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Tahoe is beautiful today. Stay salty.

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Hope you're having a great new year so far, ComicsGate!
Lakes tend to do pretty well against forest fires.
You're more likely to hear about him accidentally slipping his dick into some other random woman and behold, another child support judgement.
"So I was under the impression that men had like a fertility cycle *cough* and could only impregnate women at certain times of the month huhuhuh well, it turns out that that is mostly true but it's WOMEN who have the cycle huhuhuh *cough* so my timing was WAY OFF huhuhuhuh"
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Tahoe is beautiful today. Stay salty.

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Hope you're having a great new year so far, ComicsGate!

Its a worthy sacrifice. Just one good earthquake.

Okay, Nevada can annex Tahoe, Yosemite and Death Valley. After that, burn the rest.

If you don't want to watch the whole of YBZ's latest vid (you're not missing much; he just comments on how DC is apparently making characters gay with the regularity of a trash pick-up service), just watch the first 35 seconds and make an assessment of the hopelessly pants-on-head stupid thing he says.

I think he's joking, but who knows. The stereotypes about Marines might be true after all.

"BuT wHy Is MaKiNg teh GayZ a not good Zach?"

He doesn't have a good answer because that would mean saying something incorrect.

He has a good sense of composition and natural posing, he just can't draw a line if his life depended on it.







The first statement doesn't clash with the other two.

One of my biggest gripes, something can both be marketable and bleh.
 
LLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BOYS AND GIRLS,
IT'S TIME FOR
COMIXXXGUNT

--- FIGHT ---
--- NIGHT ---

Introducing first,
in the RED CORNER!
The reigning, defending,
champion genius of CG,


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and in the BLUE CORNER:

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@Wenger


ROUND ONE
FIGHT!
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DING DING DING!
End of ROUND ONE​
Oooohhh! Wenger is bloodied and battered - but game!
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And let's give it up for our lovely ring girl, Emmell- mell.. Emellimello...lemmelo...

ROUND TWO
FIGHT!
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DING DING DING!
End of ROUND TWO​
Hmmm! Kind of a thin round for Narwhal, is he phoning it in...? Will he kick Wenger's ass all the same?

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Here she is again folks, Emello! Er, I mean Emell... ellemo... Elmo.​

ROUND THREE - FINAL ROUND!
FIGHT!!!
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(Oh damn! Looks like it is all over for Wenger here...)
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Wenger is fucked. It's over.​
But wait... he's getting up...​
What is he doing?​
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OH MY GOD!
WTF IS HAPPENING!!?!?!?!?!?!?
DING DING DING!!!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
FIGHT OF THE FUCKING CENTURY!!!!!!
Even non-smokers need a smoke after that one!​
Meanwhile,
the judges deliberate... and...
THE FINAL SCORES ARE IN!​
STORY:
Who cares? What's a story?
ART:
It's subjective and they're both just swell!
WINNER:
Everyone! Everybody should get a trophy!
Trophies are nice, so let's just make tons of trophies, give them to everyone!
And money too! Then everyone can be a rich winner.
Oh and crowns too, let's all have crowns!​

 
With this type of subject matter maybe she would feel at home on the J.A.C.K. Show or Flashcast with her sis to talk about farting or faking orgasms? Uh oh.. I don't think so because one of the serious subjects on the show When 2 Cut Family Ties? seems to have upset Emmily.
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Oh dear. Well since you won't be seeing Anna and Emmily together anytime soon, or the TSWG 2022 calendar either, I bring you...
What's with the weird Chicana accent the hot sister is affecting? Is she one of those bitches who over annunciate Spanish words (I bet she doesn't even do Portuguese lol) and lectures Mexicans on why they should be calling themselves Lantinx even though she's spent her entire life affluent in the USA and grew up surrounded only by WASPs?
 
What's with the weird Chicana accent the hot sister is affecting? Is she one of those bitches who over annunciate Spanish words (I bet she doesn't even do Portuguese lol) and lectures Mexicans on why they should be calling themselves Lantinx even though she's spent her entire life affluent in the USA and grew up surrounded only by WASPs?
Battle of the tards! Sonichu Boogaloo. Self insert TUG comics, shitty ass autism art and writers that go to the unite the right rally to buy comics. The people who pay for this shit are essentially buying their ticket to meet van sciver behind the pizza place.

I'm glad the hot sister didn't commit suicide cause God damn!
 
