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[Poonocchio]

The disgusting pedo gooner known as Giggly Goonclown has been uncovered to have allegedly sexually assaulted his family dog.

Go to post 44335, you see the panic when a teen posted unspoilered zoo porn of goonclown shoving his penis inside a dog's mouth and cumming inside of it. There are no older archives with that post intact, only those mentioning it but you can see the genuine shock people had confirming it's real. As someone who was there, I can confirm it was indeed Orion and the family's dog

 

[part-time loaf]

Piers Morgan had Hasan on his show so Hasan could call him a "baboon in a suit" to his face.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/hasan-piker-hasanabi.95834/post-17007262

 

[S.C.U.D.]

It has been discovered that Patrick S. Tomlinson still owes at least $10,019.03 from the lawsuit he lost.

 

[NoReturn]

BuzzFeed alum Kristin Chirico's troon husband "Brie" got a gender affirming "body con" surgery.

• Moobs, lipo, butt lift
• "We will be moderating this content section"
• Kristin slept in a concrete basement while he recovered in an upstairs apartment
• At the post-surgery checkup they found he was "retaining fluid". They drained 2 liters of fluid from his gut and they're going to need to do it again.
• "The idea wasn't 'Don't be fat' it was 'Look like a fat woman'."

Credit: @Sarcastic sockpuppet for find

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

A few days ago, KingCobraJFS finally got super chats back. On September 1, 2020, is when he lost his ability to make money. To celebrate, he livestreams with a new USB microphone. The stream lasted 1 minute and 48 seconds.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/post-17010856

 

[notorietus]

In response to the SSSniperwolf situation, YouTube has temporarily suspended monetization of SSSniperwolf’s channel for visiting Jacksfilms house and doxing him in the process.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sssniperwolf-lia-alia-shelesh-alia-valentine.29368/post-17012636

 

[Harm]

Following years of inexplicably deteriorating health and declining physical condition, Adam Johnson of YMS has revealed he intentionally avoids chewing food while eating, instead swallowing everything whole as often as possible. While nutritionists recommend chewing every bite at least 30-40 times to properly absorb nutrients, Adam claims that this scientific research is all bogus and that swallowing foods whole doesn't leave him at any nutritional disadvantages.

 

[Blackstar]

Bossmanjack has won even more money, getting up to to a peak of 61k. After betting thousands at once he has lost most of it already

Edit; He just deposited 1400 bucks, won another 2600 and proceeded to lose it all in half a fucking minute after 3 $600 keno rolls

Edit 2: He just got a bonus $1 from Stake, we good

 

[Mr Steal Your Farm]

After she doxed JackFilms, the nice people at Doxbin.com returned the favour and dug up some of SSSniperWolf / Alia Shelesh's old accounts, such as her home address, her wannabe hacker 1llegality pagesdev account (background check/doxing website), and evidence that she has a Pornhub account.

 

[Computer Guardian]

The GNOME Foundation, best known for the popular Linux desktop environment that the foundation is named after has replaced their Executive Director with Holly Million, a "professional shaman" with no real experience with anything else from what was gleamed from her website's about page before it was taken down.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

Third update of the day:
After YouTube finally addressed the feud publicly, Sssniperwolf has put out an apology on Twitter, likely due to a YT representative telling her to knock it the fuck off. There's some speculation that the apology was mostly AI-generated, though the real question is whether or not everyone will finally move on.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Matthew Hardin the man behind Null’s victory over Melinda Scott and the genius behind the historic injunction against her, has joined Null once again in his time of need. Null now has Skordas and Mr. Hardin in the Russell Greer fight

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russel...sell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-17015654

 

[Pee Cola]

An internal police investigation into Keffals' allegation an officer groped him during his 2022 arrest found no evidence of misconduct

 

[Blackstar]

It's over. After peaking at 61k in winnings, Bossmanjack has lost it all

 

[Jobama]

After losing a custody battle some guy just shot and killed the judge who oversaw his divorce case.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/man-allegedly-guns-down-judge-who-oversaw-his-divorce-proceedings-manhunt-ongoing-sheriff.173939

 

[Spunt]

In one epic burst of Xeeting, Patrick S. Tomlinson has instructed the following to "enjoy prison":

- American Airlines
- Elon Musk
- Mensa
- NASCAR
- Roger Federer
- The UFC
- Al Jazeera
- Alaska Airlines
- Tesla
- The Boston Red Sox
- Zoopla
- The Hilton Hotel chain
- Ben Shapiro
- The Kenyan division of Chase Manhattan Bank
- Reddit
- Lloyds Bank UK
- The Association of Tennis Professionals Tour

Some Funster has published a statistical breakdown of Pat's Xeeting in just a single day, the 19th October 2023:



At this rate, Enjoying Prison is going to be America's most popular leisure activity in 2024.

Enjoy prison.

 

[AssignedEva]

Kevin has shared the first photograph of his new 550cc amplants:

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ethan Ralph's father-in-law has posted a copy of a temporary restraining order obtained by Pantsu, going under the name Amanda Morris, against Ralph.

According to the document she filed for it last month and a hearing was held a few days later.

Link

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

There is a new board:
Grift Wars

 

[AltisticRight]

Lolcow crossover between Juju and ReviewTechUSA.
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https://archive.ph/QRqFn

Pet pedo to the defence of his master Juju.

https://archive.ph/bqb9h

Vito's thread is live by the way.
Christopher Vito Gesualdi


Balldo (Rekieta) tries "standup comedy".
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