Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

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Many people have tats these days. You should isolate yourself in a dark basement for the rest of your life.
It will be real awkward 20-30 years from now having to explain to your grand-children why half your body is covered in ink. If they even get the chance to breed that is.

Synthetic Man admits he's losing passion for video games

That's not shocking at all. You could blame it on gaming becoming worse in general, but i think its more with him playing games that doesn't interest him personally. Keep playing games he hate, plans making videos on but gives up because of burnout.
 
Question for the faggots that watch Synth:
Would you have preferred the long-form Cyberpunk 2077 review over the 4 hour KCD2 review?

The KCD2 review was the beginning of the end for Synth. It seems like ever since it dropped and the high of the KCD2 drama withered away, Coby has been on a noticeable downfall; not that his content or output was getting better or anything. Now I hear he is even losing interest in his channel.

I haven't watched it myself, but from what I hear it's just a glorified plot synopsis and clobbered together stream clips with his commentary. You could argue it's important for documenting the woke shit, but by the time he bothered to complete it everyone was already well aware of it, especially his audience. He would have been better off just making a normal length review.

Conceptually, a Cyperpunk 2077 review from him sounds more interesting. People defend that game and claim it isn't woke all the time and it's also way more popular than KCD will ever be. I guess he's more interested in streaming loli slop and breakers.
A lot of the better parts of his KCD2 video are straight up stolen from Kane's Games. He even stole the title from Kane's review.
 
Synthetic Man admits he's losing passion for video games

Not sure if enough people here saw this at the end of his latest video; Coby has wage-quit on the TLOU tv show review and Tainted Grail review because his passion for video games is dwindling rapidly, dealing with burnout, will keep streaming more because that's no effort but he does still want to make videos because its "not about the grift, its about passion".

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He can literally try playing good games and it'll all be fine. It's only a problem because he wants to keep up the grift, and because he secretly wants to keep playing the "slop" he despises so much. Pathetic really.
 
Synthetic Man admits he's losing passion for video games

Not sure if enough people here saw this at the end of his latest video; Coby has wage-quit on the TLOU tv show review and Tainted Grail review because his passion for video games is dwindling rapidly, dealing with burnout, will keep streaming more because that's no effort but he does still want to make videos because its "not about the grift, its about passion".
You know if the dude is really preaching about how "old games being better", maybe he could play and review OLD GAMES, and realize both old and modern games have flaws.
 
Synthetic Man admits he's losing passion for video games

Not sure if enough people here saw this at the end of his latest video; Coby has wage-quit on the TLOU tv show review and Tainted Grail review because his passion for video games is dwindling rapidly, dealing with burnout, will keep streaming more because that's no effort but he does still want to make videos because its "not about the grift, its about passion".

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Time to pick up programming synthy boy.
 
His latest video doesnt seem to be in here yet
At the end he straight up admits he's losing interest in the channel, this thread might not be active for much longer
kek, what a pussy. Not so tough now that you got dedicated alogs, now are you Coby? You can try(and fail) to dish it out but you sure can't take it!
Would you have preferred the long-form Cyberpunk 2077 review over the 4 hour KCD2 review?
No, Synthsphere was one of the few communities covering how much of a disaster KCD2 was while most people either ignored it or glazed it(some still think the game was "hated by the journalists" like the first, lmfao)
Cyberpunk, on the other hand, was a TORtanic and everybody beat that horse to death. Coby would have nothing interesting to say about it that nobody else has said.
how often does he try to pick boring and nonsense holes in good-looking stuff like the IOI bond game by saying "it won't appeal to zoomers," WHO FUCKING CARES as long as it's well made and fun,
Translation: Not fun for him(because it isn't Breakers) so he will have to find an excuse not to review it when the time comes.
Did his favorite futa artist commit suicide or why was he in such a bad mood?
Weren't you paying attention? Mama Kirsche isn't picking up the phone, the west has fallen.
What's his plan B if he stops becoming a Youtuber?
Probably McDonalds, doubtful mommy wants a 30 year old bum living in her home without at least paying part of the rent, so he will have to make money somehow.
 
Looks like a game Synth would enjoy greatly
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You know if the dude is really preaching about how "old games being better", maybe he could play and review OLD GAMES, and realize both old and modern games have flaws.
He even admits that playing an older game that he should enjoy like Ninja Gaiden isn't reigniting his passion for video games, so who knows what he could do for the channel.
 
Guys im telling you, he will only find enjoyment in his gooner games.
Probably unironically. He already has an out with "30% of my fans are pedophile degenerate gooners!" so he could excuse his shift in content that way
Of course, that would just make us laugh at him more and he can't take even light ribbing, so doubtful he will ever go down this path.
 
It will be real awkward 20-30 years from now having to explain to your grand-children why half your body is covered in ink. If they even get the chance to breed that is.
Larping as your baby boomer grandparents wont give you the life they had.
Are you really admitting that you would find it harder than a child would to understand “yeah i liked this plant or whatever so i got someone to draw it on me”?

