#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

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Captain Manning said:
- It is revealed that @Mister Dongs is actually a bonafide Nigerian prince.
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I believe already.

Anyhoo, Cecil is on @FROG's YouTube channel as I type this. I lasted about 45 seconds, something about Cyberfrog's dick was being discussed. How I was ever able to tolerate hours of this I will never know. But I can't any more. Just can't.

Having said that I hope @Mister Dongs once again takes one for the team and provides a detailed synopsis.
 
Least Concern said:
Hope that's not printing yet, because there's a typo.

It's "'90s," with the apostrophe (or right single quote mark, if that's an option) at the beginning, not "90s.'" It looks like whoever made this up knew "90's" was wrong but didn't quite know what was right.
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Oh. I thought it was the use of 'seperately' instead of 'separately'.

Elwood P. Dowd said:
something about Cyberfrog's dick was being discussed
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Frogs don't have dicks. True story.


But if they did, I'm sure Cyberfrogs would have a little red cap with black goggles on the end.
 
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So where's the comic?
 
Second week in a row that the diverse cast of G+G's Tuesday Night's Main Event have been singing the praises of Cecil... emphatically. Cecil is great. Great guy. Love him. Great guy. Do you want to buy a used Hyundai? Cecil is great. YUKYUKYUKYUK CHUCKLE CHUCKLE Huahuehuahue We love him. Cecil is great.

Hmm.

Could it be that the masked lothario has had it with the unreasonable expectations of CG and is preparing to decamp to greener, younger, drunker, more fun-loving pastures with a better class of sucker audience? If/when he makes his move, will the knitted-cap wearing charmer attempt to abscond with Anna TSWG and her big dumb plastic tits? One would assume so as being a "content creator" for generous donos as well as part-time pimp sure beats actual crowdfunded creation of actual stuff with it's myriad obligations to a toxic mob of entitled benefactors. Besides, Anna's attention brings a degree of validation that no amount of "so, I was dating this girl once...." anecdote-spouting can replace. Quite the turn-around for someone who fairly recently was suffering embarrassing setbacks in his attempt to make friends on top of suffering the slings and arrows of those who expect him to fulfill.


 
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Ike Aim said:
Second week in a row that the diverse cast of G+G's Tuesday Night's Main Event have been singing the praises of Cecil... emphatically. Cecil is great. Great guy. Love him. Great guy. Do you want to buy a used Hyundai? Cecil is great. YUKYUKYUKYUK CHUCKLE CHUCKLE Huahuehuahue We love him. Cecil is great.

Hmm.

Could it be that the masked lothario has had it with the unreasonable expectations of CG and is preparing to decamp to greener, younger, drunker, more fun-loving pastures with a better class of sucker audience? If/when he makes his move, will the knitted-cap wearing charmer attempt to abscond with Anna TSWG and her big dumb plastic tits? One would assume so as being a "content creator" for generous donos as well as part-time pimp sure beats actual crowdfunded creation of actual stuff with it's myriad obligations to a toxic mob of entitled benefactors. Besides, Anna's attention brings a degree of validation that no amount of "so, I was dating this girl once...." anecdote-spouting can replace. Quite the turn-around for someone who just recently was suffering embarrassing setbacks in his attempt to make friends on top of suffering the slings and arrows of those who expect him to fulfill.


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Did she get a boob job? I don't pay enough attention to know.
 
Ike Aim said:
Anna TSWG and her big dumb plastic tits?
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BlueKnight said:
Did she get a boob job? I don't pay enough attention to know.
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I followed Ikes link and watched the video. I think it's one of the few times I've stared at a pair of tits in fascination, but also horror.

I only got 45 seconds into that newest 'Cecil is great' video, which is why I generally don't watch them and miss these things first time around.
 
BroFist28 said:
Why? Digital is literally one of the best & easiest ways to sell directly to the customer with little to no cost compared to physical. Wtf would he want to sell only physical books with no alternatives?
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For whatever reason, the American comic book industry places the physical floppy comic and the LCS system on this bizarre pedestal, and anything that threatens that hierarchy (such as digital comics, or selling comic books in stores that actual people go to) is shouted down with vigor.

Given that CG’s target audience is mostly hardcore comic consoomers who feel so burned by Marvel and DC that they’re willing to pay ridiculous prices for mediocre indie books just to stick it to the man, I can understand why he may try and cater to their cultural sensitivities.
The Bovinian Derivative said:
Didn't he already print everything and it was all about re-couping costs? Or was everything in the warehouse just merch?
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As I understand, everything was already designed and finalized and ready to go, but not actually printed yet. I believe the warehouse was one of his stretch goals?
 
The Bovinian Derivative said:
Didn't he already print everything and it was all about re-couping costs? Or was everything in the warehouse just merch?
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That was the claim but he seems to be contradicting himself now.

BroFist28 said:
Why? Digital is literally one of the best & easiest ways to sell directly to the customer with little to no cost compared to physical. Wtf would he want to sell only physical books with no alternatives?
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Digital warehouses don't burn down plus you can delay reviews.
 
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