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This woman is more comicsgate and more relevant than Meyer has been for a half decade. If he gets 400 posts a week she can get a couple.
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MisterCH 86
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These people STILL can't quit him. They just can't help making themselves look bad, even AFTER everyone sees how bad they look themselves by now.
And they wonder why no one wants anything to do with them, these people are creepy keeping him under a microscope all the time.....over NOTHING worth obsessing over. Comic books? They're delusional if they think anybody believes that's a good reason to ankle bite him by now.Ok, well this is the first time of me hearing about her so..... I guess I learned something new.
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What is it about this thread that brings out the passive aggressive control fags?
If you want to talk about anyone CG related, post it. If it’s interesting, others will add on and you’ll be having what’s called a discussion instead of this limp-wristed pouting.
MisterCH 86
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Hell if I know. I'm still wondering why EVS and YBZ are obsessing over someone who even after all this time doesn't pay one scrap of attention to them, or how they don't realize they look like creepy cyberstalkers doing it. Don't ask me how the world works with things like this.
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When you are a turbo-narcissist the worst thing that can ever happen is when someone does not pay you attention.
It becomes an obsession: Why does this person not pay attention to me.
To the point that the lack of attention becomes a burning issue that consumes them all day and night.
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I almost want to believe YBZ took up the anti-Eric, anti-grifter crusade to help Ethan for some unexplainable reason. He never really struck me as a narcissist, so maybe he thinks he owes EVS one for not making hay over the porn scene and his girlfriend tasting another dude's load before kissing him.
I hope you have a nice day.
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MisterCH 86
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So I heard. The only ones looking bad at this point are them and that's because they haven't stopped for almost 4 years....and he STILL ignores them all. Let's be honest, they look worse doing that than they could ever try to make Eric or Rippaverse look at this point in time based on their monstrous and obsessive behavior and him ignoring them still ALONE.
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That's the problem with Richard being both a has been and a never was. There is that brief period when he was an "almost was," to the point people were noticing him.
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Hi everyone, it's your boy Zach and thank god a friend shared this This article with me because it was just about to be my umpteenth. Um, I hate I hate I was watching One of those I think it was john campia and he was talking about Master of the universe. He's like should have been called human and I was like Man, if there's ever a serial killer that just starts killing mediocre 45 to 55 year old men Y'all should just be calling this like I think i'm not sure but I think I I hate them I hate the way they talk I hate I just they they always do this like over it like it's like well to everyone's surprise, um He-man in the master's universe is actually tracking quite well.
Oh, we're going dude. It's he-man now. I don't like he-man But this is not the way you talk about he-man you either talk about he-man or you don't talk about he-man and if you talk about he-man You use this voice because he's a silly over-the-top campy character being like you're being all like So in today's industry news he-man and Masters of the universe got this score with the audiences.
I don't know. Maybe i'll go sis Shut up They have that thing in uh judge dread At least they have it in the movie the first one Uh where they have the long walk where when judges get too old They just leave the city. They just walk out into the desert and die Well, they bring law to the lawless, but they walk out there and they immediately get killed One can dream one can dream And And today in smurf news q3 Like you're talking about he-man and smurfs like talk about it fun.
It's it's even be like I never liked he-man Um, i'm excited. I'm gonna go see mandalorian um A friend was showing me this. It's like it's gonna be a great week.
This is gonna flop. It's like bro We all know how sad your life is. You don't have to advertise it Like i'm going to go See it with a friend who will probably Get hammered in 10 minutes Because there's a bar And uh as someone who doesn't drink a lot you forget how fast someone can get drunk if they really want to so um So, uh, i'm gonna go see a movie with a friend.
He's probably gonna get super blasted in 10 minutes like hey Is that possible? um, and uh, it's like i'm gonna go see a movie with a friend and you're gonna sit at home and like Keep hitting refresh on box office mojo Like oh and underperformed 12% I can't say the thing i'm thinking but I can think it guess what i'm thinking Anyway, so, um right before I was just about to do my latest I hate old men who talk about You know stuff uh that They supposedly loved as a kid, but if you notice they barely give any details and when they do they get them wrong So did you did you? Um marvel comics didn't just lose dan buckley It quietly stopped having a publisher for the first time in its 87 year history. So comics has A very interesting phenomenon. So journalism, which is widely considered to be corrupt is overall more corrupt in the comic book industry And that includes what are they called opinionated journalists on the right? Actually, they're even worse There's this weird phenomenon where when things get bad these complete pieces of shit actually do a good job It's like that, you know in batman returns where bruce wayne is just kind of sitting there and then he sees the bat signal It's like he rises um Then doesn't he go into like a sarcophagus or something like that? Anyway, uh but anyway um No, I think it's an iron maiden Anywho yeah, so this is a phenomenon i've noticed and you'll see this from you know, chris arant and heidi mcdonald and rich johnson like I don't know.
Maybe they have like a magic eight ball and they shake it up and it says don't be a complete fucking shithead once this year you're like All right, and they'll do like good coverage. So he does a good coverage of This guy he's worked there since 1991 um, he's been publisher or Publisher but not called publisher for like a quarter century. And if you know his name, you probably know him from Mark millar joe casada because he was there right when the ultimates The first time around was a thing and he was given a lot of credit for that Making it a thing and then something amazing happened about 16 17 years ago Disney bought marvel and then uh for people who don't know or forgot, um uh Marvel wasn't always owned by corporations dc's been owned by warner brothers since what the 70s but literally it's like when you were collecting comics in like the 80s and 90s, it's like who owns You know who owns marvel? Oh cadence does the fuck is cadence? I swear you get like 20 orthodontists in 1982 and you could buy marvel 20 orthodontists could oh shit 10 of them Could have done it if they pooled their resources So yeah, it was just and it was always like these like really weird fly-by-night companies that would buy marvel and finally disney Uh bought them and I remember we were all kind of generally excited.
It's like disney tends to make good stuff I don't know. I I gave moon night a try because i'm going through my The birthday party clowns said this was terrible and I trusted them and um With echo, yeah, it wasn't good with moon night I guess it's fine. I just don't like that form of entertainment Like six hour long episodes just making a movie Just make it a movie It's also it was kind of stressing me out because it was oscar isaac Doing a british accent and he's doing it good, but you can tell he's just Barely holding on to it.
Like he's just about to not be able to do it. So it's like so it's just him That's like a nebbish Yeah I can't claim to be a huge fan of moon night, but I just wanted the costume looked cool the superhero costume They made for him look cool. I just kind of wanted him just fighting crime But anyway, um getting back to dan buckley so dan buckley was there, you know specifically at the joe quesada um ultimate's line Mark millar bendis all that and that they were all kind of like a crew And then disney Bought them and then dan buckley became a corporate guy like an actual corporation not just you know 20 orthodontists From michigan decided to buy marvel um And so then it became about keep your head down because you are replaceable This can get folded into disney publishing.
It can get sold off. It can be consolidated a million things can happen So just make sure you don't lose money marvel's never lost money even when it was dying multiple different times supposedly um But eventually, I mean he he went like 17 years of just keeping his head down just like look don't lose money Have a nice profit every quarter and just you know, I mean this guy's I don't like him, but it's not anything on him. I just I just look at him.
