Community Driven Happening Feed (Version 1)

[Buster O'Keefe]

Breaking news, I scratched my balls after using hot sauce: This may be it for me.

You need to team up with this guy, he has what'll soothe you.

hey guys I'm eating yoghurt rn

 

[Blackstar]

You need to team up with this guy, he has what'll soothe you.

I do not recommend slathering your balls in yoghurt

 

[Creep3r]

Some News
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e95QjhOegp8
Florida Man punches Dallas Goedert of the Philadelphia Eagles.


Obnoxious Late Night host Jimmy Kimmel is "taking a break" after people found out he said the N-Word once and wore blackface and then apologized like a bitch no less than a few days after prostrating himself over his white privilege, showing that giving these people what they want gets you no loyalty in return, you dumbfuck.

I for one welcome the death of Late Night Television.

 

[Aria]

so Jessie pridemore was apparently raped by some nobody.

 

[AnOminous]

so Jessie pridemore was apparently raped by some nobody.

You mean made up another lie. She accused another guy of rape last year and it was immediately proven false. I'd say not a happening.

 

[ggalin]

simponhead and skeptic breakup confirmed

 

[Fuck Taxes]

Vanilla greek yoghurt

Fucking ew.
Only women who've hit the wall eat greek yogurt.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Fucking ew.
Only women who've hit the wall eat greek yogurt.

Plain grek yogurt, as sour as possible, now that's a manly yogurt.

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

Ron Jeremy got arrested for rape or something

 

[Blackstar]

Guys please stop insulting my choices in yoghurt I just wanna eat yoghurt

 

[off meds / online]

Fucking ew.
Only women who've hit the wall eat greek yogurt.

jamie lee curtis begs to differ

 

[Abomination]

Headline: I drink

 

[theworstkindofeurofag]

http://archive.fo/hiHZJ

Damn. Imagine relying on the funny video game man in your family to feed the entire fucking family. Guess they're in deep shit now, since Cry's career isn't looking so bright right now.

Also, why isn't he living alone? Isn't he 30? And is he living ALONE with his niece? Because that'd be concerning.

 

[AnOminous]

Fucking ew.
Only women who've hit the wall eat greek yogurt.

Plebbery. Not only is it the base of tzatziki it is otherwise the patrician form of yogurt.

 

[Fuck Taxes]

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http://archive.fo/hiHZJ

Damn. Imagine relying on the funny video game man in your family to feed the entire fucking family. Guess they're in deep shit now, since Cry's career isn't looking so bright right now.

Also, why isn't he living alone? Isn't he 30? And is he living ALONE with his niece? Because that'd be concerning.

"If you're thinking about doxing a man who's accused of being a pedophile, you shouldn't because he lives with his prepubescent niece"
What is this clown world fuckery?

 

['Ol Stinky]

HAPPENING: Null test-drives stepping down, multiple users poop their pants.

 

[elrond hubbard]

I ripped my frenulum

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

More streamers taking a page from the dsp playbook, "the best way to help right now is tipping, I get it right away"



Fuck modern entertainment, just gonna watch a bunch of garage sale vhs's and DVDs and chill out

 

[DarkResearchAnon]

The Normies are waking up:

Trump authorizes force to be used on iconoclasts:

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Lowtax's white trash DV victim has shown up in his thread to defend her future baby daddy.