Unlike the Birthday Party Clowns, I refuse to enrich myself by taking advantage of the Male Loneliness Epidemic by selling cheap bric-a-brac to my "supporters". The only thing I'm ever going to sell you is literally the best comics out there. Comics that can be enjoyed decades from now by people who never even heard of the so-called "Culture War". That being said, an insider has just informed me that they have reduced the amount of whipped cream on the Cinderella Sundae at the Disney Princess pavilion eatery by 30 percent. Join me, fellow Alpha Patriots, in a 5,000-hour livestream about this national tragedy.