I go. No, no I don't know I just saw your face. I saw your uh quarter zip and I just didn't like you um, but i've heard good things, but most of the things i've heard are from a while ago like 20 25 years ago So the weirdest thing and perch did a good video.
It's kind of funny. He has a very like poke the bear poke the beehive uh style I think the video is called something like What the fuck do you assholes want it's It's nicer than that, but it's still pretty like in your face. The video itself is pretty mild and cheerful and then the comics are dog shit like people writing these long like Unabomber Manifestos and then fuck marvel.
I fuck fucking birds and how I saw one and it wasn't necessarily bad, but it was like deeply sad I think the title was like what do you insane people want anyway or something like that? and one guy's just like I just wish comics were like they were in the 80s and 90s and i'm like, oh Oh, you're sad and old not in a mean way, but in a sad old way like you can't comprehend That like any I said this jeez like three years ago people got pissed I said, you know, you don't miss this You miss being young and happy. There's that guy i'm blanking on his name. He was on daredevil this season He played shaggy.
He was an slc punk And he's kind of I mean he's always been in stuff, but he's kind of getting a resurgence in his career and uh, somebody was saying like oh everyone's happy to see you everyone's happy to see you in these projects and he's like I think people just like remembering Like my previous heyday because that was their previous heyday as well Like i'm just like a nostalgia act and I was like, oh, that's very Honest about yourself. You're doing good. He was good He had this line.
I was watching daredevil with a friend and he goes Does anyone know what a lieutenant governor is? I don't know in the context of that scene. It was hilarious um but uh yeah, so This guy had a heyday. It was a while ago Like a quarter century.
Oh quarter zip quarter century. Um You see it's like poetry it rhymes. Uh, but um the reactions and even though perch was being cheerful you could tell he was just like You don't have to be a shithead all the time not talking about perch But the people who had like pissed him off because the first couple days after this was announced The coverage was dog shit.
It's like marvel comics is gonna die again You know how he said it's died every month for the last five years It's definitely gonna die of this because the guy we wanted to get fired got fired, but it's worse They hired somebody else It's like bro All right, you know what i'm saying? Um Um, you can't call for someone to quit or get fired because they did this for dan buckley David gabriel, they've also done it for tom brevoort I was joking with a friend yesterday half of marvel's promise or problems could be solved but just having the new boss like Like hey, everybody the new boss is gonna come around. He's just gonna talk to you at your desk Like he would just look at tom brevoort and be like no It's like I don't even know who that guy is Get him the hell out of here. And then it'd be worse if you talked to him.
It's like Hi, i'm so and so he's like i'm tom It's like what do you do? It's like well, they got me editing the x-men books, but That's a problem. He's like I famously don't like them like I write, you know, uh blogs about how I hate the x-men characters And i'm i'm like a fun guy. He's like you're fired.
No, this is this is an easy one. This is an easy one Um, talk to hr. Whatever your contract is you're uh, hey Security guards in the lobby come up here walk him out Of the building and mail him the stuff in his desk.
This is great. I can just fire people who obviously suck um but they got what they wanted but they're Scared now in a way they've never been and that Indies indie comics got better Dc got a lot better all the usual suspects from 2018 pretty much keeping their mouths shut Mostly because they're several of them are on the Perpetually on the edge of homelessness Things are better across the board. I don't know about the q3 Deliverables in koala lumpur, but as someone who reads by the way, i'm still trying to find a comic book shop that will take 100 to 200 a month From me and I haven't found it yet still looking.
Um, but uh The reactions were ridiculous. It was just sad old man going like oh shit Indies got better marvel got better or dc got better marvel get What are they? How are they going to predict comics is dying every week? If the indies Dc and marvel all they can do is like oh sales aren't as good as they were in 1992. You mean during a bubble You mean during a bubble That's that's what you want the inflated sales created by a bubble Because these guys got nothing they got nothing.
They got 2018 talking points and they got leonidas beards. That's it and they got Talking way too loud for the situation that they're in Um Uh, but anyway, so dan buckley is leaving and he's getting replaced by This little fucking shit. I think this is what really pissed perch off because he's a business guy and these freaking Bearded mediocrities were doing business analysis, but it was like the worst thing.
It's like Wait a minute so the guy who's the executive in charge of publishing Hasn't worked in comics before What? Okay corporate america. It's like that You have a guy who worked at pepsi And he'll be put in charge of reebok Because his job is selling things to people It's not carbonation, you know carbonation is part of the product he's selling and the the shoes have moisture wicking materials, whatever His job is to create systems in an organization Purpose direction leadership and get them to sell more things to people for money it's like So, uh, you're the new boss of amalgamated spats How many spats have you sold before sir? What? You worked at the ford motor company. No, no, no it's like They can figure it out they understand a physical product that exists That can be sold to people on earth for money and One of the guys comes from like disney music And I guess he's the one who made like the frozen soundtrack or something And then the other guy has been working for uh, feige who despite what the most mediocre men who ever existed He's got a good batting average over the course of everything and yes even in recent I love when these guys like dismiss and be like daredevil, daredevil, you know, they're Why did I call it daredevil two daredevil season two? The most recent one.
No, it was crap. It was all crap. It's all crap.
It's all crap. Yeah, you didn't watch that shit You didn't fucking watch that shit. It was fucking good also Your 15 year old self Hates you like he thinks you're a lame ass Can you imagine if the quality of the most recent season of daredevil? existed in 1988 1989 when you guys pretended you read comics, but don't describe that period with any accuracy.
That's weird um So yeah, there was a period where marvel stuff Wasn't great, but the recent stuff has been good freaking Daredevil current season they improved on the last one And I still say that nobody is accurately describing or remembering the netflix daredevil run All these guys are cool. I just rewatched it Fuck you. No, you didn't You watched a dozen hour long episodes That had two minutes of action in them.
No the fuck you did not You might have watched like a youtube you know Summary of the season. I don't even think you did that But yeah, so a guy who's a suit who has just been keeping his head down for 17 years got fired And it's not even immediate like they're gonna phase him out by like next summer then two other guys who are Keeping their jobs who have been successful in other endeavors in the same company are gonna take over again at the executive level I think the funniest bits of just bearded mediocrity business analysis is like They're just gonna have the new guy just like pump out a bunch of like variants and and reboots a series No, that's what david gabriel did and dan buckley approved. They literally fired the guys who did that shit Marvel is typically the leader in the comics sphere right now.
It's not getting dog walked last. I checked it was like literally 1% But it's embarrassing. It's professionally embarrassing to have marvel Be number one for most of the last 40 years Not be number one.
So yeah things are going to change and Again it doesn't take much people like to act like absolute. Well, it's funny the newest cope is like Absolute line won't be popular forever Nothing is popular forever very few things at least Yeah, and and they they stop doing anything with the regular. So when absolute dies, they're gonna die Yeah, everything's gonna die 55 year old man with leonidas beard Go talk about some disney princess movies.