What's with the weird Chicana accent the hot sister is affecting? Is she one of those bitches who over annunciate Spanish words (I bet she doesn't even do Portuguese lol) and lectures Mexicans on why they should be calling themselves Lantinx even though she's spent her entire life affluent in the USA and grew up surrounded only by WASPs?
She sounds like a white girl who hangs out with black guys or at least guys who act like they're black guys.

I'm glad the hot sister didn't commit suicide cause God damn!
No shit. If you're going to resort to jerking it to ass shots of one of the Mello sisters, Anna ain't it.
 
LLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BOYS AND GIRLS,
IT'S TIME FOR
COMIXXXGUNT

--- FIGHT ---
--- NIGHT ---

Introducing first,
in the RED CORNER!
The reigning, defending,
champion genius of CG,


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and in the BLUE CORNER:

Potato.png

@Wenger


ROUND ONE
FIGHT!
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DING DING DING!


End of ROUND ONE

Oooohhh! Wenger is bloodied and battered - but game!



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And let's give it up for our lovely ring girl, Emmell- mell.. Emellimello...lemmelo...




ROUND TWO

FIGHT!

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DING DING DING!

End of ROUND TWO


Hmmm! Kind of a thin round for Narwhal, is he phoning it in...? Will he kick Wenger's ass all the same?



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Here she is again folks, Emello! Er, I mean Emell... ellemo... Elmo.



ROUND THREE - FINAL ROUND!

FIGHT!!!

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(Oh damn! Looks like it is all over for Wenger here...)



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Wenger is fucked. It's over.

But wait... he's getting up...

What is he doing?

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OH MY GOD!

WTF IS HAPPENING!!?!?!?!?!?!?

DING DING DING!!!




HOLY SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

FIGHT OF THE FUCKING CENTURY!!!!!!

Even non-smokers need a smoke after that one!




Meanwhile,

the judges deliberate... and...

THE FINAL SCORES ARE IN!



STORY:


Who cares? What's a story?



ART:

It's subjective and they're both just swell!



WINNER:

Everyone! Everybody should get a trophy!


Trophies are nice, so let's just make tons of trophies, give them to everyone!

And money too! Then everyone can be a rich winner.

Oh and crowns too, let's all have crowns!


What bothers me most about 499 is that it made as much as Knifehand: Blindspot, a vastly more competent comic and the only one of Zack's crowdfunded ventures I would ever consider buying.

Zack likes to throw the word "defamation" around a lot. In a video he published yesterday (or the day before), he claimed another publisher was defaming him for claiming that crowdsourced projects are often late. I guess he forgot about the dozens upon dozens of videos he made criticizing other authors for being late and all the amazing business acumen he developed after watching The Founder in which he described his job as being akin to a "hot dog vendor."

But maybe The Founder Zack was wrong. Maybe timeliness doesn't matter. Maybe quality doesn't matter. Gold, diamonds or shit, it all makes the same on indiegogo. Why hire a real artist and Chuck Dixon to make a comic when you can have an internet autist and Brooke McEldowney's retarded brother scrawl out worthless shit and make the same amount of money?
 
Poor Randall. Must not be easy being the champion of late, unfulfilled, terrible books & Ethan's pet retard.
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Let us never forget the only reason this worthless lump of human cancer is even in this sphere is for the dopamine hits he gets from ass pats from his E-celeb man-crush.
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I guess if you're going to have someone be the champion of late, unfulfilled, terrible books, have it be the guy who doesn't know shit about comics or care about them..

What a bunch of fucking faggots...
 
Poor Randall. Must not be easy being the champion of late, unfulfilled, terrible books & Ethan's pet retard.
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Let us never forget the only reason this worthless lump of human cancer is even in this sphere is for the dopamine hits he gets from ass pats from his E-celeb man-crush.
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I guess if you're going to have someone be the champion of late, unfulfilled, terrible books, have it be the guy who doesn't know shit about comics or care about them..

What a bunch of fucking faggots...

I'm not sure @FROG wants that pet, its just he puts it out by the road side and no one will take it.

I'm still trying to figure out this stupid slap fight. Testify hates @VIkkiVerse because she was TeamStu in the Etsy breakup. Vikki/Dean hate Testify because he immediately pulled a 180; posting Vikki's private info in order to help Peggy Poulter's Lolsuit?

Then, there's Sulking Jon Del Roz. Jon is besties with Testify; let him run around calling her Victoria Kubert or whatever her real name was when she was engaged on Youtube including on Jon's awful snore streams. For some reason they didn't do this to Dean? Sexism. Anyway so Vikki got mad, decided she wasn't going to promote Jon's stuff and buy his comics. Jon then pretended nothing was going on for awhile. If you go back, I brought this up and he insisted there wasn't any problem. Then, after Dean and Vikki made clear that Jon was kicked, he's gone on a tantrum.
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Oh no. It looks like Victoria has gone full anti-CG agane. Vikki, just apologize and come have fun it's not going to go well for you.

