Ethan Ralph got his ass beat and spent the night in jail in Tijuana. He also had a seizure during Xanax withdrawals while at Hunter Moore's porn compound.
Ethanol Ralph went on Mersh's show today and literally nobody noticed until after the livestream ended. He shares some interesting tales from his trip to Colombia.
Clip here by
@jewsernotfound.
Here are the highlights of his storytime:
-joins the call sounding like he had a xanny within the past 20 minutes
-he got to see his son for two hours the other day, sadly he states he "looks just like him"
-while leaving California, he had no access to his money as he lost his phones and other shit, so he starts panhandling on the streets of Tijuana at 12am
-he got his ass beat on said streets of Tijuana by some bikers. Says his nose is messed up
-he sat in jail for the night due to said ass beating
-he "totally forreal I swearzies" didn't have any drugs in Colombia, but everyone else around him were doing coke and various forms of "Tusi", which comes in different colors/drug combos (usually ketamine+MDMA+caffeine). He insinuates he tried Tusi and "90% pure" Colombian coke.
-he sounds like he's in love with the (not a) lady(boy) he had sex with and talked with for a whole day before having sex, goes into disgusting detail because he thinks fucking whores is le epic and cool and based
-says he is considering flying this lady(boy) out to Merida, Mersh says the Internet would enjoy that. Ralph seems conflicted.
-he had a seizure from fucking up his Xanax taper. This is what he claims is the biggest reason he didn't stream more in Colombia. States it was his first seizure in more than 10 years
-the "angel" (his words) who saved him said he was completely purple. He repeats this several times. Everyone in the porn compound was concerned, he also injured his knee during the seizure
-essentially states he will drip feed more tales from his trip over time, and sounds like he already has shared more than he wanted to
-ends the call while the xanny effects are peaking, speaking slow and slurring somewhat
TL;DR Ralph almost died yet again through a street beating and by a seizure, this time it was not even a week after he pretended he died. Karma hits pigs fast it seems. Post your thoughts on this continuing trainwreck of a life
here or
here.
finally returned to his Mexico tin box, after what appears to be a >2.5 days long bus trip. He was silent on Twitter during this time and surprise, nobody cared. Once again, he lost his phone and proceeded to bitch at Google about it. 
