Command and Conquer: Rivals - EA is really beating the dead horse here.

On a scale of flop to flop so hard EA finally stop fucking with Command & Conquer, how hard will it flop?

It's a free-to-play game probably made on a shoestring budget, that leverages a popular brand to sell highly manipulative microtransactions. It's certainly going to turn a profit, and might turn a significant profit.

I'm just sad Totalbiscuit didn't live to see this. He loved shit mobile games with pay-to-win elements. He probably could have singlehandedly financed development.
 
On a scale of flop to flop so hard EA finally stop fucking with Command & Conquer, how hard will it flop?

Death of franchise tier flop.

You know how they made Dungeon Keeper into a transparently pay to win shitpile by making it take 24 hours to dig up a single square of earth but you can speed it up by levering open your wallet? That hard. The C&C intellectual property will be sold to some godawful developer of utter shit for a pittance and EA's bosses will post whining twitter screeds about how they were "too innovative" and blaming the public for being "entitled" because they wanted a game that wasn't a crock of rancid shite.

A thousand dicks in EA.
 
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They already pissed on it's dying body, why must EA defile the corpse too?

Because they're the sort of people who would only object to concentration camps on the grounds that enslaving a subdued population is more efficient and profitable than exterminating it.

(Godwin's Law? We don't need no stinkin' Godwin's Law!)
 
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They already pissed on it's dying body, why must EA defile the corpse too?
C&C from EA buying to to C&C 4 was the murder, the defilement and pissing on the corpse was the browser garbage they pushed last time, this is to go even further beyond that
 
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C&C from EA buying to to C&C 4 was the murder, the defilement and pissing on the corpse was the browser garbage they pushed last time, this is to go even further beyond that


Necrophilia, then?
 
That was step 2 with the browser bulls hit, i an not even sure what atrocity goes after necrophilia

Marrying the corpse? I dunno; this is rabbit-hole shit at this point.
 
Death of franchise tier flop.

You know how they made Dungeon Keeper into a transparently pay to win shitpile by making it take 24 hours to dig up a single square of earth but you can speed it up by levering open your wallet? That hard. The C&C intellectual property will be sold to some godawful developer of utter shit for a pittance and EA's bosses will post whining twitter screeds about how they were "too innovative" and blaming the public for being "entitled" because they wanted a game that wasn't a crock of rancid shite.

A thousand dicks in EA.
They already had a franchise ending flop with C&C 4.

Go fuck yourselves, EA!
 
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They still do Command and Conquer?

Heh, so many 2002-2005 memories on Red Alert 2. It was fun and the shit. Thats one computer game I wish I could still play.
 
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They still do Command and Conquer?

Heh, so many 2002-2005 memories on Red Alert 2. It was fun and the shit. Thats one computer game I wish I could still play.

The C&C bundle is constantly on sale through g2a so I assume EA went "people are buying our cheap ass bundle, time to ash in on it".
 
The C&C bundle is constantly on sale through g2a so I assume EA went "people are buying our cheap ass bundle, time to ash in on it".
Runs badly, if at all on modern PCs. EA is not GOG, they will gladly sell you a game you can't play.
 
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