#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

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EDIT2: Jesus dude, the 'Shot's fired' thing was just a metaphor

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Because that's a normal thing to keep within short reach of the comic-drawing table. Maybe there's something to that meth lab rumor after all?
Lol we went AFK for a minute and came back with the gun. If he really whipped it up out of nowhere then that would have been a bit too concerning regarding the drugs being cooked up in the Malin household.
 
Doug's selling the latest fad like Beany Babies, Cabbage Patch Kids or Tickle me Pedo back in the day.
I can hold all three of those things in my hand. How the hell do you hold an NFT in your hand?

Sure, he's selling a fad. But this fad is the dumbest one I've seen yet. I'm gonna laugh at Doug and anybody else who does this. Even if they make bank fleecing idiots. That just means I can laugh harder at the idiots.
 
I can hold all three of those things in my hand. How the hell do you hold an NFT in your hand?

Sure, he's selling a fad. But this fad is the dumbest one I've seen yet. I'm gonna laugh at Doug and anybody else who does this. Even if they make bank fleecing idiots. That just means I can laugh harder at the idiots.

why would you laugh at the people selling NFTs? Laugh at the dummies who are buying them. Even Smiller is making decent money off of this shit Selling them for 300 a pop.
 
How much do you want for it???

Whatever 2 ETH was back the first week of April when I created it? Almost $6,800 in today's imaginary crypto money? I could probably lower it if I could find the login, I honestly haven't even looked at it since.


That was an experiment. I had little idea what NFT's even were then, before I learned that NFT's had nothing to do with physical objects. I guess in my mind they were a way to authenticate phyisical objects and I intended to sell that real physical object to anyone dumb enough to buy it? All I remember is that JPG on the blockchain cost me a couple hundred real dollars just to create.

That was the very first Cecil sketch by the way, before he drew and sold several more on the CG art auctions.
 
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Whatever 2 ETH was back the first week of April when I created it? Almost $6,800 in today's imaginary crypto money? I could probably lower it if I could find the login, I honestly haven't even looked at it since.
I was joking. I don't want an NFT at all let alone a CG NFT.

If you can cash in on it with some dumb sperg than do it and quit complaining about it. Good luck to you.
 
why would you laugh at the people selling NFTs?
Because this is COMICSGate. They should be working on and selling comics. A point made all the more evident by the fact a lot of kuckleheads in CG are way behind on their fulfillment schedules.

Jesus Christ, I can't be the only person who thinks all the side-grift these people engage in is surreal. It's like they spent more time on everything EXCEPT the product that is in the name of the fucking retarded movement. How are they gonna save comics and the white race with NFTs? 🤣

Laugh at the dummies who are buying them.
I am. Even harder. Don't worry.
 
Because this is COMICSGate. They should be working on and selling comics. A point made all the more evident by the fact a lot of kuckleheads in CG are way behind on their fulfillment schedules.
That would make sense if Doug was one of those people way behind schedule but Doug prides himself on getting the work he promises done when promised.

If people want to buy arguably worthless NFT's from their favorite creators those creators would be fools not to cash in. Bitching about Doug making decision after decision to expand his bank account just comes across as butthurt and envious.

"Doug cracked the YT algorithm and made a truck load of money. Haha what a loser." :cringe:

"Doug cashed in on the latest trend I hate and made a truck load of money. Haha what a moron. :'(He should be making comics because... CG"

"Every time Doug scratches his ass thousands of dollars fall from the sky into his pockets. Haha what a jerk." :cryblood:

Say what you like about Doug associating with garbage people (and Preston and Ro are pure trash) but he delivers quality product on time to very satisfied customers unlike 99.5% of CG and he's nobodies fool.

If you're going to make fun of someone pick a reason other than the fact they're winning, like if Doug's wife left him for the bungee jump attendant, or if he was giving handies behind the Dairy Queen but not for soaking up thousands doing what everyone else wishes they had thought of or wish they could do. That's just sad.
 
I agree with Newman's on this - catering to crypto speculators is little different then catering to comic speculators, and Comicsgate has catered to them plenty.
I suppose I could make some jab about how, just like highgrounding about "not wanting to be a youtuber" before running a QAnon grift channel, Doug's highgrounded in the past about "delivering dollar value over milking paypiggies", and it's hard to imagine anything more "milking a paypiggy" then charging a crypto speculator $1000 for a JPEG of a shitty doodle. For that kind of money you could buy physical original comic art.
But for $300,000 I can't even begrudge him or Smiller or Gary Shipman for making that kind of money. For $300,000 I'd happily eat crow over some dumb rhetoric I made on youtube over some e-slapfight two years ago.

That said, I don't really find "just make NFTs" a very compelling or relevant proposal for blacklisted comic creators or for prospective customers who want to buy comics from blacklisted comic creators, a fertile source of tard drama, or an interesting topic of discussion in general.
 
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Lol we went AFK for a minute and came back with the gun. If he really whipped it up out of nowhere then that would have been a bit too concerning regarding the drugs being cooked up in the Malin household.
Did that fucking retarded tryhard show a gun on stream again? That's directly against YouTube's policy on livestreams and he's had a stream taken down for it in the past.
 