You actually are fairly accurate when you talk about them when you talk about comics It's just old man Um, but yeah, it was time for him to go it was probably time for him to go about 10 years ago It doesn't take a genius I always like to bring up the grant morrison He was portrayed as a genius in the late 1990s when he's like i'm not gonna do an accent He's like what if the justice league had superman batman archerman That's like oh so the most obvious choices But it's not just doing the most obvious choice. It's then getting a good guy to write that So you got a good writer doing kind of what people wanted it to be It doesn't take a major change literally like five good ideas Actually, just five like good ideas. You can build a whole company around that Um, but these guys don't want this they just want to be e-celebrities too it makes me think about like you know those old uh Clips from like elvis or the beatles on ed sullivan And like they're showing all the women like screaming and fainting They want to be that but they want the audience to be like 55 year old guys with like shitty goatees and leonidas beards like yeah, we're e-celebs It's it's stupid, um, uh also sad yeah, it's sad and stupid.
Um, but uh, yeah, so, uh This one again actually bringing it home this one wasn't a complete shithead he finishes it by saying um What you see in this shift Isn't to make marvel comics tie-ins to marvel studios movies and tv series But rather to break down the artificial walls between departments and also trying to shirk any good intentioned But outmoded ideas of what marvel comics should be. That's that's how it's being pitched It's like hey Did you see the latest report? We're being beat by dc. Oh by how much one percent? Okay, you know Hey, let's get some fresh blood in there How how long 25 years? Okay, let's let's get them out of there slowly over the next year And we'll get the the frozen guy and uh Kevin feige's boy in there see what we can do So is this gonna fix marvel? Yeah, is it gonna kill it? How many times can it die? I like when they get all like blustery.
It's like bro Get your lipids checked Why are your ears fat fucking hell There's no fat there inflammation That's that's the thing to look out for especially when you get older inflammation. It's hard to understand inflammation. I used to always confuse inflammation with bloating Oh, and I just found out there's a you can actually I guess there's a marker in blood for inflammation Anyway go, you know Gut microbiome all that hippy dippy shit.
It works. It's not it doesn't change things in a day, but Start paying attention that's or you can just scream about disney princesses The thing is they're not stopping so they're gonna be 65 being like Moana 7 just got green lit and I refuse to watch it And all the theater theater owners like oh my god. Thank god The 65 year old man with a freaking gandalf beard and a colostomy bag isn't gonna see the disney princess movie by himself on a thursday morning Because thank god i'm protesting it Don't you protest breathing? Anyway, thanks for watching.
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Oh, we're going dude. It's he-man now. I don't like he-man But this is not the way you talk about he-man you either talk about he-man or you don't talk about he-man and if you talk about he-man You use this voice because he's a silly over-the-top campy character being like you're being all like So in today's industry news he-man and Masters of the universe got this score with the audiences.
I don't know. Maybe i'll go sis Shut up They have that thing in uh judge dread At least they have it in the movie the first one Uh where they have the long walk where when judges get too old They just leave the city. They just walk out into the desert and die Well, they bring law to the lawless, but they walk out there and they immediately get killed One can dream one can dream And And today in smurf news q3 Like you're talking about he-man and smurfs like talk about it fun.
It's it's even be like I never liked he-man Um, i'm excited. I'm gonna go see mandalorian um A friend was showing me this. It's like it's gonna be a great week.
This is gonna flop. It's like bro We all know how sad your life is. You don't have to advertise it Like i'm going to go See it with a friend who will probably Get hammered in 10 minutes Because there's a bar And uh as someone who doesn't drink a lot you forget how fast someone can get drunk if they really want to so um So, uh, i'm gonna go see a movie with a friend.
He's probably gonna get super blasted in 10 minutes like hey Is that possible? um, and uh, it's like i'm gonna go see a movie with a friend and you're gonna sit at home and like Keep hitting refresh on box office mojo Like oh and underperformed 12% I can't say the thing i'm thinking but I can think it guess what i'm thinking Anyway, so, um right before I was just about to do my latest I hate old men who talk about You know stuff uh that They supposedly loved as a kid, but if you notice they barely give any details and when they do they get them wrong So did you did you? Um marvel comics didn't just lose dan buckley It quietly stopped having a publisher for the first time in its 87 year history. So comics has A very interesting phenomenon. So journalism, which is widely considered to be corrupt is overall more corrupt in the comic book industry And that includes what are they called opinionated journalists on the right? Actually, they're even worse There's this weird phenomenon where when things get bad these complete pieces of shit actually do a good job It's like that, you know in batman returns where bruce wayne is just kind of sitting there and then he sees the bat signal It's like he rises um Then doesn't he go into like a sarcophagus or something like that? Anyway, uh but anyway um No, I think it's an iron maiden Anywho yeah, so this is a phenomenon i've noticed and you'll see this from you know, chris arant and heidi mcdonald and rich johnson like I don't know.
Maybe they have like a magic eight ball and they shake it up and it says don't be a complete fucking shithead once this year you're like All right, and they'll do like good coverage. So he does a good coverage of This guy he's worked there since 1991 um, he's been publisher or Publisher but not called publisher for like a quarter century. And if you know his name, you probably know him from Mark millar joe casada because he was there right when the ultimates The first time around was a thing and he was given a lot of credit for that Making it a thing and then something amazing happened about 16 17 years ago Disney bought marvel and then uh for people who don't know or forgot, um uh Marvel wasn't always owned by corporations dc's been owned by warner brothers since what the 70s but literally it's like when you were collecting comics in like the 80s and 90s, it's like who owns You know who owns marvel? Oh cadence does the fuck is cadence? I swear you get like 20 orthodontists in 1982 and you could buy marvel 20 orthodontists could oh shit 10 of them Could have done it if they pooled their resources So yeah, it was just and it was always like these like really weird fly-by-night companies that would buy marvel and finally disney Uh bought them and I remember we were all kind of generally excited.
It's like disney tends to make good stuff I don't know. I I gave moon night a try because i'm going through my The birthday party clowns said this was terrible and I trusted them and um With echo, yeah, it wasn't good with moon night I guess it's fine. I just don't like that form of entertainment Like six hour long episodes just making a movie Just make it a movie It's also it was kind of stressing me out because it was oscar isaac Doing a british accent and he's doing it good, but you can tell he's just Barely holding on to it.
Like he's just about to not be able to do it. So it's like so it's just him That's like a nebbish Yeah I can't claim to be a huge fan of moon night, but I just wanted the costume looked cool the superhero costume They made for him look cool. I just kind of wanted him just fighting crime But anyway, um getting back to dan buckley so dan buckley was there, you know specifically at the joe quesada um ultimate's line Mark millar bendis all that and that they were all kind of like a crew And then disney Bought them and then dan buckley became a corporate guy like an actual corporation not just you know 20 orthodontists From michigan decided to buy marvel um And so then it became about keep your head down because you are replaceable This can get folded into disney publishing.
It can get sold off. It can be consolidated a million things can happen So just make sure you don't lose money marvel's never lost money even when it was dying multiple different times supposedly um But eventually, I mean he he went like 17 years of just keeping his head down just like look don't lose money Have a nice profit every quarter and just you know, I mean this guy's I don't like him, but it's not anything on him. I just I just look at him.
I go. No, no I don't know I just saw your face. I saw your uh quarter zip and I just didn't like you um, but i've heard good things, but most of the things i've heard are from a while ago like 20 25 years ago So the weirdest thing and perch did a good video.
