#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

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Rupin said:
A little update. I finally got my Jawbreakers Forever that I paid 6 dollars too much for from Zack after a two year wait.
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I wanna hear from somebody that bought both jawbreakers and rambo because my theory is he held onto the jawbreakers book for so long so he could ship once to backers who bought both and pocket the remaining shipping fees.
 
Stupor Mario said:
Unlike the Birthday Party Clowns, I refuse to enrich myself by taking advantage of the Male Loneliness Epidemic by selling cheap bric-a-brac to my "supporters". The only thing I'm ever going to sell you is literally the best comics out there. Comics that can be enjoyed decades from now by people who never even heard of the so-called "Culture War". That being said, an insider has just informed me that they have reduced the amount of whipped cream on the Cinderella Sundae at the Disney Princess pavilion eatery by 30 percent. Join me, fellow Alpha Patriots, in a 5,000-hour livestream about this national tragedy.

"The only thing I'm going to sell you is literally the best comics out there."

Holy shit, dude. He has no idea how autistically cringe he sounds.

Literally the greatest comics out there? In that case, isn't it strange that publishers aren't literally kicking your door down to beg you to sign with them, or that investors aren't showering you with millions of dollars?

The real reason why cultured and refined Zack isn't lowering himself to sell "cheap bric-a-brac" to his supporters (Why did he put that word in quotes?) is because:

a) He is too lazy and incompetent to create his own cheap bric-a-brac. (He can barely create his own comics.)
b) His merchandise would probably not sell as he presides over a dying channel with a diminishing fanbase.
c) Zack views his own supporters as simply peasants that exist to worship and glorify him and his artistic genius.
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But Zack did attempt to sell his own cheap bric-a-brac to the dents a few years ago:

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Zack managed to get 74 of his sickest toadies to pay $30 for this:

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Miniluv said:
But Zack did attempt to sell his own cheap bric-a-brac to the dents a few years ago:

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Zack managed to get 74 of his sickest toadies to pay $30 for this:

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Lol.

If he and the toad could run their business as consistently as his hypocrisy, they wouldn’t be in this mess.

We need one of the “BPCs” to focus in on crack being whack so Zack can join Ethan as a pipe buddy.
 
I don't know if the gravity of the situation has kicked in for Ethan @FROG as the crack circulates out of his body. but smoking crack might be a crime when you live stream it

and these to lesbians look like hepatitis aids infected I don't even know maybe Ethan created the next pandemic.

get your blood tested

This is the funniest shit ever, and im sure yellowflash and Eric July are feeling the pressure from the superior frog.


Get help @FROG before you become another Ethan, or a rackets.
 
Miniluv said:
Zack managed to get 74 of his sickest toadies to pay $30 for this:
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I don't even think it's fair to say 74 people claimed this.

10/10 claimed the large one at $100 a pop
18 claimed a medium at $30
18 claimed a small at $15

15 claimed the STL files presumably so that they would actually get the fucking thing on time. The rest claimed comics. This was not what I would personally call a success, but then again making a quick 3.7k and not have to do any actual work yourself, could be a success.

But if you think about it, how many people bought Jawbreakers and saw this thing and thought "no thanks".

He can make fun of the doofuses that buy a Drinker plushie all he wants, but more people want that than his lame attempt. So... I mean, win?
 
Stupor Mario said:
EVS tries to do damage control spin for his decent into drunken madness.

"I swear I'm not a total out-of-control loser with no impulse control! No, really, I'm not. Ya gotta believe me, guys!"
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"I was so drunk I don't remember doing drugs with lesbians" is not substantially better than "I was drunk and did drugs with lesbians."

I hadn't looked at EVS's Twitter in years, but I wondered what his fans would think of this so I peeked in at it. Two or three people suggested he moderate his alcohol use. The prevailing sentiment was "You were just blowing off some steam, glad you had a good time, Uncle E." Is that how people treated Rekieta in the months leading up to his crash? You think they're deliberately pushing him over the edge for drama and laughs, or are they living vicariously through his hedonism?
 
Standardized Profile said:
I hadn't looked at EVS's Twitter in years, but I wondered what his fans would think of this so I peeked in at it. Two or three people suggested he moderate his alcohol use. The prevailing sentiment was "You were just blowing off some steam, glad you had a good time, Uncle E." Is that how people treated Rekieta in the months leading up to his crash? You think they're deliberately pushing him over the edge for drama and laughs, or are they living vicariously through his hedonism?
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EVS is much like Rekieta. He too is a hedonistic phony who mislead his former fans into thinking he stood for something. Once EVS' old fans saw that he was a fraud, most of them abandoned him the same way Rekieta's old fans abandoned him once they discovered that he was also a fraud.

EVS's new fans are also like Nick's new fans. Delusional and insane people who worship him and explain away any of his faults. It's a cult of personality. All they care about is EVS' war on Eric July and whomever else EVS declares double plus ungood.
 
Standardized Profile said:
I assume it's this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJwrQ_Wy86k
I can't download/archive the video at the moment, I assume it will be deleted when he sobers up.
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Stupor Mario said:
Enjoy!
https://old.bitchute.com/video/QNHk0RQw6edS/

(Sorry about the garbage 320p quality.
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ABrownCBR said:
don't worry guys I made sure to download a copy just in case Ethan Van Ralph decided to private it like a biatch

https://odysee.com/@LyamGay:a/Comic...rQ_Wy86k:4?r=ATqQQWWN7uHKT3fL8t5dGv6zACRyp9H3
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If anyone is interrested, I'm attaching the metadata file that yt-dlp wrote during downloading of the video. It contains comments present at the time. Just remove the ".txt" extension from the filename.
 

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Honestly, what else was he supposed to do?
"I was fully aware of every choice I made, and I fully stand behind everything you saw on camera." isn't going to help his marriage, we know Andrea watches his stuff, so it's not like he got away with anything at all.

This was probably a lot worse than it could've been though. Rather than being serious, he tries to tell the story like he's a 20 year old frat boy that almost got caught drinking underage.

Rather than being an adult and saying: "Yeah that was a bad choice. You won't see it again from me. That was a young man's mistake, and I am not a young man. I know better. I have a wife and child at home that need me to provide for them; and not wasting away in jail because I recorded in a bathroom. There are better ways to destress, let's all sing along to the hate Rippa song."

I should just start a Public Relations consultancy for livestreamers...
 
juniorAccount said:
He smoke and didn't smoke at the same time... We had Schrodinger's cat... now it's Van Sciver's frog 😂
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EVS is our very own Bill Clinton 2.0.

Bill Clinton: "I experimented with marijuana, but I did not inhale."

EVS: "Yah, I was really drunk and I don't really remember much of anything. I was smoking weed, but guys, I did not inhale crack."
 
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