#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

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Brother Maynard said:
I'm sure you'll be the next one welcomed back into his slimy arms. Just gotta kiss the ring, JDA.
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I'm here to fight a culture war against a cabal of satanic pedophile cannibals who rule the world and control corporate media.

I don't fight for the sake of fighting. If Ethan's respecting quality creators like myself, doing the right thing with Nasser, and he's raising awareness about voter fraud and corporate bullshit in the industry from his giant platform, then I'm not going to spend my entire life going Reeeeeee Ethan. I've always said this. I don't think binary like a lot of the low IQ spergs.
 
Analog Devolved said:
Smiller is a tard and always has been. Why that faggot want to revive the gayops campaign is beyond me. His streams suck and he's a bigot just like dirtworm Doug. Why people with no theological background take to youtube and twitter to preach "homo sex is sin" while not adhering to the other archaic examples of so-called morality in Leviticus and other old testament stuff I'll never understand.
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Whatever Smiller's formal training, moral theology doesn't begin or end with Leviticus. Read another book.
 
TheCosmicWarrior said:
I'm here to fight a culture war against a cabal of satanic pedophile cannibals who rule the world and control corporate media.

I don't fight for the sake of fighting. If Ethan's respecting quality creators like myself, doing the right thing with Nasser, and he's raising awareness about voter fraud and corporate bullshit in the industry from his giant platform, then I'm not going to spend my entire life going Reeeeeee Ethan. I've always said this. I don't think binary like a lot of the low IQ spergs.
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Your comics are shit, JDA.
 
Backers still don't have their books.
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I guess by "someone competent has taken over" donal just means "I'm going to continue to ignore all of you and steal the money."
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TheCosmicWarrior said:
You're mad that I know how to write professionally and you don't. Keep trying. You'll get there after about your 100th effort. Gotta put in the hours.
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I don't know Jon, I figured putting in the hours meant you'd get better, not fall into letting something like this get past the editorial stage. And you call yourself a writer. Shit, I think I can use grammar better when I'm shitfaced drunk. Let's not even call what you do "professional" Go home, Jon.
 
Newman's Lovechild said:
Only here, where there are no superchats to be had.



Is there an ignore function on the Farms?



Did Cecil's liver give out finally?



Autism time. Or, extra autism time:

That salamandroid does resemble a lizard is the first thing I noticed. At least, it resembles a lizard more than it does a salamander. This is a salamander. Even Cyberfrog kind of looks like a frog. Salamandroid looks like '98 Godzilla given a respray and the serial numbers filed off.

It doesn't matter at all in the grand scheme of the comicsgate con, but since we're here.
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You can ignore click on the name and it pops up
 
Analog Devolved said:
To ignore someone just click on their name once and when it brings up their info click "ignore".

The PVC figurines look great. They are some of the best swag I've seen with any crowdfund campaign. Hopefully in the future you can make articulated action figures. I think cyberfrog or all caps related patches would also do pretty well for people to put on their convention backpacks.

Talking about star wars movies has jumped the shark. Ngl that shit is boring as hell. I'm surprised you haven't done any video game streams or created your own EVS clan. The star wars squadrons game might be something you enjoy and video games are a huge channel magnet.

Smiller is a tard and always has been. Why that faggot want to revive the gayops campaign is beyond me. His streams suck and he's a bigot just like dirtworm Doug. Why people with no theological background take to youtube and twitter to preach "homo sex is sin" while not adhering to the other archaic examples of so-called morality in Leviticus and other old testament stuff I'll never understand. He grandstands just like SJW's in comics.
Smiller is currently sperging about the election. The dude just needs to accept that Trump lost and focus on non-maga comics. Tarding out claiming the vote was rigged is just the latest iteration of his insanity.
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Standardized Profile said:
Whatever Smiller's formal training, moral theology doesn't begin or end with Leviticus. Read another book.
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Miller may be on the spectrum, but pretty sure other stuff in the Bible condems fagshit. Go take your destroyed anus and cry with your special friend. Nothing more pathetic than crying over Jesus people Jesusing.