It's kind of funny. He has a very like poke the bear poke the beehive uh style I think the video is called something like What the fuck do you assholes want it's It's nicer than that, but it's still pretty like in your face. The video itself is pretty mild and cheerful and then the comics are dog shit like people writing these long like Unabomber Manifestos and then fuck marvel.
I fuck fucking birds and how I saw one and it wasn't necessarily bad, but it was like deeply sad I think the title was like what do you insane people want anyway or something like that? and one guy's just like I just wish comics were like they were in the 80s and 90s and i'm like, oh Oh, you're sad and old not in a mean way, but in a sad old way like you can't comprehend That like any I said this jeez like three years ago people got pissed I said, you know, you don't miss this You miss being young and happy. There's that guy i'm blanking on his name. He was on daredevil this season He played shaggy.
He was an slc punk And he's kind of I mean he's always been in stuff, but he's kind of getting a resurgence in his career and uh, somebody was saying like oh everyone's happy to see you everyone's happy to see you in these projects and he's like I think people just like remembering Like my previous heyday because that was their previous heyday as well Like i'm just like a nostalgia act and I was like, oh, that's very Honest about yourself. You're doing good. He was good He had this line.
I was watching daredevil with a friend and he goes Does anyone know what a lieutenant governor is? I don't know in the context of that scene. It was hilarious um but uh yeah, so This guy had a heyday. It was a while ago Like a quarter century.
Oh quarter zip quarter century. Um You see it's like poetry it rhymes. Uh, but um the reactions and even though perch was being cheerful you could tell he was just like You don't have to be a shithead all the time not talking about perch But the people who had like pissed him off because the first couple days after this was announced The coverage was dog shit.
It's like marvel comics is gonna die again You know how he said it's died every month for the last five years It's definitely gonna die of this because the guy we wanted to get fired got fired, but it's worse They hired somebody else It's like bro All right, you know what i'm saying? Um Um, you can't call for someone to quit or get fired because they did this for dan buckley David gabriel, they've also done it for tom brevoort I was joking with a friend yesterday half of marvel's promise or problems could be solved but just having the new boss like Like hey, everybody the new boss is gonna come around. He's just gonna talk to you at your desk Like he would just look at tom brevoort and be like no It's like I don't even know who that guy is Get him the hell out of here. And then it'd be worse if you talked to him.
It's like Hi, i'm so and so he's like i'm tom It's like what do you do? It's like well, they got me editing the x-men books, but That's a problem. He's like I famously don't like them like I write, you know, uh blogs about how I hate the x-men characters And i'm i'm like a fun guy. He's like you're fired.
No, this is this is an easy one. This is an easy one Um, talk to hr. Whatever your contract is you're uh, hey Security guards in the lobby come up here walk him out Of the building and mail him the stuff in his desk.
This is great. I can just fire people who obviously suck um but they got what they wanted but they're Scared now in a way they've never been and that Indies indie comics got better Dc got a lot better all the usual suspects from 2018 pretty much keeping their mouths shut Mostly because they're several of them are on the Perpetually on the edge of homelessness Things are better across the board. I don't know about the q3 Deliverables in koala lumpur, but as someone who reads by the way, i'm still trying to find a comic book shop that will take 100 to 200 a month From me and I haven't found it yet still looking.
Um, but uh The reactions were ridiculous. It was just sad old man going like oh shit Indies got better marvel got better or dc got better marvel get What are they? How are they going to predict comics is dying every week? If the indies Dc and marvel all they can do is like oh sales aren't as good as they were in 1992. You mean during a bubble You mean during a bubble That's that's what you want the inflated sales created by a bubble Because these guys got nothing they got nothing.
They got 2018 talking points and they got leonidas beards. That's it and they got Talking way too loud for the situation that they're in Um Uh, but anyway, so dan buckley is leaving and he's getting replaced by This little fucking shit. I think this is what really pissed perch off because he's a business guy and these freaking Bearded mediocrities were doing business analysis, but it was like the worst thing.
It's like Wait a minute so the guy who's the executive in charge of publishing Hasn't worked in comics before What? Okay corporate america. It's like that You have a guy who worked at pepsi And he'll be put in charge of reebok Because his job is selling things to people It's not carbonation, you know carbonation is part of the product he's selling and the the shoes have moisture wicking materials, whatever His job is to create systems in an organization Purpose direction leadership and get them to sell more things to people for money it's like So, uh, you're the new boss of amalgamated spats How many spats have you sold before sir? What? You worked at the ford motor company. No, no, no it's like They can figure it out they understand a physical product that exists That can be sold to people on earth for money and One of the guys comes from like disney music And I guess he's the one who made like the frozen soundtrack or something And then the other guy has been working for uh, feige who despite what the most mediocre men who ever existed He's got a good batting average over the course of everything and yes even in recent I love when these guys like dismiss and be like daredevil, daredevil, you know, they're Why did I call it daredevil two daredevil season two? The most recent one.
No, it was crap. It was all crap. It's all crap.
It's all crap. Yeah, you didn't watch that shit You didn't fucking watch that shit. It was fucking good also Your 15 year old self Hates you like he thinks you're a lame ass Can you imagine if the quality of the most recent season of daredevil? existed in 1988 1989 when you guys pretended you read comics, but don't describe that period with any accuracy.
That's weird um So yeah, there was a period where marvel stuff Wasn't great, but the recent stuff has been good freaking Daredevil current season they improved on the last one And I still say that nobody is accurately describing or remembering the netflix daredevil run All these guys are cool. I just rewatched it Fuck you. No, you didn't You watched a dozen hour long episodes That had two minutes of action in them.
No the fuck you did not You might have watched like a youtube you know Summary of the season. I don't even think you did that But yeah, so a guy who's a suit who has just been keeping his head down for 17 years got fired And it's not even immediate like they're gonna phase him out by like next summer then two other guys who are Keeping their jobs who have been successful in other endeavors in the same company are gonna take over again at the executive level I think the funniest bits of just bearded mediocrity business analysis is like They're just gonna have the new guy just like pump out a bunch of like variants and and reboots a series No, that's what david gabriel did and dan buckley approved. They literally fired the guys who did that shit Marvel is typically the leader in the comics sphere right now.
It's not getting dog walked last. I checked it was like literally 1% But it's embarrassing. It's professionally embarrassing to have marvel Be number one for most of the last 40 years Not be number one.
So yeah things are going to change and Again it doesn't take much people like to act like absolute. Well, it's funny the newest cope is like Absolute line won't be popular forever Nothing is popular forever very few things at least Yeah, and and they they stop doing anything with the regular. So when absolute dies, they're gonna die Yeah, everything's gonna die 55 year old man with leonidas beard Go talk about some disney princess movies.
You actually are fairly accurate when you talk about them when you talk about comics It's just old man Um, but yeah, it was time for him to go it was probably time for him to go about 10 years ago It doesn't take a genius I always like to bring up the grant morrison He was portrayed as a genius in the late 1990s when he's like i'm not gonna do an accent He's like what if the justice league had superman batman archerman That's like oh so the most obvious choices But it's not just doing the most obvious choice. It's then getting a good guy to write that So you got a good writer doing kind of what people wanted it to be It doesn't take a major change literally like five good ideas Actually, just five like good ideas. You can build a whole company around that Um, but these guys don't want this they just want to be e-celebrities too it makes me think about like you know those old uh Clips from like elvis or the beatles on ed sullivan And like they're showing all the women like screaming and fainting They want to be that but they want the audience to be like 55 year old guys with like shitty goatees and leonidas beards like yeah, we're e-celebs It's it's stupid, um, uh also sad yeah, it's sad and stupid.
