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Thanks to user @Colon capital V , it is known that Doobus Goobus shares not one, but TWO porn accounts with his main YouTube account.


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Destiny became agitated after listening to Hasan claim debate(streams) aren’t activism, and are just for entertainment. He responded by saying the founding fathers of america where debaters.

Additionally:
  • Considering allowing his son to stay over for a month. This comes after admitting to reading his thread.
  • Twitter user who has been releasing his sexts has released audio he claims to be of Destiny gooning. While this remains unverified, Destiny has been banning anyone linking to it (bottom of post).
 
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International Criminal Court's prosecutor asks the International Criminal Court to issue arrest warrants for leadership of Hamas, and the leadership of Israel alleging that both parties committed war crimes, and crimes against humanity:
Useful_Mistake said:
Appellate oral argument about whether or not Nicholas Rekieta is constitutionally allowed to defame people as pedophiles who like sucking little boys' penises is set for February 28, 2024 at 10:05 AM. The recording will then be made publicly online no later than in 24 hours.
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Nicholas Rekieta lost the appeal:
 
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Troons have started drama over a Pokemon fan game named pokerogue because the lead dev has decided to retire from the game due to his addictive personality making him unable to lead a project of such size an popularity without him having a healthy work-life balance, citing religious reasons of him being a christian as one of the things that influenced his decision.
Trannies on Reddit and Discord with the help of part of the mod team launched a shitfit over the message spamming tranny buzzwords everywhere they could. leaving the other mods to lockdown the discord and blocking any mention of gender or religion on the subreddit.

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Seafarer said:
Over in proud Deutschland, a politician for the FDP (Free Democratic Party) named Martin Neumaier published a video in which he licks several toilet seats and toilet brushes in a public bathroom, and other videos in which, among other things, he smears a Hitler mustache made of shit on his face and smeared a dildo with shit and placed it on the Quran. He's also admitted to sucking off a dog.

(Discussion Here, as well as NSFL Videos)
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The degenerate German, shit-eating faggot FDP politician who fucked himself with a dildo on top of the Quran has now been accused of pedophilia and sexual abuse of a minor. (archive)

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Balldocoin in freefall. Rekieta Law finally reached the milestone of 450k subscribers on YouTube! For the second time, no less.
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SNEKS are in the grass. Aaron is talking about Balldo, and even implicated shower calls.
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Aaron Imholte has turned on Nick Rekieta.

On his currently ongoing show, Aaron implied that his friendship with Rekieta failed because he was incompatible with Nick because Aaron comes from a blue-collar background and Nick is a "trust fund guy".

He also appeared to confirm getting shower calls from someone - which sounds almost certain to be Rekieta - saying he got texts whenever he mentioned @elb or Kino Casino on his show.

Aaron says "I'm at my breaking point. And I'm at the point now that the next motherfucker who texts me and says 'you can't' .... I will do it. MY FUCKING SHOW."

EDIT: There's too much to write down right now. This will be much bigger news in the Balldoverse than the lawsuit update from earlier today.
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Juju the Cow is now suggesting Vaedophile to sue those who correctly identify him as a nonce who hates Black people.
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Discussion begins here.
 
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A 17 year old rapper and future astronaut, Rylo Huncho, accidentally shot himself in the head during a livestream. The video is graphic and looks fake at first, but it’s real. His cousin started a go fund me which, as of this post, has raised zero dollars. Now is your chance to be the founding member.

Edit: lmao the first person to react to this post was @Finger Pistols How fitting.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/teen-...g-gun-at-his-head-and-pulling-trigger.191740/

Originally posted thread:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/va-rapper-rylo-huncho-fatally-shoots-himself-recording-tiktok.191661/

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Absolute state of the Sektur.
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LOTY 2024 winner Balldo is coping, seething and malding on his stream.

Steel Toe Morning Show summary
Earlier in the day, Aaron Imholte of STMS made his position on the American Beauty Question crystal clear.
He is NOT a fan of this degenerate movie. Below is a very brief top-level summary of his stream.
- He knows a lot of stuff, but he won't say anything for now. He used a euphemism involving "dancing in the rain and avoiding the droplets".
- He and Balldo hung out 6 months ago.
- Balldo burned the bridge with Aaron.
- Aaron implicates shower calls from Balldo.
- Aaron made corner demon jokes, which means he definitely read his thread and likely followed Balldo's.

Balldo's stream begins!
With over 1600 live viewers, this was his most popular stream this year.
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Discussion begins here.
It is worth noting that this stream's live chat was set to "subscribers only". I wonder why. He was constantly drinking and allegedly snorted lines.

Balldo's Defamation Lolsuit superstream​

- Balldo threw his own lawyer Randazza under the bus in a condescending and bitchy passive-aggressive statement.
"it’s frustrating when you’re a lawyer being represented by another lawyer. different lawyers have different approaches”
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- He legitimately believes it was Mister Metokur's fault for this Lolsuit, as he blames Jim for introducing him to Montegraph.
- In between lines of coping and seething, he calls Null an autist who doesn't understand human interactions.
- He leaves for a "bathroom break", the Vaedophile shows up to talk about crack cocaine.
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- Balldo's bathroom breaks lasts 48 minutes. This was when Mister Metokur/Jim showed up in his chat.
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- After the break, he spends some time seething at Jim and claims his lawyer fucked up badly.
- He calls the judge retarded and made some dumb misogynistic remarks about her. None of it made any sense. Does this make any sense to you?
Most of the judges in this county are men, how are they going to squeeze vagina liqour into my mouth?
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"if there is a milk beast over there, (points to corner) I'm not talking about nicki minaj or tess holiday, but a literal bull, and its your job to jerk it off... Are the Germans invading again??"
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- He whines at his attorney for agreeing to a Discovery without consulting him.

