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[The Ghost of Rarity]

Amberlynn Reid and her self admitted feeder girlfriend Emily Franz have totally and 100% broken up, for real this time. Citing the internet hate machine for once again ruining their perfect relationship.

Come join the spekulation about Ambers new grifting era in her thread here

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Slightly late but LeafyIsHere, chubby and chin-challenged as ever, claims to be expecting a kid in a post featuring what must be the greasiest picture of its kind

LeafyIsHere is supposedly expecting a child.

(screencap by OP)

Contemplate the horrifying implications here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/leafyi...py-and-the-reptilian-army.20157/post-20269751

 

[Meiwaku]

Trump banned troons from military service
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/us-politics-general-2.210076/post-20433213





Estimated 15,500 troons now btfod.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Nick Rekieta is featured in a Fox 9 news article for pleading guilty to felony drug possession in the third degree.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-20432627

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Recently discovered documents show Russell Greer complaining to Nevada courts about how a hooker called him ugly once. He did so in an attempt to save all the hookers in Nevada from people trying to dismantle the hooker industry:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russell-greer-just_some_dude_named_russell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-20435478

 

[ambiente]

The Pope used the term "brain rot" in his address to journalists this past Saturday.
Read and discuss his address here.

 

[Breadbassket]

On January 27th, 2025, the YouTuber Sarah Z will be holding a “Livestream for Trans Rights”. It’ll start at 1:00 PM Eastern/10:00 AM Pacific and go for 12 HOURS.

This stream aims to raise money for the Transgender Law Center, which according to Sarah’s description, “is the largest organization in the US led by trans people, and its mission is trans advocacy and support. TLC’s focus includes legal assistance in areas like employment, name changes, and immigration, policy advocacy, and public education.”

In an update to this happening, as of this time the livestream is currently ongoing and has raised nearly $50,000.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

In hilarious news:
Actress Selena Gomez, needing another hit of that sweet, sweet attention, decided to upload a video of her fake crying about all those poor illegal immigrants and dindu nuffins being mass deported. She proceeded to get ruthlessly mocked online and on cable news by Tom Homan, and deleted the video.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Nick Rekieta's plea hearing transcript was released in which Mr. Rekieta denies that he is talking a fall for his wife, and claims to truly believe he is at fault

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/state-of-minnesota-v-nicholas-rekieta-kayla-rekieta-april-imholte.191978/post-20436901

 

[Spunt]

Internet tough guy Shane Nokes has had his criminal conviction found by @Useful_Mistake . Now as we all know, when Shane isn't single-handedly writing all of Microsoft's code and hunting Nazis, he's a hard-hitting street nigga, respected and feared, and definitely not a pathetic fantasist who got fired from being an XBox Live phone monkey and sits fatly on disability threatening people on the Internet all day. So what terrifying crime dis he commit? Murder One? Pimping? Serial Nazi-Punching?

Nope. He stole the cover CD from a computer magazine. All my niggaz respect a man with a contraband copy of the Commander Keen demo!

Post in thread 'Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shane-edward-nokes-norrathreaver-daddy-cum-cannon.157685/post-20436954

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

@Peppermint Swirl AKA William Thorne Cannon recently joined a twitter space to argue with a bunch of a-logs about him liking little boys after previously stating he wouldn't join unless they paid him.
( Archive )

Here is but a snip bit of gold from the live space

Discuss: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/peppe...n-anew20034-peppermintsw.193283/post-20438144

 

[NaggotFigger]

Pat news 1:
@Useful_Mistake has released a response he received from the FBI about Patrick S. Tomlinson and his FOIA request.
FOIA request:

Response from the feds:

Part 1 (.st)
He also released information and .pdfs about the next upcoming trial that has Patrick Tomlinson and Niki Robinson involved. Amended complaint will drop in tomorrow in CST, which is where Milwaukee and Wisconsin located in.
Part 2 (.st) | Part 3 (.st)
Pat news 2:
Patrick drops an incredibly salty and rage-fueling 6-page Drumpf bad doomposting about how he ruined America as a whole. It garnered over 28k likes on the first doompost, 6k~10k likes for the rest. It is the first jackpot to hit more than 10k likes from seeking other's attention as a political firebrand. After dropping this internet manifesto, Patrick returns back to doompost about Trump, barely hitting 100 likes after projecting the manifesto.

Doomposting link (.st)

This is why your lives are already over, Atalker children. Enjoy prison.