Um, but uh, yeah, so, uh This one again actually bringing it home this one wasn't a complete shithead he finishes it by saying um What you see in this shift Isn't to make marvel comics tie-ins to marvel studios movies and tv series But rather to break down the artificial walls between departments and also trying to shirk any good intentioned But outmoded ideas of what marvel comics should be. That's that's how it's being pitched It's like hey Did you see the latest report? We're being beat by dc. Oh by how much one percent? Okay, you know Hey, let's get some fresh blood in there How how long 25 years? Okay, let's let's get them out of there slowly over the next year And we'll get the the frozen guy and uh Kevin feige's boy in there see what we can do So is this gonna fix marvel? Yeah, is it gonna kill it? How many times can it die? I like when they get all like blustery.
It's like bro Get your lipids checked Why are your ears fat fucking hell There's no fat there inflammation That's that's the thing to look out for especially when you get older inflammation. It's hard to understand inflammation. I used to always confuse inflammation with bloating Oh, and I just found out there's a you can actually I guess there's a marker in blood for inflammation Anyway go, you know Gut microbiome all that hippy dippy shit.
It works. It's not it doesn't change things in a day, but Start paying attention that's or you can just scream about disney princesses The thing is they're not stopping so they're gonna be 65 being like Moana 7 just got green lit and I refuse to watch it And all the theater theater owners like oh my god. Thank god The 65 year old man with a freaking gandalf beard and a colostomy bag isn't gonna see the disney princess movie by himself on a thursday morning Because thank god i'm protesting it Don't you protest breathing? Anyway, thanks for watching.
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@KiwiChud Even IF Marvel DID die like he says, it's not like HE ever bought anything from them in the first place, everything he read was pirated from them. As for Marvel officially dieing, the comics maybe.....but I doubt Disney is going to allow the MCU to go anywhere anytime soon. They wouldn't be in this predicament in the first place if they just listen to the actual fans, instead of catering to a bunch of freaks and weirdos that never had an interest in the first place but wanted to feel included in something just to have it. Woke makes you broke, it's pretty much a proven fact now.
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Richard sounds insane here. He doesn't sound like a pop-culture enjoyer, he sounds like a raving lunatic.
He should put this stuff in word balloons in his next comic, except I don't think he's going to make any more of those.
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Hi everyone, it's your boy Zach, and I was going to talk about something else, but I forget what it was, which is probably a good sign. I don't think it was about me hating old men, but it might have been. So anyway, I saw The Mandalorian and Grogu in theaters, IMAX, last night.
I believe this is the first showing. And full, full IMAX theater, and that's a large theater. It was funny, I kept thinking people were using their cell phones, but a lot of them had like plastic Mandalorian helmets that were highly reflective, so it was kind of distracting.
I was like, everyone's on their cell phones? I was like, no, everyone, they wore their Mandalorian helmets and then they took them off and put them on their knee, and it was like reflecting the screen. Also, I was trying to explain something in a comment, I don't think it quite came through. A lot of this movie is shot from a low angle, to make everything look more heroic and stuff like that.
But I sat in the perfect row that it was almost like a parallax thing, like it almost made it, like I was the angle to the screen that the camera was the angle to the action, and it made it really good. It was actually kind of trippy in some ways, I was like, is this 3D? Because it feels like it. And I didn't have the 3D glasses on.
I got some cards, but it looks like they're all the same card, I don't know what's up with that. But I really liked it. I liked it a lot.
There's, okay, so I'll start off with my complaints, because that's I think how the human mind works now that it's been warped by social media. Two things, number one, there's a scene, my buddy kept saying it was in the middle, it's not in the middle. It's about four fifths of the way through the movie.
And it looks like at some point some executive said, we need more Grogu, Grogu doesn't do a lot in this movie, and he really doesn't. So there's a scene, fuck, it might have been five minutes, it felt like 15, where it's just Grogu doing stuff while the Mandalorian is knocked out, and you might say, oh he gets in a crazy adventure. No, it's just kind of like chores.
It's literally him doing anything. And it looks like he's a puppet for most of that, I actually really like that, him and these buddies he has, and they're all puppets. I think Filoni and Favreau think that everybody watched every episode of everything they've ever made, and they love it all, because they will just, you can always tell when they hold the camera on something, because they think we're going to start clapping.
I was like, okay, some Sesame Street puppets just pulled up in a spaceship, that's kind of fun and funny, but am I supposed to know? Apparently they were a huge deal in season three, I just saw TikTok about that. So there's a Grogu chapter, and it's really made, it really feels like, when people say it's just a couple episodes, they always say three, it's not like three episodes, it's like five episodes, and it's really clear where an episode ends, well, probably chapters. So there's a whole chapter on Grogu, and that's a good time to go to the bathroom, or just go to the lobby and just wander around.
And then the other thing that bothered me was, and I noticed this when I went to go try and watch The Defenders, is they do this thing where they do like fake film grain, but it doesn't look like film grain, it just looks kind of pixelated, not pixelated, there's another word for it. I saw it with that Deathstroke, where the guy was using 3D models, and he would zoom in too close, and it was like bitmapping or something like that. It doesn't look like film grain, it's supposed to look like film grain, it just looks like it's at a weird resolution.
But overall I liked it, and it was kind of a meta thing to watch it, because I kept watching it, and I was having fun. And I was thinking about, there's a whole group of people who are supposed to be my peers, who, well first of all they're not going to see it because they protest everything, and second of all, if they go they're not going to like it, because they programmed themselves just to hate everything. It was total fun.
I was doing an impersonation to my buddy of somebody hating this, like, this Star Wars movie was nothing but like armored bounty hunters getting in fights and flying in spaceships and like special effects and more fights and adventures and getting out of traps, it's like all of those things are good. It's very much in the movie serial Buck Rogers, if you've ever watched those from, those are what, like the 20s, 30s? Oh! Betty Boop. That's what I was going to talk about.
Freaking Betty Boop. So, closeted conservatives are all in a tizzy because a black woman is going to star in a movie about the creator of Betty Boop. Maybe just do a voice for a character, maybe play the character.
It's not like Betty Boop, it's not like Barbie, it's about the relationship with the character and her creator. So it's going to be some indie movie, and it's not even sure if it's going to happen, it sounds like it's just being developed, but Matt Walsh was just, he's gay. I was going to say something else, but I've never been fought on that.
Nobody's ever tried to defend him. Nobody wants to die on the hill that Matt Walsh is straight, it's hilarious, but this is more fun to talk about because I'm not interested in Betty Boop, nobody is, except for this woman who produces Abbott Elementary, a show I've never watched. But it was a fun adventure in the style of serials, which is funny because that's what Star Wars was originally based on, the Buster Crabb serials from the 1930s.
