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The holidays are a season of love, generosity, and forgiveness. Since infamous artist Emily Nicole Cassidy claimed her thread was completely unwarranted, moderator Trombonista offered her an olive branch.
Trombonista said:
Great news, everyone! @SamanthaPrater has agreed to a challenge. If she can draw me a passable Josh Allen by the end of the year, I will lock this thread. She gets ten tries
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Emily lost the challenge, making only two poor attempts.
Trombonista said:
I hereby declare the challenge to be over. Emily has failed. This thread will not be locked.
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Come by and say hello to an artist so bad she couldn't draw Josh Allen to get her thread shut down.
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Ridiculous personality-disorder-riddled pigman daughter-leaver Patrick Tomlinson calls for humanity to leave behind racism by embracing the rules of the animal kingdom. Or something along those lines.
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Friday the 13th: The Game shut down its servers due to the license expiring last night.

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The Pentagon approved funding to use Mr. Beast as military recruitment


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A car plowed through a crowd in New Orleans, killing at least 10
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The vehicle has been doxed before news stations can get to it

 
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My annual audit of everyone's favourite pro-consumer YouTuber trans pro wrestler James 'Stephanie' Sterling has now been published. You can find the full report here, but if you're not particularly interested in autistic number-crunching I have also prepared this TL;DR QRD:
  • None of Jim's 2024 videos got more than 200,000 views
  • His highest-viewed video was 148,000, the previous year's was 546,000
  • His annual salary via Patreon has dropped from $115,872 to $101,088 (not factoring in taxes or Patreon fees)
  • He remains fat and hideous
 
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Cumulative update on the terrorist attack at the Magdeburg, Germany Christmas market
  • There is speculation that the vehicle the culprit used has been manipulated
  • It turns out that Taleb Abdelmohsen, the perpetrator, has already informed authorities that he threatens to commit terrorism all the way back in 2013, and also repeatedly since. His history of being a medical doctor is also extremely suspect.
  • The safety and security plan at the Christmas market was the work of completely incompetent amateurs. The 17 page long document has been examined by the media.
  • The parents of André, the 9 year old boy who died in the attack (next to 4 older adults), have spoken out on being completely screwed over by the government, to this day being denied the possibility to see their boy's dead body. The full video incl. translated transcript is in the thread

Meanwhile, in the best Germany of all time, as of a few hours ago, media report of at least 5 dead over New Year's Eve, the police needing to shoot someone who ran amok in a bulldozer in Baden-Wuerttemberg, and 36 homes in Berlin have been rendered uninhabitable because of the "detonation" of a "spherical bomb".
Ein frohes neues Jahr wünsche ich euch im Namen der deutschsprachigen Kiwis.
 
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Update on the Balldo Bunker:
The same user has been digging further into documents detailing the Balldo Bunker's financial status. They have uncovered the following.
The second house appears to be off the market as of 12/15/24.
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The previous owner of the second house appears to own a hardware store in the community. Could this be the mysterious dead friend that Balldo immortalized by his inability to fix a cabinet in his kitchen?

Previously it was discovered that Balldo had a speeding ticket in Iowa on 2022. The autist at kiwifarms have digged through the Balldo archive to uncover the reason behind this ticket.
The results of said investigation proposes that Nick's craving for Jamaican cock was so overwhelming that he just had to step on the gas to get to the Jamaican men as quick as possible.
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