cohost - A less-toxic Twitter alternative?

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AMHOLIO said:
I understand, there's some really ugly women out there, but the rule of thumb is that if her lips are wider than her face and her brow slopes down, that's a motherfucking troon son. He's got that innsmouth look, not helped by his really angular jaw and chin.
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Shame this dingdong thinks he is a lesbian…those are some grade A cock-sucking lips.
 
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Sprate Header said:
Would recommend including more images, like of the selected lolcalves' pages and of various cases of poor page-design choices. Could also mention Nire Bryce, an old Rat Kinger and pedophile associate that was rediscovered via his comments under LFJ's posts.

I've on-and-off had the same issue with formatting text too, btw - also seems to affect resizing images. I'd recommend just posting about it in Technical Grievances.
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Thanks for the suggestions. I'm iffy on adding more images only because they don't seem to mix well with lists. I'll try and incorporate stuff about the staff into the OP at a later time.
 
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Protip: Cohost has an annoying fucking thing where they hide long posts under a "Read more" which results in archive.ph not capturing all text of the post. Use Ghostarchive for these posts like I did in my post about trannies fleeing to Cohost. (Edit: Also works for posts hidden behind 18+ warnings) Speaking of which, feel free to steal everything from my post including these screencaps of people defending lolicon/shotacon:

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Owner of a Lonely Hole said:
For one of the most “scientifically proven” transphobic people on this shitland hellsite, I am a little disheartened that you couldn’t tell this is an uber dysgenic weinerboy with an Adam’s apple that deserves its own zip code.
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Skimmed over the image for the text and completely missed it. Horrible, I'll never live this down among the Kiwi Farms Cult nor be able to escape the cult. I actually started to get suspicious when reading his writing and stuff but shook it off instead of looking at his pictures. Now that I know, I actually listened to the start of that Marxist podcast and it's totally unmistakable. The "they/them" Maddie is an obvious girl and the "she/her" Jess is just a gay dude. Also, he claims to have "chronic illness" but doesn't ever say what it is.

Enjoy some of his gibberish from that where he explains that his "disability" led him to communism:
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REEEEEEEEING about fatphobia and doctors telling fat people to lose weight:
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Explaining why being a faggot and language policing online is actually SUPER IMPORTANT to the revolution:
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"So I can't, can't really speak to the history of the USSR particularly, well, I don't know enough."
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Yes, there will be less medical care for disabled people after the revolution but it's okay, you're dying for a good cause which is the eventual utopia, "it actually comes back up in this idea that violent revolution is inherently ableist":
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AirdropShitposts said:
Enjoy some of his gibberish from that where he explains that his "disability" led him to communism:
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The real question I have is "what is HIS disability?" I mean it, is it an "invisible" physical one or a mental one (well, I already know that)?

His idea of disability is so huge that it encompasses way too many things. Jim cannot crochet because he never practiced. Jim is crochet disabled. It never snows in Jamaica. Therefore Jamaicans are winter disabled if they encounter cold weather (that wasn't bobsledding obviously).

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So I can't, can't really speak to the history of the USSR particularly, well, I don't know enough."
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Turn in your communist card. Don't come back until you can explain the rise and fall. Fuck off.

I really appreciate the failure of describing his revolution and how in the end he'll end up killing like half his comrades FOR GREAT JUSTICE. Genuinely the old meme of "Step 2: ???? Step 3: Profit". Thank god his audience is actual diehard trans commies or they would call him a dipshit and kick him to the curb. Man, I miss "YOU DON'T WORK YOU DON'T EAT" commies.
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I'll never live this down among the Kiwi Farms Cult nor be able to escape the cult.
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Don't worry, all you need to do is participate in the mods's funtime parties (rape orgies) and you can be back at your previous cool guy status. It's an easy mistake to make when scrolling by for quick insanity!
Dysnomia said:
Those are both hipster addresses. Peak woke gentrification areas. Kind of hypocritical for someone declaring they live on occupied land. How many POCs had to move because she and her friends drove real estate up?
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The ends justify the means, comrade! Them moving there means they gain connection to the rich cis white overlords who control us, letting them tear this system apart from the inside out!

...no, I'm not hanging with the rich people because I'm rich and they give me cool stuff, I'm slowly gaining more land for the revolution!
 
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Baraadmirer said:
Update: Added some 18+ content to the OP with a warning about archiving with archive.md (haven't tried Ghostarchive): it's hidden by default when creating a capture, so please provide screenshots.
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Ghostarchive works for capturing content behind 18+ warnings too.
 
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I was thinking of creating a "Staff" header, but aside from Jess' interesting takes, the other two are either just regurgitating woke talking points or bemoaning their success with tens of thousands of prospective users registering. Anyone have any juicy tidbits on @vogon or @jkap?
 
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Baraadmirer said:
I was thinking of creating a "Staff" header, but aside from Jess' interesting takes, the other two are either just regurgitating woke talking points or bemoaning their success with tens of thousands of prospective users registering. Anyone have any juicy tidbits on @vogon or @jkap?
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I wouldn't be surprised if nothing comes from them for a while, or ever. If they have moderators with public accounts, I'd look into them: mods for hire can be better than mods for free, but both can be toxic degenerates, especially on a site like this.
 
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