So, oh, one thing I do want to say. I was on the fence of even seeing this until I went to see Mortal Kombat and I saw the trailer, and I was in the exact same seats because I have OCD and I do stuff like that. I was very proud of getting seat F1 to watch F1, and I've told everyone I know I did that and nobody cares, but if you don't have OCD and you want to simulate OCD, just do something like that.
Oh, I'm going to go see F1 and I'm going to sit in seat F1 and it's going to make me so happy and at peace. It was perfect. But yeah, so, good movie, good adventure movie, had a lot of fun.
Full theater, IMAX theater, large theater, lots of people wearing the gear. There was an AT-AT, it just, I didn't see anyone buy it. It just looked like the toy from the toy store, it was 80 bucks, and my friend thought that was crazy, I was like, no, you don't understand, the Galactus head was like 60, so this is like a full AT-AT.
But fun movie, good adventure, okay, more complaints. I was talking to a friend, I think he lasted longer watching The Mandalorian than I did, it was basically between I think like season one and season two, Pedro Pascal just like didn't want to do the show because his face was covered, so he was like either show my face a lot or have the stuntman do all the scenes. And what I remember is the stuntman used to act like Pedro Pascal, who was like mid-forties when he started the role, and he was in good shape, but one of the things I liked about The Mandalorian is he was clearly an older guy, he would kind of move slow, his voice was always kind of low, he was kind of calm, kind of depressed, and so they would match him and they would do a good job.
They would walk in like Pedro Pascal's slow, plodding way. Now it's just clearly like a super-fit 30-year-old guy doing like spin kicks, and The Mandalorian's like in his fifties now, and he wasn't like that in his forties, and this is clearly just a young, fit stuntman. He doesn't move, nothing, it's very clear, and Pedro is barely in the movie, I mean he just has a voice, but I think you can see his face for five, five minutes, ten minutes.
It's a fun time in Star Wars, it's like the Empire is defeated but it still exists and they're kind of doing mopping up operations, there's a lot of, well not a lot, but there's a good amount of X-wings, A-wings, X-wings and A-wings, I'm really getting into any kind of, like I'm playing War Thunder, so I never really cared about spaceships or fighter jets and now I'm super into it, and I finally figured out how to, I was stuck with like the bi-planes on War Thunder, even though I was earning or researching, they call it, other planes, but I couldn't figure out how to get them, but War Thunder is a PC game that was ported to consoles but they didn't really change anything, so there's a lot of times where you have to like move a cursor to a tiny little button and then this one you have to double click, like X, and I was just single clicking it because usually on consoles you just single click things, but finally I double clicked so now I'm getting like the better tanks and the, I haven't gotten any jets yet, but I'm getting the faster, and I'm actually getting pretty good at dogfighting, so it's very exciting, so when they do anything with the dogfight, I will say at one point the Mandalorian calls in an airstrike and I was like, the villains are defeated, you're just kind of blowing up their house, that has like a couple, they were trying to have like a Death Star moment, but imagine if like you blew up the Death Star and like Palpatine and Vader were dead, and also there was never that many people in it, like it was just a structure, you could just use it, it could be a community center on that planet, you know, they could play street poops there at night to keep them from committing crimes, but a fun adventure movie, don't let any dumb culture war shit, I saw one guy, I'm not trying to single him out, but he's like, oh, you know, I'm just Star Wars'd out from both sides, give it another five years, it's like, buddy, I don't want a five-year-old. Harsher gig, is that what they used to say in the 1990s, but uh, once you get to like 45, you can't assume five years left on anything, I've talked about this, a lot of guys just croak around 50, and nobody, they get to 50, it's like everyone else is making it 80, for some reason when a man dies around 50, everyone goes, so like, dude, unless you're like, you're in your 20s or 30s, don't put off anything five years, also it's been, what has it been like, eight years since the last Star Wars movie, because that's what a lot of these guys always say, it's like, you need to let these things sit, uh, sit, and then, you know, it's okay, it's been eight years, weirdly enough, Han Solo is um, what is that phrase, history will be very kind to this, they were doing all the flop flop flop, history has been very kind to the Solo movie, it's a good solid adventure, and actually, it kind of matches um, Mandalorian, which, Mandalorian, I've never been like a huge guy for like the expanded universe, or all that, you know, stuff, I, I only considered the movies to be real, until the tv shows, so it kind of exists in this like, that period of Star Wars fandom, where they would do like a bunch of Dark Horse comics, and then uh, George Lucas would say like, no, and then all that stuff would just be scrubbed from the timeline, but it feels, you know, it's, it's kind of like an expanded universe-esque, using the elements from the Filoni, uh, Favreau stuff, there was a couple of, I don't have like some weird hatred of Filoni, I was a huge fan of him during Clone Wars, now it's just kind of like, he's okay, you know, he's got a good batting average, let's say, but there was a cameo of him in his stupid ass cowboy hat, and I just, this is just, this is, as a guy with a Ra's al Ghul hairline, I hate when guys have full heads of hair, and then their thing is they wear a hat, like, fuck you, fuck you twice, like, I hate you so fucking much, you're, you should be the hair guy, don't be the hair guy and the hat guy at the same time, so he's got his cowboy hat, you're like, okay, he's like the cowboy hat guy, um, I don't think I've ever seen a cowboy hat in Star Wars, so that's kind of distracting, and then he's like in the, the pilot's mess, uh, the mess hall type of area, I guess it's operations technically, but it looked more like a mess hall to me, and then like, you're like, okay, that was his cameo, I got out of the way, I wasn't crazy about it, and then like, they show him as one of the pilots in the X-Wings, I'm like, I prefer the bald Asian guy, he doesn't wear hats, and he should, uh, there's this bald chubby older Asian guy who's like part of the Feloniverse, he was in Ahsoka, and again, even with Ahsoka, everything with Feloniverse, it feels like, oh, you didn't watch all of these three other shows, it's like, no, I didn't, I thought it was fairly well-versed on the Clone Wars, but I don't know anything about Rebels, I thought that was like a show for kids, um, but, uh, anyway, it's getting hot here, so, and I think I ran out of stuff to say, so, um, uh, if you don't see this movie, basically, your 10-year-old self would hate you if you didn't like this movie. It's not a movie to love, it's, it's, you know, those Saturday, I believe the serials originally came out on Saturdays, weekends, I actually don't know, I've heard the phrase Saturday morning serials, but I might be confusing that, so serials were, they were, they were like 10 minutes, and they would be shown before a regular feature length movie, back in the day, they would show like a cartoon and a newsreel, it's like, the Kaiser rolls in on Finland, or some shit like that, uh, they talked like that.
