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The disgusting pedo gooner known as Giggly Goonclown has been uncovered to have allegedly sexually assaulted his family dog.
Go to post 44335, you see the panic when a teen posted unspoilered zoo porn of goonclown shoving his penis inside a dog's mouth and cumming inside of it. There are no older archives with that post intact, only those mentioning it but you can see the genuine shock people had confirming it's real. As someone who was there, I can confirm it was indeed Orion and the family's dog
 
BuzzFeed alum Kristin Chirico's troon husband "Brie" got a gender affirming "body con" surgery.
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  • Moobs, lipo, butt lift
  • "We will be moderating this content section"
  • Kristin slept in a concrete basement while he recovered in an upstairs apartment
  • At the post-surgery checkup they found he was "retaining fluid". They drained 2 liters of fluid from his gut and they're going to need to do it again.
  • "The idea wasn't 'Don't be fat' it was 'Look like a fat woman'."
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Credit: @Sarcastic sockpuppet for find
 
Following years of inexplicably deteriorating health and declining physical condition, Adam Johnson of YMS has revealed he intentionally avoids chewing food while eating, instead swallowing everything whole as often as possible. While nutritionists recommend chewing every bite at least 30-40 times to properly absorb nutrients, Adam claims that this scientific research is all bogus and that swallowing foods whole doesn't leave him at any nutritional disadvantages.

 
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In one epic burst of Xeeting, Patrick S. Tomlinson has instructed the following to "enjoy prison":

- American Airlines
- Elon Musk
- Mensa
- NASCAR
- Roger Federer
- The UFC
- Al Jazeera
- Alaska Airlines
- Tesla
- The Boston Red Sox
- Zoopla
- The Hilton Hotel chain
- Ben Shapiro
- The Kenyan division of Chase Manhattan Bank
- Reddit
- Lloyds Bank UK
- The Association of Tennis Professionals Tour

Some Funster has published a statistical breakdown of Pat's Xeeting in just a single day, the 19th October 2023:

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At this rate, Enjoying Prison is going to be America's most popular leisure activity in 2024.

Enjoy prison.
 
Ethan Ralph's father-in-law has posted a copy of a temporary restraining order obtained by Pantsu, going under the name Amanda Morris, against Ralph.

According to the document she filed for it last month and a hearing was held a few days later.

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