. Oh how times have changed...

 

[Estate]

Let's tell a story, in picture book format, of an autistic paypig named @Ricardo Cumsox who missed deepthroating his homosexual internet lover, Synthetic Man, so much, that he had an epic crash out in the Synthetic Man - Throat Jockey edition.
The tranny jannies swept up the funny, because being a useless nigger is what tranny jannies do, but luckily, I had it cached on my phone, since I was reading that thread while taking a shit.
Enjoy!

 

[Husky]

Let's tell a story, in picture book format, of an autistic paypig named @Ricardo Cumsox who missed deepthroating his homosexual internet lover, Synthetic Man, that he had an epic crash out in the Synthetic Man - Throat Jockey edition.
The tranny jannies swept up the funny, because being a useless nigger is what tranny jannies do, but luckily, I had it cached on my phone, since I was reading that thread while taking a shit.
Enjoy!
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he is a gay whale (possibly a fed) who loves to donate gay pears emojis to Coby Goldstein. Also he hate Vtuber, earning him the boss nigger title.

 

[malachite]

Did the ZOG hook-nosed IDF kike agents set up Synthetic Man?

 

[Tablet County]

Let's tell a story, in picture book format, of an autistic paypig named @Ricardo Cumsox who missed deepthroating his homosexual internet lover, Synthetic Man, so much, that he had an epic crash out in the Synthetic Man - Throat Jockey edition.
The tranny jannies swept up the funny, because being a useless nigger is what tranny jannies do, but luckily, I had it cached on my phone, since I was reading that thread while taking a shit.
Enjoy!
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Alcohol—not even once.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Alcohol—not even once.

Last time I drank I puked in my hallway. That was less embarrassing.

 

[Wünderkind]

Let's tell a story, in picture book format, of an autistic paypig named @Ricardo Cumsox who missed deepthroating his homosexual internet lover, Synthetic Man, so much, that he had an epic crash out in the Synthetic Man - Throat Jockey edition.
The tranny jannies swept up the funny, because being a useless nigger is what tranny jannies do, but luckily, I had it cached on my phone, since I was reading that thread while taking a shit.
Enjoy!
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this clown also thought anyone making fun of his gay lover was an epic tourist, nah bub, some of us on-off watched him for a few months or even a year and just became aware he's a moron

 

[Sooty Soot]

India also anti synthitic Sir

 

[Xev]

Did we play the same fucking game because the original Angela looks more frumpy, fucked up and awkward (Aussie VA).
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In the original her turtleneck is stretched and loosened indicating signs of abuse or her tugging at it. The remake has it too clean.
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She looked a bit troonish in the original so it makes sense that a closet homo would prefer that character design.

 

[Sneed 'N Things]

Watching some clips of him malding and banning his fans gave me such DSP vibes. Like a degenerate DSP this guy is. At least DSP doesn't jerk it to fucking tranime. Holy shit.