 

[BeatboxBill]

I know everyone here hates my thread on Lairen Kiddman Ginn aka "NativeMobBoss", but I recently found something that would interest all of you, it turns out she knows about Daniel Larson and wants to collab with him

 

[NSA Intern]

Trump banned troons from military service
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/us-politics-general-2.210076/post-20433213

Update: President Donald J Trump declares YWNBAW.
-"expressing a false “gender identity” divergent from an individual’s sex cannot satisfy the rigorous standards necessary for military service"
- "A man’s assertion that he is a woman, and his requirement that others honor this falsehood, is not consistent with the humility and selflessness required of a service member."
- "It is the policy of the United States Government to establish high standards for troop readiness, lethality, cohesion, honesty, humility, uniformity, and integrity. This policy is inconsistent with the medical, surgical, and mental health constraints on individuals with gender dysphoria. This policy is also inconsistent with shifting pronoun usage or use of pronouns that inaccurately reflect an individual’s sex."
-"The Secretary shall promptly issue directives for DoD to end invented and identification-based pronoun usage to best achieve the policy outlined in section 2 of this order."
-"Absent extraordinary operational necessity, the Armed Forces shall neither allow males to use or share sleeping, changing, or bathing facilities designated for females, nor allow females to use or share sleeping, changing, or bathing facilities designated for males."

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

After 9 months of Nothing Ever Happening while the case was stayed, at long last new court filings were born yesterday in Acerthorn "Wereturkey" Stabbins' lolsuit against Null and Lolcow LLC in West Virginia.

Access to e-filing denied.
In Forma Pauperis recommended to be denied. Magi suggests pay costs ($400) or dismissal.

Based Black Magistrate coming through. The determination is particularly venomous and outlines the court's contempt for Stebbins.

The judge, who originally appeared entirely unsympathetic to Mr. Hardin bringing up Stabby's rich history of abusive litigation and admonished both parties, has changed his mind and wrote a 30 page long finding diving deep into Stabby's past. What set him off, you ask? That'd be because of Stabby's harassing and threatening clerks, secretly recording conversations and attempting to get the judge's ass reamed by the appeals court via an unsuccessful petition for writ of mandamus, continuing a decade+ long pattern of behavior against judges and court staff throughout the entire US.

Discuss this eternally revolving fable of a man who drives even the impartial Justice herself to despise him: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/david-...istrict-of-west-virginia.188371/post-20435994

 

[Useful_Mistake]

9th Circuit Court of Appeals denied Acerthorn's emergency appeal to force the District Court to give him a lawyer-slave to explain why he shouldn't be sanctioned for knowingly lying to the District Court:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/david-anthony-stebbins-acerthorn-stebbinsd-fayettevillesdavid.116370/post-20443472

 

[D_Tractor]

White House confirms that NJ "mystery drones" were authorized by the FAA and were not foreign spy drones or alien UFOs.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general-2.210076/post-20443895

 

[Axiom.]

An ice cream truck in Las Vegas has repeatedly been mistaken for an ICE van.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/las-vegas-ice-cream-truck-mistaken-for-ice-vehicle-im-an-ice-cream-man-thats-it.210743/

 

[Finger Pistols]

Remember Dragon Age: The Veilguard? The game that had a character do push-ups as a form of self-inflicted punishment for misgendering someone and had that awfully written transsexual character. Remember how ex-Kotaku journalist Jason Schreier claimed it was "top of the charts"? Well, in a recent press release, EA states that the game underperformed at 50% of expected sales. They hoped it would sell 3 million copies, but it ended up 'engaging 1.5 million players' instead. Along with this news, the game got its last update 2 days after this press release. This also marks Bioware's third flop in a row, leaving the fate of the studio uncertain.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dragon-age-the-veilguard.50738/post-20444954

 

[Vibralldo]

Here it is clipped, with some minor edits, cutting out the preamble. I still recommend watching at 1.5x speed:

Streamer Chad Zumock claims that an inside source told him Nick Rekieta's daughter had tested positive for not just one, but multiple cocaine tests (including a blood test, implying she had ingested the cocaine within 2 days of it being administered)

If true, this contradicts Nick's current narrative that a police officer rubbed his daughter's hair with cocaine and her sweat metabolized it, leading to a false positive test (an idea he got from a Quora answer by a doctor that got charged with drug trafficking) and confirms Nick himself supplied her with the drugs

Link to clip above