Supposedly, I've heard this, let me know if you guys are, um, experts in this shit, I've heard that that way that we make fun of, like, people who talk like this, they weren't talking like this, just the microphones caught, like, just part of the, they, they wouldn't, how would I say it, they would make your voice sound weird, essentially, it was kind of almost like auto-tuning, but auto-tuning by accident, because the microphones weren't that great, um, that makes a lot more sense than, everybody just talked like this, because, like, my grandma didn't talk like this, she wasn't like, hey, here's your Christmas present, like, they just talked like, kind of slow, you know, like, slow, like old people, but my grandpa wasn't like, bang, zoom, wowee, um, but, uh, yeah, there's been a lot of tangents, it was a fun movie, I had a fun time, um, and so, uh, go check it out, and don't give me any dumb excuses, well, I'm still angry, bro, you ain't got five years left, well, you can't assume you got five years left, I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh, Phil Hartman only made it to 49, you know, there's lots of people, they just, uh, Bob Ross, I think he was around 50 too, guys around 50, they just croaking, nobody really cares that much, so go see it, don't be a cunt, your 10-year-old self will hate you, would hate you if you didn't like this movie, it's a bounty hunter in armor with a jet pack fighting bad guys, getting in adventures, rescuing people, getting into traps, getting out, it's cool, go, um, do stuff when you get to the scene where Mandalorian is knocked out and Grogu starts tending him, I guess, I would estimate it's about 10 minutes, yeah, at least for, it felt longer, but I think it was only about 10 minutes, anyway, thanks for watching, bye.
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I believe this is the first showing. And full, full IMAX theater, and that's a large theater. It was funny, I kept thinking people were using their cell phones, but a lot of them had like plastic Mandalorian helmets that were highly reflective, so it was kind of distracting.
I was like, everyone's on their cell phones? I was like, no, everyone, they wore their Mandalorian helmets and then they took them off and put them on their knee, and it was like reflecting the screen. Also, I was trying to explain something in a comment, I don't think it quite came through. A lot of this movie is shot from a low angle, to make everything look more heroic and stuff like that.
But I sat in the perfect row that it was almost like a parallax thing, like it almost made it, like I was the angle to the screen that the camera was the angle to the action, and it made it really good. It was actually kind of trippy in some ways, I was like, is this 3D? Because it feels like it. And I didn't have the 3D glasses on.
I got some cards, but it looks like they're all the same card, I don't know what's up with that. But I really liked it. I liked it a lot.
There's, okay, so I'll start off with my complaints, because that's I think how the human mind works now that it's been warped by social media. Two things, number one, there's a scene, my buddy kept saying it was in the middle, it's not in the middle. It's about four fifths of the way through the movie.
And it looks like at some point some executive said, we need more Grogu, Grogu doesn't do a lot in this movie, and he really doesn't. So there's a scene, fuck, it might have been five minutes, it felt like 15, where it's just Grogu doing stuff while the Mandalorian is knocked out, and you might say, oh he gets in a crazy adventure. No, it's just kind of like chores.
It's literally him doing anything. And it looks like he's a puppet for most of that, I actually really like that, him and these buddies he has, and they're all puppets. I think Filoni and Favreau think that everybody watched every episode of everything they've ever made, and they love it all, because they will just, you can always tell when they hold the camera on something, because they think we're going to start clapping.
I was like, okay, some Sesame Street puppets just pulled up in a spaceship, that's kind of fun and funny, but am I supposed to know? Apparently they were a huge deal in season three, I just saw TikTok about that. So there's a Grogu chapter, and it's really made, it really feels like, when people say it's just a couple episodes, they always say three, it's not like three episodes, it's like five episodes, and it's really clear where an episode ends, well, probably chapters. So there's a whole chapter on Grogu, and that's a good time to go to the bathroom, or just go to the lobby and just wander around.
And then the other thing that bothered me was, and I noticed this when I went to go try and watch The Defenders, is they do this thing where they do like fake film grain, but it doesn't look like film grain, it just looks kind of pixelated, not pixelated, there's another word for it. I saw it with that Deathstroke, where the guy was using 3D models, and he would zoom in too close, and it was like bitmapping or something like that. It doesn't look like film grain, it's supposed to look like film grain, it just looks like it's at a weird resolution.
But overall I liked it, and it was kind of a meta thing to watch it, because I kept watching it, and I was having fun. And I was thinking about, there's a whole group of people who are supposed to be my peers, who, well first of all they're not going to see it because they protest everything, and second of all, if they go they're not going to like it, because they programmed themselves just to hate everything. It was total fun.
I was doing an impersonation to my buddy of somebody hating this, like, this Star Wars movie was nothing but like armored bounty hunters getting in fights and flying in spaceships and like special effects and more fights and adventures and getting out of traps, it's like all of those things are good. It's very much in the movie serial Buck Rogers, if you've ever watched those from, those are what, like the 20s, 30s? Oh! Betty Boop. That's what I was going to talk about.
Freaking Betty Boop. So, closeted conservatives are all in a tizzy because a black woman is going to star in a movie about the creator of Betty Boop. Maybe just do a voice for a character, maybe play the character.
It's not like Betty Boop, it's not like Barbie, it's about the relationship with the character and her creator. So it's going to be some indie movie, and it's not even sure if it's going to happen, it sounds like it's just being developed, but Matt Walsh was just, he's gay. I was going to say something else, but I've never been fought on that.
Nobody's ever tried to defend him. Nobody wants to die on the hill that Matt Walsh is straight, it's hilarious, but this is more fun to talk about because I'm not interested in Betty Boop, nobody is, except for this woman who produces Abbott Elementary, a show I've never watched. But it was a fun adventure in the style of serials, which is funny because that's what Star Wars was originally based on, the Buster Crabb serials from the 1930s.
So, oh, one thing I do want to say. I was on the fence of even seeing this until I went to see Mortal Kombat and I saw the trailer, and I was in the exact same seats because I have OCD and I do stuff like that. I was very proud of getting seat F1 to watch F1, and I've told everyone I know I did that and nobody cares, but if you don't have OCD and you want to simulate OCD, just do something like that.
Oh, I'm going to go see F1 and I'm going to sit in seat F1 and it's going to make me so happy and at peace. It was perfect. But yeah, so, good movie, good adventure movie, had a lot of fun.
Full theater, IMAX theater, large theater, lots of people wearing the gear. There was an AT-AT, it just, I didn't see anyone buy it. It just looked like the toy from the toy store, it was 80 bucks, and my friend thought that was crazy, I was like, no, you don't understand, the Galactus head was like 60, so this is like a full AT-AT.
But fun movie, good adventure, okay, more complaints. I was talking to a friend, I think he lasted longer watching The Mandalorian than I did, it was basically between I think like season one and season two, Pedro Pascal just like didn't want to do the show because his face was covered, so he was like either show my face a lot or have the stuntman do all the scenes. And what I remember is the stuntman used to act like Pedro Pascal, who was like mid-forties when he started the role, and he was in good shape, but one of the things I liked about The Mandalorian is he was clearly an older guy, he would kind of move slow, his voice was always kind of low, he was kind of calm, kind of depressed, and so they would match him and they would do a good job.
They would walk in like Pedro Pascal's slow, plodding way. Now it's just clearly like a super-fit 30-year-old guy doing like spin kicks, and The Mandalorian's like in his fifties now, and he wasn't like that in his forties, and this is clearly just a young, fit stuntman. He doesn't move, nothing, it's very clear, and Pedro is barely in the movie, I mean he just has a voice, but I think you can see his face for five, five minutes, ten minutes.
