#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

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Mr Processor said:
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Is Richard calling out @FROG here? Oh, and Richard? No one is going to be enjoying your comics decades from now. No one is even going to remember them.
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Unlike the Birthday Party Clowns, I refuse to enrich myself by taking advantage of the Male Loneliness Epidemic by selling cheap bric-a-brac to my "supporters". The only thing I'm ever going to sell you is literally the best comics out there. Comics that can be enjoyed decades from now by people who never even heard of the so-called "Culture War". That being said, an insider has just informed me that they have reduced the amount of whipped cream on the Cinderella Sundae at the Disney Princess pavilion eatery by 30 percent. Join me, fellow Alpha Patriots, in a 5,000-hour livestream about this national tragedy.

"The only thing I'm going to sell you is literally the best comics out there."

Holy shit, dude. He has no idea how autistically cringe he sounds.

Literally the greatest comics out there? In that case, isn't it strange that publishers aren't literally kicking your door down to beg you to sign with them, or that investors aren't showering you with millions of dollars?

The real reason why cultured and refined Zack isn't lowering himself to sell "cheap bric-a-brac" to his supporters (Why did he put that word in quotes?) is because:

a) He is too lazy and incompetent to create his own cheap bric-a-brac. (He can barely create his own comics.)
b) His merchandise would probably not sell as he presides over a dying channel with a diminishing fanbase.
c) Zack views his own supporters as simply peasants that exist to worship and glorify him and his artistic genius.
 
Standardized Profile said:
I can't download/archive the video at the moment, I assume it will be deleted when he sobers up.
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dear God, please tell me someone archived this. lol
Mr Processor said:
Is Richard calling out @FROG here? Oh, and Richard? No one is going to be enjoying your comics decades from now. No one is even going to remember them.
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i legitimately think he's so ass mad because he thought he was going to be catapulted into the mainstream with CG and he'd finally fulfill his life long dream of being a "real" comicbook man and get hired by the big 2 but when that didn't happen and he realized people were only backing him to stick it to mark waid and the SJW comic pros and that nobody actually cares about his shit G.I joe rip-off it broke his mind.

I don't think he's going after the "BPC" because he's actually mad at what they do, he's going after them because he knows HE IS everything he accuses them of and in his mind attacking them is how he's passive aggressively attacking his audience cause the big tough marine is a giant pussy who won't do it directly.
 
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Stupor Mario said:
What's the best way to post large videos here? I downloaded a 320p copy of his stream last night. It's just over 100 mb in size. Is it ok to post a file that large to the site?
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Absolutely not, Use archive or create a throw away buttchute account, or rumble. Mods get mad for extremely large gifts.
Prime was merc'd for making the same mistake.
 
TwinPeaksEnjoyer said:
Did he drop his phone in the urinal or something ? LOL
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No he walked into the bathroom, talking to his muted stream (he could not be heard). He proceeds to point the phone at the "drain my piss" button before flipping to selfie cam, and then setting the phone down onto the top of the urinal. You know, a little less disgusting than the piss caked rim.

Then he proceeds to stare at himself in the camera viewfinder, before passing out with his head against the wall, not once, not twice, but three times. Before falling backwards, catching himself on the "oh fuck my legs don't work" handle next to the urinal, and at that point he reaches up to shut off the stream. I presume someone called him and answering it ended the stream. As shown above, Mandy was in the chat saying she called.

Word traveling in the comments was that one of Ethan's most passionate supporters "Tom Tuttle" found Ethan asleep in the bathroom. However there was mention by the same user that Ethan's phone was no where to be found.

Now if you watch the full stream when it's re-upped somewhere, it doesn't look like he gets his fly down before he gently rests his head against the wall and falls asleep. He jumps awake for a moment, his eyes are open looking down at the camera (that's in my meme video when Eric July fades in), and then he gets a satisfied look on his face before jolting awake once more and nearly falling backward.

I think he pissed himself, and slipped in the piss that some other guy before him left.

There's no definite proof of his soggy bottom laying tits up in a men's bathroom at a convention center.
But I'm sure somebody at that con walked in on that, did their business, took his phone, and left.

That's if the rumor of his phone getting yoinked is true.
 
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KingofSomething said:
What's the own here Meyer? Az the content creator who interacts with his fans is interacting with his fans. Does the hermit think absolutely no one but losers watches streamers or streams on a Saturday? Hell the weekend is ideal for streaming if you're trying to maximize viewers. Dude is acting like this is some sad alien concept and not a multi-million business across several platforms
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He's a dumb faggot that dosen't understand basic streamer culture.
Mr Processor said:
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Ethan ( @FROG ) sells his fans action figures.

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The Critical Drinker sells plush toys.

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Is Richard calling out @FROG here? Oh, and Richard? No one is going to be enjoying your comics decades from now. No one is even going to remember them.
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ZACK AM TOO SMRT TO CELL NIK NAK TO PETH.... PET..... P... ZACK NOT DO DRINKER THING FOR LONELY INCELS!

ZACK AM REAL ARTIST, ZACK WORK BE READ IN A BATRILLIONZADILLOIN YEARS BECOUSE IT DAT GOOD!

ZACK HAVE BATCHELOR'S DAGEEE IN HISTORY THAT MEAN ZACK AM SMRT!!!!
 
Mr Processor said:
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The Critical Drinker sells plush toys.