I hear she might make an appearance on this stream tonight:
Jon's had a hard on for Vikki for awhile. You should have seen him try to derail Dark Gift's chat the other day showcasing real little dick energy. His wife probably hasn't been giving him any, that's why he's been acting up.

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It was funny. She's been a complete nutjob about me since making a zillion videos on me saying "Uh, yeah I guess that is weird" on a stream in September. Totally lost her marbles. It's hilarious. Now she's flipping out at Ethan on Twitter. What a Christmas.

As documented above, Jon and Testify have been weirdly obsessed with Vikki, and not Dean. Dean has been far less reserved in calling Jon and his newest boyfriend a couple of faggots.

Of course, Dean and Vikki haven't held any fire back.


The above is a video containing a block of information on TestifyHD; including his dox dropped by WarCampaign. Dean goes through, discussing Testify's personal info. Among it is Testify's old twitter and YouTube, he is 39 years old, has a felony, and raises the question of whether he was actually a law officer as there is an absence of any record of him having served. Whether these are all accurate is irrelevant. The point of the video is clearly a tit for tat.


Dean and Vikki and Jon and Testify have been in a slap fight for months now, started by Testify after his exile for calling someone a pedophile (he's not I guess as zero proof has been given for this accusation).

The bottom line of this is missing though. Vikki, or Victoria, or to those of us here, Boudica, can be spicy. She's also chosen to interact with people online. However, she is also a customer of Jon Del Arroz. This is someone who bought his books. Jon is going around, spreading her private information and dragging her on streams. At the core of Comicsgate, originally, was the idea of professionalism.

Is Jon's behavior professional? I understand his tantrum, Vikki has promoted his work and helped him and now that platform and those customers are gone.


But what really separates Jon from Mark Waid or Al Ewing other than Mark Waid and Al Ewing are talented and successful?
 
I'm not sure @FROG wants that pet, its just he puts it out by the road side and no one will take it.

I'm still trying to figure out this stupid slap fight. Testify hates @VIkkiVerse because she was TeamStu in the Etsy breakup. Vikki/Dean hate Testify because he immediately pulled a 180; posting Vikki's private info in order to help Peggy Poulter's Lolsuit?

Then, there's Sulking Jon Del Roz. Jon is besties with Testify; let him run around calling her Victoria Kubert or whatever her real name was when she was engaged on Youtube including on Jon's awful snore streams. For some reason they didn't do this to Dean? Sexism. Anyway so Vikki got mad, decided she wasn't going to promote Jon's stuff and buy his comics. Jon then pretended nothing was going on for awhile. If you go back, I brought this up and he insisted there wasn't any problem. Then, after Dean and Vikki made clear that Jon was kicked, he's gone on a tantrum.




As documented above, Jon and Testify have been weirdly obsessed with Vikki, and not Dean. Dean has been far less reserved in calling Jon and his newest boyfriend a couple of faggots.

Of course, Dean and Vikki haven't held any fire back.


The above is a video containing a block of information on TestifyHD; including his dox dropped by WarCampaign. Dean goes through, discussing Testify's personal info. Among it is Testify's old twitter and YouTube, he is 39 years old, has a felony, and raises the question of whether he was actually a law officer as there is an absence of any record of him having served. Whether these are all accurate is irrelevant. The point of the video is clearly a tit for tat.


Dean and Vikki and Jon and Testify have been in a slap fight for months now, started by Testify after his exile for calling someone a pedophile (he's not I guess as zero proof has been given for this accusation).

The bottom line of this is missing though. Vikki, or Victoria, or to those of us here, Boudica, can be spicy. She's also chosen to interact with people online. However, she is also a customer of Jon Del Arroz. This is someone who bought his books. Jon is going around, spreading her private information and dragging her on streams. At the core of Comicsgate, originally, was the idea of professionalism.

Is Jon's behavior professional? I understand his tantrum, Vikki has promoted his work and helped him and now that platform and those customers are gone.


But what really separates Jon from Mark Waid or Al Ewing other than Mark Waid and Al Ewing are talented and successful?
What fight are you talking about?

Hi #COMICSGATE !!!

Seems like people are really worked up today for some reason? hmm
 
Then, there's Sulking Jon Del Roz. Jon is besties with Testify; let him run around calling her Victoria Kubert or whatever her real name was when she was engaged on Youtube including on Jon's awful snore streams. For some reason they didn't do this to Dean? Sexism.