It's a fun time in Star Wars, it's like the Empire is defeated but it still exists and they're kind of doing mopping up operations, there's a lot of, well not a lot, but there's a good amount of X-wings, A-wings, X-wings and A-wings, I'm really getting into any kind of, like I'm playing War Thunder, so I never really cared about spaceships or fighter jets and now I'm super into it, and I finally figured out how to, I was stuck with like the bi-planes on War Thunder, even though I was earning or researching, they call it, other planes, but I couldn't figure out how to get them, but War Thunder is a PC game that was ported to consoles but they didn't really change anything, so there's a lot of times where you have to like move a cursor to a tiny little button and then this one you have to double click, like X, and I was just single clicking it because usually on consoles you just single click things, but finally I double clicked so now I'm getting like the better tanks and the, I haven't gotten any jets yet, but I'm getting the faster, and I'm actually getting pretty good at dogfighting, so it's very exciting, so when they do anything with the dogfight, I will say at one point the Mandalorian calls in an airstrike and I was like, the villains are defeated, you're just kind of blowing up their house, that has like a couple, they were trying to have like a Death Star moment, but imagine if like you blew up the Death Star and like Palpatine and Vader were dead, and also there was never that many people in it, like it was just a structure, you could just use it, it could be a community center on that planet, you know, they could play street poops there at night to keep them from committing crimes, but a fun adventure movie, don't let any dumb culture war shit, I saw one guy, I'm not trying to single him out, but he's like, oh, you know, I'm just Star Wars'd out from both sides, give it another five years, it's like, buddy, I don't want a five-year-old. Harsher gig, is that what they used to say in the 1990s, but uh, once you get to like 45, you can't assume five years left on anything, I've talked about this, a lot of guys just croak around 50, and nobody, they get to 50, it's like everyone else is making it 80, for some reason when a man dies around 50, everyone goes, so like, dude, unless you're like, you're in your 20s or 30s, don't put off anything five years, also it's been, what has it been like, eight years since the last Star Wars movie, because that's what a lot of these guys always say, it's like, you need to let these things sit, uh, sit, and then, you know, it's okay, it's been eight years, weirdly enough, Han Solo is um, what is that phrase, history will be very kind to this, they were doing all the flop flop flop, history has been very kind to the Solo movie, it's a good solid adventure, and actually, it kind of matches um, Mandalorian, which, Mandalorian, I've never been like a huge guy for like the expanded universe, or all that, you know, stuff, I, I only considered the movies to be real, until the tv shows, so it kind of exists in this like, that period of Star Wars fandom, where they would do like a bunch of Dark Horse comics, and then uh, George Lucas would say like, no, and then all that stuff would just be scrubbed from the timeline, but it feels, you know, it's, it's kind of like an expanded universe-esque, using the elements from the Filoni, uh, Favreau stuff, there was a couple of, I don't have like some weird hatred of Filoni, I was a huge fan of him during Clone Wars, now it's just kind of like, he's okay, you know, he's got a good batting average, let's say, but there was a cameo of him in his stupid ass cowboy hat, and I just, this is just, this is, as a guy with a Ra's al Ghul hairline, I hate when guys have full heads of hair, and then their thing is they wear a hat, like, fuck you, fuck you twice, like, I hate you so fucking much, you're, you should be the hair guy, don't be the hair guy and the hat guy at the same time, so he's got his cowboy hat, you're like, okay, he's like the cowboy hat guy, um, I don't think I've ever seen a cowboy hat in Star Wars, so that's kind of distracting, and then he's like in the, the pilot's mess, uh, the mess hall type of area, I guess it's operations technically, but it looked more like a mess hall to me, and then like, you're like, okay, that was his cameo, I got out of the way, I wasn't crazy about it, and then like, they show him as one of the pilots in the X-Wings, I'm like, I prefer the bald Asian guy, he doesn't wear hats, and he should, uh, there's this bald chubby older Asian guy who's like part of the Feloniverse, he was in Ahsoka, and again, even with Ahsoka, everything with Feloniverse, it feels like, oh, you didn't watch all of these three other shows, it's like, no, I didn't, I thought it was fairly well-versed on the Clone Wars, but I don't know anything about Rebels, I thought that was like a show for kids, um, but, uh, anyway, it's getting hot here, so, and I think I ran out of stuff to say, so, um, uh, if you don't see this movie, basically, your 10-year-old self would hate you if you didn't like this movie. It's not a movie to love, it's, it's, you know, those Saturday, I believe the serials originally came out on Saturdays, weekends, I actually don't know, I've heard the phrase Saturday morning serials, but I might be confusing that, so serials were, they were, they were like 10 minutes, and they would be shown before a regular feature length movie, back in the day, they would show like a cartoon and a newsreel, it's like, the Kaiser rolls in on Finland, or some shit like that, uh, they talked like that.
Supposedly, I've heard this, let me know if you guys are, um, experts in this shit, I've heard that that way that we make fun of, like, people who talk like this, they weren't talking like this, just the microphones caught, like, just part of the, they, they wouldn't, how would I say it, they would make your voice sound weird, essentially, it was kind of almost like auto-tuning, but auto-tuning by accident, because the microphones weren't that great, um, that makes a lot more sense than, everybody just talked like this, because, like, my grandma didn't talk like this, she wasn't like, hey, here's your Christmas present, like, they just talked like, kind of slow, you know, like, slow, like old people, but my grandpa wasn't like, bang, zoom, wowee, um, but, uh, yeah, there's been a lot of tangents, it was a fun movie, I had a fun time, um, and so, uh, go check it out, and don't give me any dumb excuses, well, I'm still angry, bro, you ain't got five years left, well, you can't assume you got five years left, I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh, Phil Hartman only made it to 49, you know, there's lots of people, they just, uh, Bob Ross, I think he was around 50 too, guys around 50, they just croaking, nobody really cares that much, so go see it, don't be a cunt, your 10-year-old self will hate you, would hate you if you didn't like this movie, it's a bounty hunter in armor with a jet pack fighting bad guys, getting in adventures, rescuing people, getting into traps, getting out, it's cool, go, um, do stuff when you get to the scene where Mandalorian is knocked out and Grogu starts tending him, I guess, I would estimate it's about 10 minutes, yeah, at least for, it felt longer, but I think it was only about 10 minutes, anyway, thanks for watching, bye.
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Did Zack really go watch it or did he download a grainy copy from the seven seas?
Vida
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Pretty sure he went to the cinema. He mentioned going with a friend, choosing the seat "F1" because he has been doing so since the F1 movie and mentioning other viewers wearing the helmet of the mandalorian.
He also mentions that he hated a scene with baby yoda and recommends using that time to go to the toilet or simply go out to walk around.
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His review is the only non-Disney paid shill ones that is glowing, which probably shouldn't surprise me. Most normie people that for some reason watched this movie seemed to say it was mid or meh, as it's just another season of Mando doing fetch quests only this time it's on the big screen. That and Filoni using this movie to bring in more of his Clone Wars characters.
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I just want to point out that Phil Hartman was murdered,
"In 1998, while Phil was sleeping in his bed, Brynn (his wife) shot and killed him, and later killed herself. In the weeks following his murder, Hartman was celebrated in a wave of tributes. " (Wikipedia)
He didn't drop dead from a heart attack or anything like that. However, if I ever got to go back in time to meet him, I'd be sure to bring a pirated copy of the Mandelorian and Grogu for him to watch, because I'm sure his main regret about being murdered would be never getting a chance to see that.