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Rekieta news::

Nick Rekieta has just taken down from YouTube his utterly unhinged meltdown stream around 9;30 in the morning Minnesota time.

As of 9:34 AM CST, Nick JUST took the video down. I was scrolling through it to make prominent timestamps, but then alas, it was gone.

Since he waited to take the stream down for hours after the stream concluded, clips of the unhinged meltdown are already appearing on the thread and on @elb's YouTube channel.
 
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Klaus Shwab is stepping down from his executive position at the WEF. He has not named his successor yet and his stepping down is still awaiting approval from the Swiss government.

Now who will run the fanciest circle jerk of the wealthy and powerful? His kids? Maybe a clone of Justin Trudeau? Personally, I think it's just going to be a giant bug. Who knows but you can discuss it here!
 
Ethan Van Sciver, the fat old man who crowdfunds money so he can draw frogs, has revealed that the comic book which was supposed to be sent to backers back in September, 2023 hasn't even finished being scripted yet.

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The book is set to be "20 pages," but only 10 unique pages. He is 10 months late at drawing only 10 pages.

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Niche (and I mean niche) domestic abuser lolcow Eisel Mazard has taken a break from posting hostage videos of his wife to upload what could charitably be called a diss track on Keffals. The video is mostly edited softcore porn, the lyrics are bizarre, and we're mentioned several times. He's defending us as he's done in the past but for his own weird reasons, and seems to acknowledge his thread but only by saying freedom of speech means we can call him a whore. It also includes a dunk on SSRIs, an Eisel classic.
 
Fools, do you really think anyone can kill Tomie?

For real though, I'm sorry for not updating, I didn't mean to make people think I was dead in a ditch. I'm just dealing with a lot of bullshit. The main reason I wasn't on here is because I ended up getting a nasty sinus infection and strep throat at the same time shortly after the date. The other reason I haven't been on is because I've been, to put it bluntly, fucking sad. The date went well but things ended poorly so I've mostly been laying around feeling sick and sad.

I'll make a more detailed post about everything that went down when I'm feeling better, it still hurts to stare at bright lights. Again sorry for not updating sooner.
@CoolFool Lives!
 
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Kino Casino played enhanced audio of the most recent Rock Bottom Rekieta stream, specifically the part where everyone thought he was jerking off (or pretending to). When enhanced, you can hear April Imholte under his desk, telling him to stop streaming. Nick replies that he had, and then you can hear his belt being unbuckled and the clear sound of her mouth sucking his cock while Nick appears to push her head up and down on his dick.

Discuss here.
 
This isn't my thread so I feel no shame in plugging it:

Introducing The Square Hut. Imagine FishTank, but filmed in a dingy Ukrainian basement by absolute psychopaths with less wacky challenges and more literal torture and the opportunity to pay to make the contestants have sex with each other. Be warned the OP contains a .gif that while maybe not technically nsfw will probably get you a one-way ticket to HR anyway.
 
Paragon of autistic female excellence Jenny Nicholson emerged from a yearlong absence with a FOUR HOUR deep dive into the failure of Galaxy's Edge, Disney World's supremely ill-conceived Star Wars theme hotel/dinner theater experience.

It's extremely thorough and IMO very interesting, even if you don't care about spaceshit, Disney, or theme parks. Though be warned, her hideous troon brother makes brief appearances.


Discuss here.
 
Rekieta update:

Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show is now appearing to admit on his show that his estranged wife April Imholte has been the mystery guest in Nick Rekieta's corner while Nick is streaming. It was first noticed that there seemed to be somebody in the corner two months ago in March.

"I can't help you, I, there's nothing I can do. I mean her voice is on the fucking stream. I, I can't save you ... Yeah, at the end you hear her go: 'it's still on', meaning the stream, cause he didn't stop his fucking stream."

"They're like, 'was somebody else in that room?' Like, I know there was. There always is."



Discussion in Aaron Imholte thread with additional analysis of timeline
Discussion in Nick Rekieta thread starts here
 
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