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BREAKING BALLDO NEWS
The infamous "Cop at Denny's" joke from Nick Rekieta has finally been solved by his majesty, Dark Side Phill, on the Kino Casino here.
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Edit: This is DSP's reaction to the Denny's joke.
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>Mfw Denny's :|
 
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Nick Rekieta has still not paid his final of 4 traffic tickets....
It has now been sent to debt collectors, according to the case docket.

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He received 3 tickets between March 26 and April 8 2024, but the final one remains unpaid:

Rekieta traffic violation (73-VB-24-33997) update:

Rekieta still has not paid the $539 fine issued after he drove 95 in a 70 with expired insurance and registration while swerving between lanes.

It would appear debt collectors are now getting involved.
 
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48 hours or 2 days ago, Mr. Beast (Jimmy Donaldson) critic Dogpack404 announced a new video.
30 more minutes to go as of this post.
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It appears that Total Jimmy Death is well under its way.

The premier has begun:
There is a good chance that the jannies at YouTube will mop it all up for their favourite star. Let's hope for another adpocalypse. Suffah YouTubers.
Mr. Beast PR team on suicide watch.
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Flashback:
Happenings link
We have 50k+ people watching this live, yet Keemstar and Mr. Beast wants us to believe his most recent video had a measly 4500 dislikes, several hours after its premier.
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Mop it up.

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Local archive: Link, Chris' thread
Video summary by @WE'RE ALL GONNA: Link
 
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Rekieta has a win.

His children are coming home. Hopefully they're returning to more than Kayla watching Star Trek and Nick and April with unopened SpaghettiO's and dirty clothing

No strem. He's got some kids to...nurture. Now, the real question; supervised? Live in guardians? The qover is a family again?
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Ethan Ralph confirmed this on the killstream and declares Alog L.
 
In an update to the post above, it seems that Jimmy is in the chat.

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Edit: MrBeast commented this on the chat.

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Fake and gay.
1. The author dogpack404 confirms it. They can actually click on avatars to see channels I believe.
2. The name uses some kind of weird trick so it displays MrBeast but it's actually this gargled mess.
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This mess managed to slip through YouTube's verification system. Reminder that a verified channel can be purchased, renaming the @ handle will require reverification, but it appears that the process is 100% automated.
Opposed to any other in the live chat.
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Writeup here.

In more important news, one of Mr. Beast's managers is a paedophile. Shocker.
(Allegedly this guy.)
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Instead of dealing with the nonce by firing him from the team or preferably into a volcano from a cannon, and making sure he never works with children again, Jimmy Donaldson's team was busy trying to scrub the registry of his noncery.
Priorities very straight.
Discussion begins here.
Archive of the video he was involved in.
In the above video, there were only 4 participants. 2 are paedophiles.
50%. That's 50%.
How?
 
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(zoosadism warning)


Adam Britton, the zoosadist (and expert on crocodiles) who made the infamous 1 bitch 9 pups video is sentenced to 10 years in jail

For more elaboration on who he is and what he did:
he would get dogs for free from gumtree, and other marketplaces. People would give their dogs for 'free to a good home'. He would take these dogs and for years he would film himself torturing them, sexually abusing them, killing them. His most famous video was one called 1 bitch 9 pups, where he killed 9 puppies in a sexually sadistic way and then the mother dog.

Adam was a renowned expert in crocodiles and I believe he would feed a lot of dead dogs to the crocodiles, which can digest bone. He was so renowned that he fucking HOSTED DAVID ATTENBOROUGH AT HIS PROPERTY ONCE. obviously Attenborough didn't know... 🧿
Britton had a fucking shipping container he owned where he'd torture animals. Full on serial killer shit
 
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Retarded gayops are afoot.

A user named "Lord Fatrick" registered on both KF and OnA in early June. New OnA users are confined to posting in a section of the site called "The Kiddy Pool". This user posted a series of messages over the next two months malding at not being able to post on the main part of the site before losing patience and dropping a post both on OnA and here pointing to a since-deleted Doxbin post. This user claimed (on the OnA post) that they were "just browsing Doxbin a few minutes ago" and stumbled onto the post - which had been created on the very same day.

