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[Dire Dire Cocks]

The Washington Post is planning to release never before seen graphic photos of the Uvalde Texas elementary school shooting for a new article, including pictures of dead children and possibly the shooter, Salvador Ramos. Parents of the deceased are not happy about it and are stating in advance that they do not want their children to be remembered as corpses.

 

[AltisticRight]

It's time for a Lawtube civil war. After Balldo's off-handed non-comedy calling the victim of a horrible hospital a "diaper fetishist", Lawtube is in full frenzy.

Balldo's very funny joke. Might as well call her fat too, that would make Juju proud. Such a funny joke, I am of laughter.

Highlights.

Stream on Legal Mindset's channel.

(Will update with clips as they become available.)

Discussion starts here: .net

Some comment highlights:


Balldo claims that lawyers are non-analytical.
Citation: a non-practicing lawyer.

.net

Someone's about to get some lawyer-in-the-name call from the shower.

.net

The Lawtube implosion is developing.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Moviebob recently changed his BlueSky avatar, and it's, well, this:

 

[Unique User Name]

Gamergate invoked by Pelosi hammer attacker.

 

[Mr Steal Your Farm]

A bit late, but New York City is now handing out one-way tickets out of New York to migrants and tents to migrants to live in public parks as the city has ran out of funds for shelter and even had some shelters be shut down for fire code violations.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Karlyn Borysenko has begun writing a self-titled “love story” on her Substack called, “Nick & I,” detailing how cancel culture has similarly affected both Nick Fuentes and herself. So far she appears to be sympathetic to Nick and has mostly made it about herself.

Nick & I: Cancel culture, a love story​

Nick Fuentes was the most canceled person in the world before he could rent a car. And it's not just because he has crazy ideas. An exploration of cancel culture, guided by your humble narrator.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dr-karlyn-borysenko.125037/post-17171585

 

[Mrsneksnekson]

In Boogie2988 news:

The "reply" / farmers episode of the lolcow podcast has gone live. Starring, Nicolas Deorio, Turkey Tom, and Mutahar. The farmers are to discuss the episode in question and reply to questions from the first episode.

 

[Harm]

Long time cartoonist and editor for the New Yorker, Bob Mankoff, unknowingly accepted an interview with pedophile Max Karson that lasted 20 minutes before ending in disaster. After learning Max Karson's misdeeds which go back as far as writing newsletters at 15 years old claiming to have a sexual relationship with his high school principal who was molesting students, Bob Mankoff would call Max Karson a dangerous man who has compulsive needs to make inappropriate sexually provocative comments.

The interview would end with Max Karson melting down and insisting that Bob Mankoff would stay for the interview if Max Karson was actually a successful Grammy award winning rapper who lives in a mansion, and then coping about how once he is a Grammy award winning rapper with a mansion that he won't interview Bob Mankoff again. Bob Mankoff simply hangs up without comment as Max Karson copes and seethes.

Max Karson would also reveal during this interview that his content creation is no longer taking in enough money to cover his monthly expenses, with his rap music and direct donations from fans being his remaining income streams.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick Rekieta was over half an hour late to his stream last night, even though he was seething about Null on Twitter shortly before his stream was scheduled to start.

He then got extremely drunk on stream alongside his janny, "Valhalla Awaits", and another LawTube orbiter.

You may recall that Nick Rekieta's Airbnb where he stayed prior to his live show with Dick Masterson and others in September was revealed to be a Playboy-themed property called the "Playmate Lounge" (link with evidence from September).

At one point in last night's show Nick drunkenly admitted to performing a pole dance for his janny and his janny's wife!

(2:40 in clip)

For those who may forget, here is the stripper pole that was found inside his Nashville Airbnb where Nick would have danced seductively on the pole for his male janny:



He also went mask-off Vito with his "jokes" last night:

Spoiler: DISGUSTING!

After the show Nick got back to what he was doing before, letting off some steam about Null on Twitter. Rekieta tweeted "I Don't burn burgess. Gays Aburns bridges with ne, for LUTERALLY NO REASON." around four in the morning his time.



Links to thread:
Rekieta pole dance admission
Rekieta steals Vito's comedy?
Rekieta drunken tweet to Null

 

[Spunt]

Joshua "Joh" Campbell, beetus-brained machete-wielding redneck and husband of moon-faced human barnacle Polissa Campbell, has admitted in a characteristically rage-fuelled piece of Facebook oversharing that not only has he failed to repair the plumbing and thus restore running water to the collapsing, rotting trailer they moved into a year ago, he has also resorted to shitting in trash bags in the yard in lieu of any superior plumbing arrangement. The trailer isn't entirely without water, though, as it is seeping up through the floor and causing parts of it to sink.



