2023/02/08 - MANDY SUMMERS - LIVE! GOLLUM COURT! IT WANTS THE PRECIOUS!
There have been a lot of accusations thrown the way of Mandy Summers over the past week and rather than just wait until the next comicsgater gets caught up in fudge or shits their pants on camera or something and the herd moves on to the next hot topic, the self-styled Cleopatra of Comicsgate has decided to tackle these allegations head on. And, if one pays close attention to the thumbnail of the video, the discerning viewer may even detect a strain of resentment towards one individual in particular. "Like who?" I hear you, the reader ask. Rest assured we will get into that, And perhaps even, in the immortal words of Ms. Summers, "like what?".
With her largest campaign to date in potential peril due to the titular character (emphasis on 'tit')
Gemshock being identical to an existing comic by some publishers that may or may not take legal action over it, the stakes have never been higher on the simpcast mistress's channel. In tow is legendary Marvel Comics artist Dale Keown, no doubt there to lend much needed support in what's sure to be an epic battle. Accordingly, the warm-up "howdies", "hey yalls" and pre-topic small talk is kept to a ten minute segment.
There's been a certain unnamed person, who's name is Vikki, that's been going around talking all sorts of shit. That Mandy engages in sexual blackmail of her employees, that her hick accent is fake, that she's an e-thot, that she's committed blatant criminal IP theft, that her artists are simps that accept her nudes as pay. Lady Mandy Summers ladyishly lays out the situation to her audience - this Vikki character has been "all up my ass lately" and she's had enough. Mandy decides to address the most damning and serious allegation of these first - that she is an e-slut.
Paraphrasing: Is it because she shakes her tits on camera? Vikki posts feet. Does Mandy call VikkiVerse 'a dirty foot whore?' Whether it's tits or feet, Mandy argues, a man on the internet is masturbating and ejaculating to the image. Vikki's hands (or feet in this case) are not clean. Keown takes this last part literally, musing that while he is a man that "appreciates a good foot", they nonetheless "have to be clean." Good to know. Summers chalks the motives here to jealousy on VikkiVerse's part on being unable to shake her tits on the internet for strangers like Mandy.
And so, "
The more you bitch about it, the more I fucking shake" proclaims a defiant Summers, who I must say is really giving mixed messages on how her beloved 'sayumps' should feel about Vikki's antagonism. "
Yeah!" says Dale Keown, especially embracing his supportive role at this moment. "
Lean into it!". Dale follows this by sipping some spaghetti sauce directly from a glass jar that in all likelihood
he will be reusing later, if you follow my meaning.
Next on the itinerary of Gollum Court was
Pirate Queen, wherein Mandy asserts that crediting Hilinski as creating a "bonus backup origin story" of Pirate Queen sufficiently inferred that Clint and not Mandy was the creator of the character. Not gonna lie, this part was some weak shit; the arguments presented were neither as persuasive nor as attention holding as Mandy's previous ones involving tits, feet and cum. She does however add
a screencap of a DM with Hilinski affirming that she did contribute
a script to the series. It should also be noted for posterity's sake that the evidence dossier Mandy has prepared her case with a giant 4000x4000 jpg file dotted with emoji and screencaps. Mandy concludes that this is a warmed over failed Warcampaign gayop. This is used to segue into the various dickpic conspiracy theories swirling around the CG Queen.
Mandy argues that a reverse art harem based on penis picture blackmail would simply be unsustainable for a extended period of time - eventually she reasons one of them would snap and go for broke, dick pic or no. But what if she used the initial kompromat to force her victims to generate other, even worse pictures. Stuff involving showers, and vape pens. As for payment in her nudes, the main flaw in that scheme presented by Mandy is
she would never do it that eventually the artists will want to paid money to live off of. At least post-climax.
After the
Pirate Queen and blackmail allegations, next are the other accusors - Matthew Fowler and Liam. Mandy refuses to focus on Liam out of pity, while Matthew Fowler is sort of inferred to be an ingrate and will no longer being welcome on her show.
Last but not least is the matter of
Gemshock. Mandy maintains that the accusations swirling around Gemshock and the TIdalWave character
Jailbait are nothing but 'conspiracy theory' and that the chain of creation went Mandy > Keown > Yoon. She does concede a series of "unfortunate coincidences" about the matter, namely a) the identical look of the character, b) her regular creative partnership with a former employee of the other publisher who c) is a notorious tracer, do paint an ugly picture. All that being said, she will be taking Frog's advice and recoloring the character. Given that this is an industry that recognizes the legal difference between
Overkill and
Overtkill, that should be enough. Even without a potential legal threat, there is no way she would want to market a product that has anything to do with anything named "
Jailbait", finding the term disgusting. With that, Mandy opens the floor to cross-examination from her chat.
Mandy's chat asks how big her areolas are (kind of small actually), and sends her some $5 superchats, after which some lovebugs get thanked. "They all jealous" Mandy closes with. Court is adjourned.