#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

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Newman's Lovechild said:
I can believe she's autistic.

Which one is the blond one?Is that other one cosplaying as Renfamous?
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5t3n0g0ph3r said:
The blonde one is Ashton Blaise:
The one in the blue hair is ThatStarWarsGirl cosplaying as Sailor Mercury from Sailor Moon.
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AKA Ashton Birdie, formerly former child actor Ashton Blaise Whitty. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2154635/

She had been working her way up in conservo-vision through Info Wars back when Paul Joseph Watson was still there in 2018 before getting utterly obliterated in a random street interview with actress Dasha "Sailor Socialism" Nekrasova whose Bernie-may-care attitude caused Ashton to double down on her ridiculous Venezuelan rat meat talking point (her ace-in-the-hole) to prove Socialism was bad.


She was let go from the network shortly thereafter only to resurface as Baked Alaska's new bipolar babe, cutting herself for content. "It's not deep!"


... until eventually finding her way back through the Ventiverse. She is headed for her own thread.

Good-looking girl, low IQ, high disfunction, borderline personality. Many such cases. Perfect addition to CG adjacent!
 
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Least Concern said:
Source? Evidence?

Isn't Marlton the same city that the Frog hovels in?
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Bruh...

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BTW, that's actually a nice house @FROG. My complements.

Now, please go find Cecil and slap the shit out of him.

5t3n0g0ph3r said:
The one in the blue hair is ThatStarWarsGirl cosplaying as Sailor Mercury from Sailor Moon.
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Your forgot to add "badly."

With her tits, she'd be a better fit for Jupiter, but she's also a bit thicc for any senshi, TBH.
 
Captain Manning said:
Bruh...

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BTW, that's actually a nice house @FROG. My complements.

Now, please go find Cecil and slap the shit out of him.


Your forgot to add "badly."

With her tits, she'd be a better fit for Jupiter, but she's also a bit thicc for any senshi, TBH.
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Cecil tells me he's putting CASH GRAB into production next week.

Thanks for the kind words about my hovel.
 
Least Concern said:
Hope that's not printing yet, because there's a typo.

It's "'90s," with the apostrophe (or right single quote mark, if that's an option) at the beginning, not "90s.'" It looks like whoever made this up knew "90's" was wrong but didn't quite know what was right.
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That's gotta be a mockup - same UPC code as the Salamandroid mini action figure: https://www.ebay.com/itm/124767645761

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I seem to remember past debates over 90's/90s here before.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Speaking of Cecil...

I might catch shit from some corners for daring to even think this, but... I gotta be honest...

This Warcampaign video ain't half bad:

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I've always been a sucker for Adagio in G Minor, but it probably has more to do with the fact Ro and Pan ain't exactly wrong here either.

Fuck you Cecil for making me say something nice about Ro and Pan.


In fairness to the rest of CG, they seem to want nothing to do with him either. Vito seems to be a uniquely JDA retardation. I don't get it either.
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i don’t know why they are talking shit when Vestige #2 hasn’t been fulfilled yet either.
 
Rupin said:
i don’t know why they are talking shit when Vestige #2 hasn’t been fulfilled either.
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According to the campaign page shipping was complete in January 2021.

www.indiegogo.com

VESTIGE #2 Graphic Novel

What if the relics of history carry their own powers and the spirits of those who had wielded them? | Check out 'VESTIGE #2 Graphic Novel' on Indiegogo.
www.indiegogo.com www.indiegogo.com
 
Least Concern said:
It's "'90s," with the apostrophe (or right single quote mark, if that's an option) at the beginning, not "90s.'" It looks like whoever made this up knew "90's" was wrong but didn't quite know what was right.
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SaidNoOneEver said:
I seem to remember past debates over 90's/90s here before.
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That seems autistic enough for a thread in the Mass Debates subforum.
 
FROG said:
Cecil tells me he's putting CASH GRAB into production next week.
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Suuuuuuuuuuure.

The Coon said:
Yeah sure.... Next your gonna tell us that JDA is gonna stop sucking off Vito and giving him reach arounds.
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That's actually somehow more believable.

Other things that are more believable include:

- JDA goes a full year month without getting into a fight with somebody, or crying about being canceled.​
- Vikki finally decides to do something more productive with her life, rather than dedicating most of it to alogging FROG and TUG ineffectually.​
- @TESTEFY-HD rises from the dead... and apologizes.​
- Tim Lim pledges allegiance to Comicsgate.​
- DA_Talks attends an CA meeting.​
- Anna gets breast reduction surgery.​
- The Roiloup brothers meet the IQ qualifications for MENSA membership.​
- It is revealed that @Mister Dongs is actually a bonafide Nigerian prince.​
- @Spectre_06 goes a day an hour 20 minutes without lying about something.​
- We find out @Newman's Own actually respects FROG immensely. He's just been tsundere this whole time ("It's not like I like you or anything, Ethan... B-B-BAKA!").​

Kevin Grumbles said:
I hate myself for saying this but... ProJared did it better.
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Ooof.

Rupin said:
i don’t know why they are talking shit when Vestige #2 hasn’t been fulfilled either.
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They shipped early last year..

Again, I can not stress enough that you know shit is bad when Warcampaign is more competent and ethical than you.
 
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