Bear in mind that Doxbin posts about Patrick are very rare, maybe once every 2 years, and this user of two sites that only have Pat in common as a topic just happened to browse Doxbin for no reason at all and came across this post that was maybe a few hours old. Uh-huh. So what was in this Doxbin post? This is where things go from retarded to super-gurning-belming-flailing-around-grunting retarded:

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In the post, a totally random doxbin user who totally isn't "Lord Fatrick" ham-fistedly poses as Pat's son (Pat doesn't have a son) and tries to solicit a dark-web hitman to kill him from "rentahitman.com" - a well-known joke site that has ended up as a honeypot for retards trying to hire real hitmen. The message is retarded in many ways, not least because it lists an outlook.com email address as the contact. It is supposed to look like Patrick is trying to order a hit on himself from a known fake site in order to blame the trolls. The "random doxbin user" who definitely isn't "Lord Fatrick", has received a reply from rentahitman asking to confirm the hit, but rather than reply "yes", they have posted all their credentials on Doxbin then on OnA and KF, in the hope that a user from there or here will reply "yes", thus framing the trolls for this gayop. Nobody took the bait.

KF post quoting Quasi101 (OnA admin) explaining all this.

To summarise: someone has tried to frame OnA/KF for gayops against Patrick, to muddy the waters around the widely-held and strongly-evidenced belief that Patrick paid TorSwats (Telegram swatting service, since arrested) to SWAT himself for attention. Note that TorSwats, an as-yet-unnamed Californian 17-year-old is currently in custody pending extradition to Florida for a wide range of felony charges, and is very likely to be rolling over to investigators. If the allegations that Patrick Swatted himself are true, this is likely to be disclosed. Somebody close to Patrick is panicking.

Who could the suspect be? Do we know anyone who specialises in retarded pro-Patrick internet gayops and has been caught posting on OnA under a similar alias in the past? Someone who LARPs as a hacker but couldn't even figure out how TOR works on the Brave browser? Someone who is hiding in Puerto Rico because they owe hundreds of thousands of dollars to the IRS and credit card companies? Someone who faildoxed TorSwats as some random Swedish guy, told the FBI, and was then mogged by them for wasting their time? Someone who created a fake Telegram channel called "TorSwats Returns" in a retarded attempt to prove that the FBI had got the wrong man before the Feds told her to knock it off? Someone who was such a terrible parent that they lost custody of their biological children to their stepfather? Someone who used to be a GNAA groupie and once posted a poem about how much they enjoy being anally fisted?

Can't think of anyone matching that description, sorry.
 
Milo Yiannopoulos is alleging that a California Dentist by the name of Thomas P. Connelly is purposely getting Kanye West addicted to nitrous gas A.K.A. laughing gas to exploit him.
Nitrous gas abuse can cause permanent brain damage by depriving the brain of oxygen.

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Thomas Connelly is a dentist [...]. This affidavit pertains to actions of his which include: (i) The unlawful supply of enormous quantities of nitrous gas to a wealthy, famous patient for explicitly recreational use; (ii) The physical transportation of four surgical sized canisters by Connelly himself into the patient’s home on just one afternoon; (iii) Charging more than $50,000 per month for this service; (iv) Continuing to supply the gas long after the emergence of distressing symptoms that led to widespread comment and concern; (v) Instruction to the patient in the operation of nitrous gas canisters left by Connelly at the patient’s home; (vi) Knowingly encouraging their use in the absence of a qualified anesthetist or medical professional by a person with a history of mental illness and addiction; (vii) The abandonment of said patient to the self-destructive consequences of said dependence, showing indifference or worse to the prospect of permanent damage in brain and in body by Connelly’s negligence, at best, and malice with the intent to defraud, at worst; (viii) Upon information and belief, the wrongful and fraudulent extraction of millions of dollars by Connelly and his business associates from a patient he knew to be in a confused, dependent, weakened and addicted state; (ix) Connelly’s sudden move into the patient’s apartment building, at the patient’s own expense, so as to “better keep an eye on” him, and his subsequent lies about the source of the funds for the move; (x) Text messages which appear to show Connelly enquiring about the possibility of paying a third party to commit violence against the author of this affidavit when he failed to secure a $200,000 per month consultancy arrangement; (xi) Testimony from Connelly’s business partner that he has defrauded dozens of his athlete and celebrity client base by charging them for natural stone diamond orthodontics but in reality using cheap, lab-grown diamonds, for as much as 15,000% in price difference; (xii) A written confession from Connelly the most recent of his two bankruptcies was entered into illegally, for the purposes of evading tax, and upon information and belief was also calculated to excuse Connelly from a potentially large court judgement pertaining to life-altering surgical mistakes made on a woman’s mouth; (xiii) Testimony from Connelly’s business partner that he owes a debt of more than $2m to a Mexican drug cartel, and that this cartel owns his surgical practice in Beverly Hills, and uses it to launder money
 
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