Not sure where the "sulking" thing came from. I'm in Tahoe partying and it's been wonderful, only been limited on the internet for the last week or so.

I have been getting a lot of writing done, including a script that's been commissioned by an author who wanted me to adapt his books to comics, and wrapping up the 6th Baron von Monocle novel, The Crystal Conspiracy as I've kept the fans waiting far too long on that series. You can catch up here.

We also finished the 2nd third of my Bande dessinée science-fiction epic, OVERMIND, of which my early readers say is my best work yet. We'll probably be launching that in Mar/Apr depending on how long it takes to fulfill the Desu Vult campaign.

And yes, if you missed the announcement, I am making a parody book of my own book! In the tradition of Stan Lee and Marvel with "Not Brand Echh!" I've made an isekai mangrrrrr parody of my hit book DEUS VULT. This limited offering by stellar artist, The Quaff, will be available along with a second chance campaign for people who missed the original Deus Vult, which most readers are saying is the best fantasy comic of 2021.

You can sign up for Desu Vult + Deus Vult Second Chance here. We'll be going live sometime next week after I'm settled back in.

In regards to Dean, I don't bother him because he's nice to me (at least to my face) and I like him. All I ever ask is don't be a cunt to me and I'm very easy to get along with.

Back to the mountain. Excelsior, ComicsGate!

JDA
 
Wow, Jersey may actually be losing to California...

I see the flames of the Tard Warz continue to spread.


What is the latest in this incredibly gay, retarded slap fight? How has this group of people managed to turn making comic books into the real house houswives of comics gate?

Stay tuned!
I may have lost episodes and Testify is probably the top retard of CG, but what is his saga of retardation to be the most hated person on CG?
 
I may have lost episodes and Testify is probably the top retard of CG, but what is his saga of retardation to be the most hated person on CG?

The history of our favorite little triangle is detailed in Dean's Who is Testify video.


In brief. Testify was a Warcampaigner who was kicked out of Warcampaign for being 'too retarded for WC.' Along with him went a group of "Etsys' that started up a show and splinter group in the CG slum fringe community after all being tainted with the Warcampaign brand at its nadir thus leaving them persona non grata both in WC and among the CG Kangs like EVS, Malin, Cecil, and Anna.

The slums were an interesting group of has beens, anti-CG come CG supportive, and wannabe/neverwases. This thriving shanty town hosted streams such as D&V investigations, Nassar Rabbaddi, JDA, Well Read Reviews, the Oz Show. The Off Off broadway of CG. And this island of abandoned toys was the Trash Compactor Show. These groups cross pollinated, then exploded when Testify accused Etsy and possible homo Stupendus of being a pedophile. He hasn't every really backed this up. This led to the Etsys and their various associates broke into sides between the two.

Vikki and Dean took Stu's side and kicked him from their channel; he did a show where he started offering info on Vikki. As you know and at that time, Preston Poulter was attempting to sue Vikki, Dean, and EVS for calling pedophile comic a pedophile comic. Preston found Dean and EVS, but not Vikki. He's had trouble servicing her. So Testify and now Jon go around spamming her info while Jon makes bed room eyes at Preston.
 
Thanks for the reactions on my first post, it is appreciated since i'm new!
The fight I was talking about is between Anna (Better Known as That Star Wars Girl) Mello and her sister Emmily @emmily5m There is a long history of bad blood between the sisters:
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Previously shared by @MisterDongs but other posters are spamming repeats so why not.
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The nobody zeros of CG and several cows on this board are constantly showing they are lunatic speds destroying themselves with little or no interest in the comics they supposedly care about or whatever. However this sister vs sister conflict is on another level. When a 210K sub YouTuber with a thottish cosplay calendar and her hot sis are the combatants, that is content. This is sure to continue to be an entertaining subplot for years to come. When will it heat up again? For the love of god ladies please get the next fist fight on camera. IRL fight streams/videos beat whining about Star Wars and gay Superman every time. WORLLLLLLLLLLDSTAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!

One final note: I want to feature this video about Emmily Mello's experience with the tragedy of her sister Ellen Mello. It has been rarely seen with only 69 views as of this post. Take her advice rather than acting like a crazed CG / TFM person would if somebody you know is suicidal or experienced losing a loved one.
 

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So the Breitweisers are putting Norah's Saga up on Indiegogo after it's run at Walmart.

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Oh, and Frog is launching the campaign...



EDIT: It really is an Allegiance Arts campaign. geez, shameless...

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