Believe it or not, women (even ones with tattoos) can hold jobs, even in gaming, which is known for especially puritan work culture.
 
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At the end he straight up admits he's losing interest in the channel
but how often does he try to pick boring and nonsense holes in good-looking stuff like the IOI bond game by saying "it won't appeal to zoomers,"
You could blame it on gaming becoming worse in general, but i think its more with him playing games that doesn't interest him personally.
He can literally try playing good games and it'll all be fine.
Geez, maybe being all gloom and doom every single fucking day is not good for your enjoyment of a hobby?!
Synth first started to lose a lot of legitimacy in my eyes when I found out that he only truly likes retro-style third-person 3D platformers and action games. All the "GAMING IS DYING!" alarmism and bitching falls flat when you realize he's talking about his hyper-specific millennial tastes. Being that autistic and niche I think disqualifies you from making grand statements about an entire industry.

There's nothing wrong with having preferences, it's fine! The problem comes, and it's incredibly infuriating, when it's paired with an ADHD total lack of self-awareness. He says in the video "no one's making games for people like me anymore", but it doesn't seem like he's actually internalized what that means or what then required from him. If your tastes are niche, you have to put in effort to find the things you like. The market for 3D platformers is small: it's ridiculous to expect them to have space at the largest showcases in the industry. Behavior like only caring about the AAA-budget games is what contributes to the problem (ironic, for someone who always talks about "gameplay first" at the beginning of his reviews, he sure wrote off a ton of games during this year's not!E3 due to their graphics or artstyle).

RTS is a dead genre, but its fans don't cry "GAMING IS DYING!" when 30% of the games announced at the Summer Games Fest aren't competitive RTS's. Money flows to where the money is, and no amount of bitching can change that. For better or for worse, the reason why there are so many roguelikes, deckbuilders, cozygames, and soulslikes is because those genres SELL. Criticize that all you like (and you should!) but it's just silly if the critic doesn't have at least a little breadth of taste. Imagine a horror movie critic reviewing Marvel and Disney, and calling them slop, but his reasoning isn't based on engaging with the movies themselves/evaluating if they achieved their intentions, but just saying that they're "not scary enough". That's what Coby is, and why his critiques can only ever be on the surface level. (He reminds me a ton of the Electric Underground, another reviewer I hate. Electric Underground has the same sort of "I hate modern games because they're not the specific genre I like", but for arcade shoot-em-ups, lol.)

Steampeek is an incredible resource for finding games that fit your niche interests. Any criticisms that "they don't make the games I like anymore" by someone who hasn't tried it out are illegitimate. 10 second search for "Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom" and it returns 30+ babygames perfect for a manchild like Coby. Problem is that putting in the bare minimum of effort to find your fun is antithetical to someone like him, who wants to just be catered to by the largest AAA studios.

Another 10s search on SteamDB returns 105 3D platformers with over 80% positive rating released in 2024 alone. It's as simple as just filtering for the genres you want, which I guess must be too humiliating/difficult to someone who only browses the homepage. The Next Fest is going on right now (that's the event where he discovered Yellow Taxi!), but instead of trying out the dozens of 3D platformer demos he's playing MINDSEYE. It's pathological how much he wants to be miserable and upset all the time.

Point is, good games of every single genre are being made. Supply/demand might be too simplistic for other sectors of the economy, but for entertainment it's practically a law of nature. Getting worked up over the fact that 3D platformers or RTS or shmups aren't mainstream anymore is a guaranteed way to be angry and miserable your entire life, because it's essentially getting angry that everyone else doesn't want to buy the same things as you. Right now there are enough good 3D platformers being made where it's impossible for you to play every single one that comes out. I just don't understand the frustration people feel about genres like this.
 
RTS is a dead genre,
It really isn't, plenty of good RTS games are coming out it's just that they aren't usually mainstream so most casual players will never hear of them. That's the point, Coby is a filthy casual who won't do any research to look for games(that aren't porn) other than looking thru /v/'s catalog once in a while.
Right now there are enough good 3D platformers being made where it's impossible for you to play every single one that comes out. I just don't understand the frustration people feel about genres like this.
There is way too many games of every genre to ever enjoy in your lifetime, and that doesn't include stuff like fangames, mods or randomizers either. Coby is just a casual scrub who knows nothing about gaming and only gets by because his fanbase knows even less than him. Even if games stopped being made today, there is still over 30 years worth of surplus, more than enough for anyone no matter their tastes. Coby needs to admit he likes mainstream slop, he just wants less women and niggers in them(ironically enough the same argument you heard from KCD2 ballwashers "I don't mind XYZ, I just don't want it to be AS OBVIOUS! One X or a few Y is enough for me!").
 
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