@FROG I hope you don't mind me un-fucking off here. Those bloody cunts pulled the plug out of my Frog-o-Vision box! I was right in the middle of watching you explain yourself in a very fetching hat.
And it is a genuinely fetching hat Frog, I really do mean that. What is that, koala fur? I'm sorry for tearing your brain last weekend. No hard feelings? We don't have to be animals Frog, or if we do, we don't have to be predator-prey. Let's just be
whatever this is.
With that said, move over Doomcock, because I am about to blow this conspiracy WIDE OPEN!
THE FROG CONSPIRACY or,
Why (Almost) Everything is Ethan Van Sciver's Fault
This conspiracy can be summed up in three steps:
1.
The motive.
Snyder begins to sweat, from the cancel heat closing in after the public exposure/Twitrage of him thanking Ethan Van Sciver in the credits of Justice League.
Snyder fears he will be cancelled for the crime of not completely cancelling Frog.
2.
The means.
Snyder reaches out to friendly, eager, willing cucks
Geeks+Gamers, with the intention of using G+G servants as his toilet paper in a public shitting, to wash himself clean of the sin of thanking Frog.
Snyder secures access route via a large left-wing multimillionaire black athlete that the owner of G+G has fallen in love with.
Access secured, Snyder enters the G+G charity stream and makes it a point to fart loudly, in their specific direction, while they blush. Snyder follows through, planting actual shit into the faces of all the G+G people at high velocity.
3.
Mission accomplished. Snyder can now head to the extraction point while the poor G+G crew are left to wipe the shit and tears from their faces, wafting away the lingering stench of Snyder's unpleasant eggy shit-fart, and rationalizing that it's actually good publicity to be viciously farted on by a hack director.
Voila, fait accompli.
So if you think about it, nearly all of it is Frog's fault. The only parts he isn't to blame for, are: Snyder thanking him, his own name being cancellation Kryptonite, and G+G being pussies.