Balldo's view on the defamation lawsuit.
- "the internet is a great place cus you can do whatever you want, say whatever you want, be whatever you want, and the internet will say your something else"
- "I stand by everything I have said about montegraph, he is 100% a pedophile, he has never been able to disprove he is a pedophile"
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- Part of the settlement involves Montegraph admitting to "liking to suck off little boys".

Balldo (& Ethan Ralph) vs. Jim​

List of attempted comedy:
- WILL YOU JUST DIE ALREADY? You might think this was a misplaced sarcastic ragepig quote and you will be forgiven.
- Jim's immune system is a twelve year old boy in church (molestation) and something about having your arm falling off from leprosy while jerking off
- Balldo rages at the Kino Casino.
- Look who's in the chat? Are you mindblown? Jade's real name is Gem! This must be new.
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- He invites Jim onto his show.
- Someone suggests Balldo to invite Ethan Ralph on for some therapy.
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- Balldo threatened to show up to Jim's house, where have we heard that before?
- Balldo blames Jim again for the defamation lawsuit. >you introduced me to montagraph you cost me all this money I will never forgive you
- He takes another bathroom break, this one was short and he came back with what looked like white powder on his nose.
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Mixing booze and nose candy.
- Ethan Ralph xeeting.
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- Balldo threatened to kill Jim

Balldo vs. Aaron Imholte​

- Balldo wished Aaron a million dollars and babbles on about some kind of NDA?
- Balldo had this to say about Eric July, who was likely spending time with family or busy delivering milestones for his products.
I'm full on reparations mode, I hope he gets his balls stapled to a subway so when you order a 12 hence (Hennessey maybe?) they just put it on your dick and suck it off. I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE, I think they are hilarious, they are great improv actors in court, they are great improv actors in prison.
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... what?

Balldo vs. Kiwi Farms​

- As mentioned above, Balldo insists that Null lacks human interaction skills.
- User @WhimsicalTrolli asked Balldo if he likes his parodies, Balldo replied with a yes after some coping.
- At the end of the stream, he had this to say about @Null
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"null is a guy who thinks he understands humanity, he doesn't, you know why, cus he literally likes thomas the train or whatever, he is an autism (mocking null) 'I'm made programming' like no thats not why your popular, your not popular cus your a programmer, you have to try to turn warm holes, not wormholes, warm holes, into sexual energy or whatever, not for me and that guy, but for the fat one."

Now saying null wants a fat black bitch at dominoes. "Maybe hispanic, latino greek"

Just faked shooting himself, then said he wants to be like Achilles mom (Her name is Thetis nick) but to DSP and dip him into the river styx, but "it will be my penis in your buthole so theres no ambigiuty, he will be impervious forever"
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- Bottles.wav at 3h37m
- Stream ends, chronological summary here.

Here are some of Balldo's attempted comedy​

Jim, how long do you have left to live... I've been having dreams of going outside your house, and petting your Roses... Do you have flowers?
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When you die I'm gonna dig up your grave and put a suicide vest on it and send it to israel. It will blow up a building in Tel Aviv and kill maybe 2 or 3 jews and then you will finally go to muslim heaven and get 72 World of Warcraft virgins.
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We don't grow up in our teens anymore we grow up when we are 30.
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Hand wounds becoming futanari that a huge BBC comes out of.
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If the Chinese men will give birth...they';ll hide behind the sun (?)
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... sending radioactive water to your house... Charles Bronson
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W T F?
Jim.....member knoxville, warski was still doing coke...and we had chef red pill and tonkasaw...where did it all go wrong jim?
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Scandinavia is like Auschwitz for a t-rex
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What is this supposed to mean?
Chef gariepy cooks his wife better than you can, and everything I know in this world is that.... Rumble should have given you a contract... that says this is like a reverse mortgage but we aren't taking the home from your kids, we are taking it from your wife, in the hopes she doesn't parallel park it in the pacific ocean.
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He just said he wanted to put his penis in Achilles' butthole? Did I hear that right?
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Calling for the Jewish Cubans to be killed by the Germans because they serve tiny sandwiches with mustard on them.
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No LOCALS stream. Balldo promised 14 LOCALS streams this month. It's the 21st and he's at 0/14.
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Does this "joke" make any sense to anyone?

(I'm taking a day off from work today, this is gold.)
 
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Germany’s Parliament (Bundestag) has received the votes necessary to remove a section of the Criminal Code which made the possession of child sexual abuse materials a felony crime. Once the bill, passed last Thursday, comes into effect, minimum sentences for the possession of child pornography will be reduced, and the offense will be downgraded to a misdemeanor.

According to the Bundestag, the bill stipulates that “possession and acquisition should be punishable with a minimum penalty of three months’ imprisonment, and distribution with a minimum penalty of six months’ imprisonment, and distribution with a minimum penalty of six months’ imprisonment. The offenses regulated in Section 184b of the Criminal Code are therefore classified as misdemeanors and not as crimes.”
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