Polissa, for her part, has noticeably reduced her e-begging and complaining, choosing instead to share a rumour she heard on Tik-Tok (which is of course the best way to get financial advice) that there might be a run on the banks, and that the best way to respond to this situation was to withdraw all your money immediately in a blind panic. Polissa looks happier, (even) fatter and better groomed than before and hasn't made a Tik-Tok video inside the trailer for many months, pretty much confirming that she has welded herself to her family's couch while Joh and the couple hoard of neglected animals are relegated to the trailer, located at the arse end of the same lot.

Those who are wondering why Joh stays with Polissa are reminded that he also thought it was a good idea to tell the internet that he shits in a bag.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Oliver Babish of Binging with Babish had a meltdown, went to the looney bin, got sexually assaulted there and then went to inpatient treatment.

this actually happened last month so very sorry if too late to be news but i thought it seemed relevant enough. i'm not a happening man i tried my best to make it conform to the format

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

In 2002, Osama bin Laden wrote "a letter to America", in which he explains the reasoning behind the 9/11 attacks, aka revenge for attacks against Palestine and other middle eastern countries, and it was published by The Guardian. 23 years later, videos on TikTok have gone viral, in which people urge viewers to read it. Many commenters expressed shock and awe, with statements about their "eyes being opened." In response, The Guardian deleted the article containing the text all together. So basically, The Guardian deleted important historical text because it went viral on TikTok.

 

[notorietus]

Dream is now, for some reason, accusing Nicolas Cantu (voice actor of Gumball), of being "racist" and "verbally assaulting Uber drivers". This was in response to a troll account of Dream saying "wow. You are 20. BLOCKED."

Talk about it here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/clayt...ht-dreamskilful-clayman23.82749/post-17175492

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

odysee is up for auction https://nitter.net/LBRYcom/status/1722362231654920277

thread to discuss this https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lbry-lbry-credit-odysee.87650/page-3

 

[Harm]

A supposed sock account for child predator Giggly Goonclown (aka Orion Grant Passmore, the transgender pedophile friend of Jean Hollywood who planned on molesting his own niece) has been outed by the Soyjak Party. Both a Discord account and a Twitter account have been discovered for this supposed resurfacing of Goonclown. The account claims the authorities have spoken to him and that unless an arrest is made, he will be simply refocusing on "cringy/gross/silly porn" instead of illegal child pornography.




Not long after being outed, the Twitter account would be deleted by its creator.

 

[notorietus]

Dream is now, for some reason, accusing Nicolas Cantu (voice actor of Gumball), of being "racist" and "verbally assaulting Uber drivers". This was in response to a troll account of Dream saying "wow. You are 20. BLOCKED."

I am going to add an update to this. I can't edit, but this is getting better. (Part 2 post) Nicolas has responded by saying "False flag event has hit my timeline King Bap Bap is trying to fight the kid hit my dm weirdo don’t air shit out ur 20 something whatever be an adult fucking hate twitter fingers #TALK2ME", followed by a video of him saying "bop bop nigga". He has deleted this tweet right after but it is archived.

(Part 3 post) Gumball then responded by saying "yes I slapboxed you in front of the hoes", was an asshole to the uber driver BUT tipped a lot, and a yes to calling him fat and a predator. On top of this, he also says "Hire a Harvard professor to calculate why despite texting every twitch streamer in Austin not a single one wanted to fuck you." Dream responded by posting the DM conversation which proves this, then blocked Gumball (Nicolas) but then Nicolas celebrated by saying "#NEWBIG" and "Clearing my head after winning yet another debate"

(archives and the images & posts are avaliable in the parts which lead you to the discussion to talk about it)

EDIT: I am going to add this to my Part 3 post, but according to the parody account, Dream is now planning to sue the parody version of him.

 

[Breadbassket]

The Washington Post is planning to release never before seen graphic photos of the Uvalde Texas elementary school shooting for a new article, including pictures of dead children and possibly the shooter, Salvador Ramos. Parents of the deceased are not happy about it and are stating in advance that they do not want their children to be remembered as corpses.

The Washington Post has released the article: The AR-15's destructive force: A rare look at the weapon's impact. It uses several crime scene photos from mass shootings in recent years. No bodies are shown but there is a large amount of blood on display in the immediate aftermath of events like the Robb Elementary school shooting.

Spoiler

 

[Harm]

Caden "Bluefolf" Scholeck, transgender furry best known for eating his own shit, is claiming that his furry Twitter account is actively interfering with his ability to find a job. Bluefolf would supposedly be expelled from his post-secondary education earlier this year and would seek out work to support himself, but recent tweets showcasing a rejected job application claims that the given reason was his Twitter presence which would "not suit [their] best interests."



Whether this is a self-victimization publicity stunt or a genuine application denial is unknown. Bluefolf has hinted they are considering moving to Finland as a solution.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

After months of insisting that he was a good pet owner while blowing secondhand smoke into his tank, KingCobraJFS has announced on Facebook that he's lost his pet bearded dragon, Puff.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Leaked audio today came out and confirmed Dylan Mulvaney got paid almost $200K by Bud Light to be a faggot and almost tank the company.