That would make sense if Doug was one of those people way behind schedule but Doug prides himself on getting the work he promises done when promised.
Isn't Malin offerring NFT's though? We established a couple of weeks ago that he HAS been late. Point is, I'm not just talking about Doug.

Say what you like about Doug associating with garbage people (and Preston and Ro are pure trash) but he delivers quality product on time to very satisfied customers unlike 99.5% of CG and he's nobodies fool.
You don't need to lecture me about Doug's work ethic. I have complimented his work ethic, and said on numerous occasions I have fond memories of Earthworm Jim from when I was kid. Use the search function if you don't believe me.

As far as being nobody's fool. Ehhhh... he's REALLY fucking dumb outside of the comic thing, if you ask me. A non fool wouldn't have gotten their shit yeeted for pushing the envelope on the Trump crap. But whatever. I'm not gonna press the point.

Did that fucking retarded tryhard show a gun on stream again? That's directly against YouTube's policy on livestreams and he's had a stream taken down for it in the past.
I read this, and thought, that can't be right...

...but son of a bitch, you're right...

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I'm guessing channels like Forgotten Weapons, Hikok45, and Paull Harrell get around that by having their content pre-recorded and not in "live stream" form.
 
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There are guys who have unironically told me that they find Witten and this chick hot.

I am convinced that these people must be castrated for the good of the human race. They want to stick their dick in stupid and run the risk of creating more stupid. Shame on them.
Unless you are a sock account for YBZ, you would be perfectly aware that condoms exist for that exact reason.
 
Unless you are a sock account for YBZ, you would be perfectly aware that condoms exist for that exact reason.
They have a failure rate the same as anything. With Witten, the CDC has recommended abstinence due the extreme likelihood of both retard babies, and STDs they have yet to discover and catalogue.
 
Anybody know why last nights Frog stream got privated? Ten hours just...poof.
EDIT: Never mind it's back up.
 
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Minus any edited-out gunplay?
One thing's for sure, Malin never fails to distinguish himself as a tryhard moron. Sure Jon, you human ashtray, show us all your gun. Anyone who's unfamiliar with guns will be freaked out and anyone familiar with guns will think you're an idiot for putting that gigantic tube on a shitty 5.56, so you'll impress approximately zero people and risk killing the stream, again, but sure Jon, show us your gun that you definitely train with and isn't just a talisman that sits in your closet all year.
 
That said, I don't really find "just make NFTs" a very compelling or relevant proposal for blacklisted comic creators or for prospective customers who want to buy comics from blacklisted comic creators, a fertile source of tard drama, or an interesting topic of discussion in general.
Believe it or not some people on this thread aren't interested in frequent hyper detailed breakdowns of comparative sales figures and hyper detailed breakdowns of boring live streams by people no one cares about. Don't get me wrong, some people do and they should get what they want but this thread is for both types.

If Testefy wasn't a member here there would be no reason I'd want to hear about his drama with nobodies like Well Read or whoever he's fighting with in the deepest darkest reaches of "who gives a fuck". Despite him being a member here unless something significant happened I don't care to hear about his latest slap fight on a live stream 4 people listened to. There's a difference between breaking down a slap fight between Liam and FROG where epic shit happens and breaking down a slap fight MidnightGift and Testefy's second cousin where literally nothing changes, even for them.

But more power to you because there are people (a surprising number if I'm honest) who do appreciate over detailed accounting breakdowns and boring video transcription services. Have at it. It provides a real service to those who care whether THE COLLOSSALS made 10 percent more than it was trending to make in it's 3rd month. I generally skim or skip that stuff personally.

Different people find different shit interesting. Only an asshole would complain.


I hate to break it to you, but you just described the law of supply and demand.

That's ALL of economics. Unless you're a Socialist.
Reductive but not inaccurate.

Isn't Malin offerring NFT's though? We established a couple of weeks ago that he HAS been late. Point is, I'm not just talking about Doug.
I don't know if Malin is offering NFT's the topic was Doug and that's who you were A-logging. Why would anyone think that you were talking about Malin if you didn't say so. No one can read your mind. No one wants to.

As far as being nobody's fool. Ehhhh... he's REALLY fucking dumb outside of the comic thing, if you ask me. A non fool wouldn't have gotten their shit yeeted for pushing the envelope on the Trump crap. But whatever. I'm not gonna press the point.
Sure he got "shit yeeted for pushing the envelope on the Trump crap" but first he made hundreds of thousands "pushing the envelope on the Trump crap".

That's not dumb. You wish you were that stupid.
 
Cap'n Cummings was the one who brought ComicsGate to my attention, back in the day, but at this point I'd forgotten I was even subscribed to this channel. (His third? Fourth? More?) Feels like a relic from a different age, TBH. Anyhoo, I guess he and Zach are no longer pinky swear buddies. And it took him five minutes to convey this.
 
How does one have the balls to stream for 10h and talk about absolutely nothing, while also not drawing a book that should have come out in October of 2019.... i actually remember, a year and a half ago, saying how the book is probably gonna come out in December of 2021, but looks like i was wrong. Imagine giving money to a guy that cant draw 48 pages in 3 years. I am sure some marvel and dc pros are assholes, but i cant imagine anyone being this lazy. Pathetic.
 
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