I doubt Frog could handle a videogame, he's pretty damn old.

CapeKnight said:
So Jon, I caught a segment of your show that's going on right now, and you complained about @SaidNoOneEver asking a simple question, and yet you didn't address what I pointed out:

Why can't you get "Uh oh" right? @TheCosmicWarrior
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That's some strong milk there.
 
The old misdirection one-two punch combo from my favorite comicsgrifter. Yes, it is important to know that Ethan isn't here to save the comic book industry, he's here to reheat his trash IPs and serve them up on a moldy plate and call it brunch. My approach to comics is character-based. I want to see great stories with our classic superheroes. The real tragedy in all of this is there is no real recovery. Comic Books have always been a collaborative effort that relies on great writing and great artwork. With all the great artists who have decided to go independent, there hasn't been anyone of note who has managed to make their brands anywhere near as compelling as the big 2. You really have to be a fan of Cyberfrog first and foremost to believe that Comicsgrift is great.

Is it really that awesome? You could play pin the tail on the salamander and come up with a design that makes more sense.

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Oh, so that's why you put his teeth on the outside like a dinosaur and gave him a bone-headed dinosaur cranium! The only thing you carried over was the general mouth shape. Time for a redesign of the redesign. Cyberfrog looks more like a salamander than his Sciversaurus.

FROG said:
So once REKT PLANET is shipping, and people are feeling pretty excited about CyberFrog, I'll launch the campaign for the action figures. Here they are:
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Who needs to look like they can even walk when you can have gigantic robotic toes that serve no purpose other than being stub-proof? Colored like refried dog vomit too. The innovation never ends! The chick is alright, but she'd looks more like a KISS groupie. VizzPizz looks like a hornet wearing Charlie Brown sweaters.
 
Absurdity said:
The old misdirection one-two punch combo from my favorite comicsgrifter. Yes, it is important to know that Ethan isn't here to save the comic book industry, he's here to reheat his trash IPs and serve them up on a moldy plate and call it brunch. My approach to comics is character-based. I want to see great stories with our classic superheroes. The real tragedy in all of this is there is no real recovery. Comic Books have always been a collaborative effort that relies on great writing and great artwork. With all the great artists who have decided to go independent, there hasn't been anyone of note who has managed to make their brands anywhere near as compelling as the big 2. You really have to be a fan of Cyberfrog first and foremost to believe that Comicsgrift is great.

Is it really that awesome? You could play pin the tail on the salamander and come up with a design that makes more sense.



Oh, so that's why you put his teeth on the outside like a dinosaur and gave him a bone-headed dinosaur cranium! The only thing you carried over was the general mouth shape. Time for a redesign of the redesign. Cyberfrog looks more like a salamander than his Sciversaurus.



Who needs to look like they can even walk when you can have gigantic robotic toes that serve no purpose other than being stub-proof? Colored like refried dog vomit too. The innovation never ends! The chick is alright, but she'd looks more like a KISS groupie. VizzPizz looks like a hornet wearing Charlie Brown sweaters.
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I'm glad that most of the people who are buying CYBERFROG disagree with you, and seem to be truly enjoying the story, the art, and the collecting experience. It's been heartening to get messages from younger readers too, who like the characters and want more of them.

But you're allowed to harshly beg to differ as a retardedly obsessive A-Log retard if you want to. You've made a powerful argument about the unworthiness of an indie Frog comic, and everyone is blown away by it, and your avatar reassures me that you're not at all biased.

So check this out: Salamandroid and CyberFrog are like hulked out versions of the animals that Kjell Sinn copied. Yes, most salamanders don't have teeth. For that matter, frogs don't either, and yet CyberFrog has a nice set of pearly whites. Salamandroid is more like a crocodile and a Komodo Dragon, if you want to get autistic about it, but people really like the character and are willing to suspend disbelief, mostly because salamanders aren't that cool looking and they just want to have fun.

To sum up: A living spaceship came to earth and made robotic superhero monsters using amphibians as reference. They look like this. It's a comic book. And it's making millions!

Just enjoy it. And my success.
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