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[Cryptojew]

The shotacon artist Ang Vondra (also known as Vee), has broken her silence after months of pretending to be dead. She now believes that she has been contacted by aliens and is making youtube videos where she preforms dances the aliens have allegedly taught her.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

A deranged troon compiled a dedicated list of every "major transphobe in the UK's" full legal names, address', and pretty much every bit of personal information he could find.

 

[Harm]

Brianna Wu has been implicated in a scandal where a political action committee known as "Progressive Victory" have been paying off political debate livestreamers, putting them on weekly salaries and holding private NDA bound meetings with them. The goal of the organization is to promote canvassing and voter turnouts for Democrats.



Conservative commentator Counterpoints has been identified as one such compromised livestreamer who receives a weekly salary equivalent to 15 hours of paid labor. Another compromised livestreamer and Destiny orbiter WhickTV was interrogated for many hours on Tom Foolery Show's livestream about his financial arrangements with Brianna Wu.

 

[JesusChristDenton]

Keffals, Brianna Wu and multiple other trans accounts have been named in a suicide note.

 

[notorietus]

GradeAUnderA (a popular british youtuber known for being a drama whore) after not uploading for some time, has announced he will be returning to YouTube with 40 new uploads for 2024. He will also be streaming on Twitch doing work as well.

EDIT: As a reminder, his last upload was in 2022.

Talk about it here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/gradeaundera-ram-karavadra.20667/post-17658336

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

kiwifarms.us is re-opened as a new top-level domain for the Kiwi Farms.
It is planned to become the new primary domain.

I have re-opened kiwifarms.us as a new TLD for the Kiwi Farms.

I've been hesitant to use .US because it is owned by notorious registrar GoDaddy, but it is operated under license by the FTC's NTIA. Which means there is someone in government I can complain to.

If GoDaddy fucks with my domain I will personally fly to DC and visit the FTC's building to complain to the NTIA.

 

[AltisticRight]

Some Sektur updates for those feeling down today.
Wage cuck cubical? Another job on the site? Heavy rain and you gotta lay bricks?
Well, agonise no more because at least you woke up knowing you're not Ethan Oliver Ralph.

If you're a fringe right grifter that needs money and believe JOOOZ literally controls space and time, what do you do?
First, you accuse the Kiwi Farms of hosting child pornography, and gloat about pesky Johm Potter getting his payment processor aborted.

Archive | .net

Then you make these JOOOZ that literally control every bank upset and get your payment processor yeeted, of course.

Gabe Hoffman is a mildly successful hedge fund manager that lives in an American McMansion. [r/urbanist rant redacted.]
Archive
Discussion: .net
Another W for the G-d's Chosen.

Deni, who was Ethan Ralph's "girlfriend" confirms that she's been subjected to the Gunt tape.

Welcome to the Sektur, Deni, you are forever scarred by the Gunt tape, like the rest of us. One of us!
Discussion: .net link
Full chatlogs here with NSFW images: .net

 

[notorietus]

2 updates on TORSWATS/Cowbin (2nd is best):

1. Cowbin, one of the websites used by TORSWATS, updated itself with a PGP signed message. In this message, he calls Jackie Singh a scammer for pretending to be an autistic swatter and that Torswats is permanently closed and is never coming back. This message was PGP signed. Hercules (popular middleman) said that this was Shade, who Alan Filion had frequently interacted with, had access to this PGP key. Shade also scammed $500 (poor faggot).

(archive)
2. A former classmate of Alan Filion (@Nonfloating Jellyfish) joined the Kiwifarms to talk about Alan. In this case, he was sort of an army fanboy, was very awkward and that the romans only valued women as sex objects, wore a Finnish military cap and smelled very bad (LOL), and loved Hearts of Iron. In a College discord server, he posted this:

While it's not him (picture above), former classmate did find some photos of him and did post to the Kiwifarms here.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Live in California? Well get ready, because your sacrifice is necessary for TOTAL CALIFORNIA DEATH!!!!!

As was previously alluded in my prior Community Driven Happenings post regarding the impending California floods, already more than 800,000 in California are without power.
A quick QRD:

• First ever hurricane force warning
• Flight delays
• NASCAR and PGA canceled
• Level 4 of 4 rated risk of excessive rainfall.