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No one tell Meyer about Youtooz. The idea that every youtuber is selling shit like this will blow his mind. I do hope someone tells him spamming "Male Loneliness Epidemic" as some catch-all gotcha doesn't make him sound smarter though. He's still a retard. The guy sells comics and comic nerds are like the posterboy of lonely fucks.
 
Mr Processor said:
see kids
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"What does that mean?" - Zack

WhimsicalTrolli said:

Yeah it's real. I'm nit sure why he's trying to dunk on "AZ" when it seems Zack has no friends outside the couch surfing or chuck leaving him on read.
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Nigger you leave your boyfriend's couch to get food every now and then and chimp out about comics. Az is a fat retard that takes his job seriously enough to do this on a schedule. You're not the same, you're just worst.
Stupor Mario said:
b) His merchandise would probably not sell as he presides over a dying channel with a diminishing fanbase.
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The dude sold 36 of his god-awfully cheap-looking statues. I think this is the most likely outcome.

Almost as many people bought the STL files presumably to print them themselves (would get them faster) or to mass market and sell their own while Zack smiles on his buddy's couch thinking he did a good job.

Looking at this campaign now, they look like shit. I'm not just saying that because I hate Zack, I collect minifigures and the details that are visible are fine, but the execution of them is poor.

Critical Drinker numbers: May as well suck the dude's dick more - mostly because it makes Zack jealous.
first campaign : 1,846 sold
second campaign : 603 sold
third (dog) : 2,107 sold
current (dog + drinker) : 427 units between the two, still 18 days on it.

Zack numbers on the last 4 campaigns
Comicbook the AI comicbook : 513/647
capture or kill : 370
Superhero fatigue : 655
Jawbreakers contingency : 788/992

he's kicking your ass with plushies you dumb faggot, and stop pretending your comics are "the best comics books you've ever seen ever, I promise!" They barely touch the surface of great comics, even the indie ones.

Look, do I get tired of going to bat for Critical Drinker? Sure, because I don't give a shit about his content, I already got what I needed from it. But if we are going to sit here and pretend that the dude who is a current event commentator/entertainment reviewer shouldn't sell... whatever fucking tat he wants to in lieu of shitty overpriced comic books you may or may not see this calendar year is more insane than a dude who has three or more children he doesn't see because he's too busy couch surfing with men and writing the most mundane pseudo artistic comic books that barely reach their goals and barely even get to your hands before you forget about them, then there's no hope for people who like to watch these types of spergs spinout under the weight of their own hubris.
 
Standardized Profile said:
I assume it's this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJwrQ_Wy86k
I can't download/archive the video at the moment, I assume it will be deleted when he sobers up.
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Privated. Is there any video archive sites?



Imagine unironically posting about how birthday clowns "enjoy failure" yet still gangstalking a woman you called a cumdumpster mocking her saying overworking isn't good.
 
Standardized Profile said:
I assume it's this one?


I can't download/archive the video at the moment, I assume it will be deleted when he sobers up.

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If you can't tell, he put his phone on the top of a urinal while he's taking a piss. And he ... passed out standing at the urinal? I guess? I spoiled it because someone said you can see the reflection of his dick in the plumbing. I haven't worked out the geometry, but on the remote chance it is penis, I don't want to get anyone in trouble for reading this at work.
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Edit: Let's add some pictures of Ethan's friends.

He seemed particularly interested in this woman:
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He also likes her friend:
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The one on the left here is his smoking buddy:
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is that a crack pipe? Oh dear
 

This video is really terrible, but basically it sounds like he's telling people to work insane overtime for miserable wages. Just because it's lazy slacker Heather Antos saying 16-17 hour days are insane doesn't mean she isn't right about that. If you're working 16-17 hour days because your a perfectionist who is making art for yourself, that's one thing. If you are doing work-for-hire for the Disney corporation and those are your hours, rethink your life choices. (I say this as a fool who did a few insane death marches in IT in my 20s and 30s, nothing positive ever came of it. Jobs that treated me better paid me more and respected me more. Yes, I still work weekends even now, but I try not to and I'm certainly not going to destroy my health so Lundberg's stock can go up a quarter of a point.)

Someone with more tolerance for atrocious videos like this can tell me if I have the gist of it right. It is weird to me because Richard doesn't even have a job, he has a hobby that makes him some money, but not very much really. He's certainly not some spectacular comic book auteur and even if he actually had a work ethic he'd never reach the heights of a Jack Kirby or a Wally Wood.
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Touch grass is a meme at this point, Richard, not "good advice." (Maybe it was good advice when the first person said it, at this point it's a common insult). The comment is likely "held for review" because the poster is probably a troll on other channels.
 
A little update. I finally got my Jawbreakers Forever that I paid 6 dollars too much for from Zack after a two year wait.
 
still catching up on @FROG ethan's long version of Prodigy's classic smack my bitch up. Epic content @FROG ! rofl! this is amazing!

you should have done this from the start!
 
Frosted Snowflakes said:
Here's the latest Guardian article on Alan Moore saying that the fandom is "toxifying" the world, while blames it on Donald Trump and Comicsgate.
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Guys, despite @FROG smoking rocks on stream and being 4 years late on books, Richard C Meyer embracing his true artistic self, and the myriad of other gayness and lateness, I think I've figured out a way that we can save the comics revolution:


We just have to get Donald Trump to tweet about #ComicsGate.
 
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