Thread discussion (.st) (https://kiwifarms.us/threads/more-t...ings-threat-of-mudslides-and-flooding.182386/)

 

[Meat Target]

Patrick Tomlinson paid Quasi again. Though he apparently still owes an additional $12k.

HE PAID QUASI AGAIN

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[D_Tractor]

@SamuellyGenie baby gender reveal: it's a boy

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

In an attempt to cover his tracks, Keffals unblocked Rinna on X and is currently on a DFE rampage involving them.

 

[D_Tractor]

King Charles has undisclosed type of cancer, postpones all future engagements

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The official Kiwi Farms Twitter/X account, @KiwiFarmsDotNet, has been unbanned.

 

[Relinquish]

Yesterday, it was announced that there will be a tekken match between Andy Warski and Mister Metokur

Wonder how that went? Well, thankfully Jim released a nifty compilation video of Andy getting absolutely felted during the match

Disregard this, the video was actually the compilation of Andy getting felted by random people while he was practicing for the match, not Jim himself

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kino-casino.110845/post-17662908

 

[lol cow supreme]

Bossmanjack, after starting the year with a bang, has had one hell of a day just to remind all of you RATS who the real LOTY should be... All links take you to relevant spots in the thread. But if I were you, I'd microwave some chicken biscuits and crack open an ice cold strawberry banana Body Armor. and go through the entire day...

- Bossman has a word for those confused about having a penis or a vagina

-Bossman gets felted and goes on a mega rant about how rigged his on again/off again sponsor Stake is

-Not one hour later, Bossman calls his mom to let her know he just won 12000 FUCKING DOLLARS
In the phone call in the thread she tells him not to lose it all. Bossmom is a rat.


-15 minutes later, he runs it down to 5,000 and abruptly ends the stream
He then lost the rest off stream moments later. He's totally going to rehab guys. Never gambling again.

-About an hour later he posts to his discord that he has some how run up to 6,600 in stake, He also takes a withdraw to his own crypto wallet of 1200.

-He then redepos it all back in to stake within 30 minutes. and goes live. It went predictably...

 

[GenderCop]

One of our lolcow pooners, Sady/Jude Doyle, just quoted ME {brags} in her latest heartbreaking post about trans man erasure.

Thereby proving Sady/Jude Doyle reads Kiwi Farms!

Sady's post above, titled "Eraserhead" (original!) quotes this one of mine, on her thread here.

She outright lies in her post, says she is quoting "right wing message boards" and Reddit. KF is neither.

For about a decade, Sady used to blither like an idiot about feminism and announce men were pigs with impunity.
Then decided she is a man herself, which is what made her lolcow material.

Now in this latest crybaby piece, sobs that she can no longer speak with the authority of a man or a woman and has erased herself.

Let us hope.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sady-doyle-sara-elizabeth-doyle-jude-doyle.27390/page-5#post-17667394

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

An update to the Keffals/Brianna Wu suicide note situation: Rinna (the person who attempted suicide) has supposedly been found alive.


[X]

In a post oddly reminiscent of Byuu's """suicide,""" a close associate claims unrealistic and bizarre circumstances regarding the outcome. In this case, they claim to have flown halfway across the country, gained access to Rinna's apartment and laptop, reverse-engineered their location and situation based on recent Amazon purchases, and found them in the woods, overdosed on pills. Then, despite being possibly permanently impared, they took Rinna to a hotel, as opposed to a hospital.

It remains to be seen if this was an elaborate hoax to sucker even more people into giving them money. But it was probably an elaborate hoax to sucker even more people into giving them money.

[Discussion]

 

[notorietus]

The former CEO + Cofounder of Github, Chris Wanstrath (defunkt), was banned from his own platform (Github) for no reason/without any explanation. He was banned for 4 hours, and then got reinstated after the COO saw the tweet and reinstated the account. This was done by automation, which implies Github is automatically banning accounts.

He's back and he's fine on the platform:

[Link to Discussion] / [Tweet] / [Tweet Response]

 

[Man In A Dress]

An Addemdum to the Warski match, thats happening two weeks from now, the released compilation is essentially showing what Metokur will have to work against.

The match will take place on February 17th 8pm CST.

Jims Poast